Alessandra Ambrosio goes out with a bang
What your eyes are feasting on above is Victoria’s Secret Angel Alessandra Ambrosio’s last photo shoot before taking a maternity leave from modeling. I included shots of Alessandra shopping yesterday. She’s about six months give or take. The sexy pics are in the latest issue of Arena Magazine and make me realize, “Hey, pregnant ladies need lovin’, too.” So, that being said, The Superficial Writer, in his benevolence, will now accept sexual propositions from those with child.
Rules: First trimester only. No pregnant dudes from that freaky episode of Oprah. All pregnant ladies must be in the form of Victoria’s Secret model. A “No Laughing at the Wang” form must be signed pre-coitus. No photographs. Laser-proof undergarments provided upon request.