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Dean | February 14, 2007 at 7:50 am
Could it be?
p911gt10c | February 14, 2007 at 7:50 am
I’d probably get bruised from her hips bones poking into me, but I so definitely would.
Anexio | February 14, 2007 at 7:50 am
She’s okay, I guess, if your into looks.
llllllllll | February 14, 2007 at 7:51 am
ok 4th pic…isn’t the knee cap suppose to be in the center of the leg?
p911gt10c | February 14, 2007 at 7:55 am
#4 hmm, you’re right. But if the world made sense, Brit would be a nobody and Ashey Olsen’s tits would be centered.
jesseeca | February 14, 2007 at 7:56 am
i hope she at least got paid well for standing at the local mall making idiotic faces and posing like a retarded flamingo.
whitegold | February 14, 2007 at 7:56 am
Who is this girl? But damn she looks good!
RichPort | February 14, 2007 at 7:56 am
ZANNA IS A FUCKING CUBAN WHORE!!!!
Binky | February 14, 2007 at 7:57 am
I agree with #4.
She has weird knees. How does this woman find work ?
FeverDog | February 14, 2007 at 7:59 am
she’s hot. end of story
icyprincess2 | February 14, 2007 at 7:59 am
i am sorry but who is she, and why should i care?
llllllllll | February 14, 2007 at 8:01 am
Horrible example for young girls. Lets pray this doesn’t mean easily influence girls will start taking up the “knee to the side” look. {{shakes uncontrolably}}
woodhorse | February 14, 2007 at 8:06 am
No Valentine’s Day would be complete without Fish declaring adoration for his true love. Unlike Britney, I stay at home and take care of my Valentine, every night, every year and will until I am dumped for some terrific high school awesome person and then I will be Mom in the background. Maybe I’ll still get a Valentine.
Jenster | February 14, 2007 at 8:09 am
okay fishie, we get it. She’s hot.
Karri | February 14, 2007 at 8:12 am
There haven’t been any comments in three hours? Hmm. Anyway, is she a model? I’ve never heard of her.
alaskanchicsickle | February 14, 2007 at 8:12 am
She is absolutely beautiful, even with the funky knee. But do I hate myself, nah.
anony | February 14, 2007 at 8:12 am
So hot it hurts.
Karri | February 14, 2007 at 8:14 am
Oh wait. I get it. My clock is at 11:00, the Superficial’s is at 8:00. Hence the three hour delay.
silk69 | February 14, 2007 at 8:16 am
honestly shes not hot…her hairy arms messed up knees egg shaped head and this guys always commenting on how hot she is kinda makes you piss your pants laughing you would think for a guy with a list of hot celebrities he wouldnt pick this nasty many looking whore bag as a hot commidity lmfao loser!!!!
silk69 | February 14, 2007 at 8:17 am
honestly shes not hot…her hairy arms messed up knees egg shaped head and this guys always commenting on how hot she is kinda makes you piss your pants laughing you would think for a guy with a list of hot celebrities he wouldnt pick this nasty MAN looking whore bag as a hot commidity lmfao loser!!!!
WiseMan | February 14, 2007 at 8:24 am
She’s a fucking slut. SLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.
belle | February 14, 2007 at 8:27 am
Hmm…I’m a girl, but I personally think she’s scary looking.
doomhammer | February 14, 2007 at 8:30 am
When I get home today, I’m going to punch my girlfreind right in the mouth.
allyoops! | February 14, 2007 at 8:32 am
i think shes very attractive. she matches, that helps, and despite the funny knee her legs are fantastic. she’s a 10…
i don’t hate myself though. if it was my JOB to be hot, then i’d hit the gym everyday instead of just a few times a week. but its not, so i don’t…anybody else feel me on this?
ph7 | February 14, 2007 at 8:33 am
‘Hmm…I’m a girl, but I personally think she’s scary looking.’
Let me translate the above:
‘I’m a fat chick, and when I see guys go crazy over a hot, thin model, I trash her for having a body I could never attain, because I have no self-discipline, don’t exercise, and can’t stop stuffing my face with food’
doomhammer | February 14, 2007 at 8:33 am
the jelousy and self loathing in her is THICK, like your calves.
