These are shots of Victoria’s Secret Angel Alessandra Ambrosio’s first photo shoot since giving birth to a daughter in August. Of course, those facts are inconsequential considering I’m going to post these pics taken in Miami yesterday no matter what.
Alessandra Ambrosio ate a baby panda then wore a bikini: POST.
Alessandra Ambrosio made out with Osama Bin Laden then posed by the pool: POST.
Alessandra Ambrosio kicked The Superficial Writer’s mom down the stairs then peed on his comic books while wearing lingerie: POST.
So, do they mail you the Pulitzer, or do you have to pick it up somewhere? How’s that work?