Dont be a hater- this bitch is SMOKIN!!!
geek_uk | February 14, 2007 at 8:41 am
I’d let her sex me.
woodhorse | February 14, 2007 at 8:42 am
#24 No. I hit the gym and the track. I am healthy, athletic, strong. Feels good. You should try it.
doomhammer | February 14, 2007 at 8:45 am
I see plenty of ugly fit chicks at my gym. I think the ugly is what drives them. Sad really.
wowzers | February 14, 2007 at 8:51 am
Some people on here are fuckin jealous losers lol,Shessh, how can anyone put down Alessandra!!
sol | February 14, 2007 at 8:53 am
she’s pretty hot now, probably not so much as she gets older. she’s already started on that aniston-chin. and she’s going to get hairier. i suspect this is just a warmup for today. soon fish will bring the varsity-level chicks in bikinis.
wedgeone | February 14, 2007 at 8:55 am
#25 – And everybody said … AAAAAMEN!!!
Who cares what her knees look like? No man gives a rat’s ass about what they look like when she’s on them burying her face in your pubes or when they’re propped up on your shoulders as you’re driving your snake home!!
That is what Jim Carrey would call …
SMMMMMOKINNNN!!!
Thank God we get a break from ANS & Brit posts.
doomhammer | February 14, 2007 at 8:56 am
i want to bang her today, not 20 years from now. who cares how she looks then, I aint marryin her. sheesh you people just dont get it.
serial snarkalec | February 14, 2007 at 8:57 am
She’s not even wearing the bra she’s shilling? What kinda corporate whore is she? Yeah, that’s all I got.
ibringujoy | February 14, 2007 at 9:12 am
Why would anybody want a break from ANS news? It’s very uplifting:
“The Broward County, Fla., medical examiner who autopsied Anna Nicole Smith said her body should be released soon because it has begun to decompose.”
btw, i’m quite sure “doomhammer” is loudmouthing from his mom’s basement, where he plays his daily 16 hours of video games.
wowzers | February 14, 2007 at 9:12 am
haha number 32 if you have pubes lol you really should shave them off!! PUBES are not attrative lol then maybe you could get someone down there.
batluck | February 14, 2007 at 9:14 am
we’ll all be laughing when she gets skin cancer from being that gorgeous bronze all year round when she’s cavorting in the caribbean…taking her glamourous photos….goddamnit. and her hair is falling out from all the styling…..and she’s wallowing in her millions like scrooge mcduck…yea…i brought it back early ’90s style. fuck it. she’s hot.
misanthrope | February 14, 2007 at 9:16 am
@23… tee hee!
Ok, I’m not going to be catty. She’s pretty. Not the hottest girl ever, but she’s certainly not ugly.
ponk | February 14, 2007 at 9:19 am
Wally, you should send her the picture of your pink penis, it makes a lovely valentine’s day present, suitable for framing. Although most of the women I know have been framing it as a dartboard. You really do have such a way with women.
wowzers | February 14, 2007 at 9:22 am
TO #25, I understand how you feel, if you are really down on yourself, start going to the gym to lose weight, you feel amazing after you are done a great workout!! Start with your cardio first and eat heathly. You can have a models body but you have to work for it and trust me its soo worth it!!
RichPort | February 14, 2007 at 9:23 am
The mannequin has more fucking curves than her. She okay, and I’d still wear her thighs as earmuffs, but I’ll take more mat anyday.
Beyonce, call me!!!!!
RichPort | February 14, 2007 at 9:24 am
More mat? Clearly I mean more meat. As in an actual ass. Sexy panties stop being sexxy when they’re baggy.
Ava | February 14, 2007 at 9:31 am
This site is hella weird. Why are there so many straight men whacking off to a celeb gossip site?! And since when are straight men so bitchy?! I’m wondering whether some of these men are as ‘straight’ as they say they are. If you know what I mean.
jrzmommy | February 14, 2007 at 9:34 am
Rich, stop it. I’m sure you’re aware that Beyonce doesn’t know how to use a phone.
RichPort | February 14, 2007 at 9:39 am
She can pratice calling me by undressing and dancing. I know that makes no sense, but she makes me feel as dirty as Wally drooling at a yard full of preschoolers.
inlovewithjolie | February 14, 2007 at 9:42 am
Y’all haters..SHE IS BEAUTIFULLL!!!!
Courtney | February 14, 2007 at 9:47 am
Oh, you people. She look lovely. Victoria’s Secret is the cheapest crap ever, but that’s another matter.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
biatcho | February 14, 2007 at 9:57 am
I hate people who used the term “haters”. Ghetto dorks.
jack | February 14, 2007 at 9:58 am
To Poster #4:
Who cares where her kneecaps are supposed to be, as long as you can bend them back behind her head.
BarbadoSlim | February 14, 2007 at 10:01 am
Alexandra DamnedWHO?
who da fuck is this? Is she in porn?