Alessandra Ambrosio first post-baby swimsuit photos

November 13th, 2008 // 74 Comments

These are shots of Victoria’s Secret Angel Alessandra Ambrosio’s first photo shoot since giving birth to a daughter in August. Of course, those facts are inconsequential considering I’m going to post these pics taken in Miami yesterday no matter what.

Alessandra Ambrosio ate a baby panda then wore a bikini: POST.
Alessandra Ambrosio made out with Osama Bin Laden then posed by the pool: POST.
Alessandra Ambrosio kicked The Superficial Writer’s mom down the stairs then peed on his comic books while wearing lingerie: POST.

So, do they mail you the Pulitzer, or do you have to pick it up somewhere? How’s that work?

Photos: Flynet
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  1. ben

    Never quite the same after the first one

  2. ben

    Never quite the same after the first one

  3. Stinky Cheeks

    Primero, Putas!!!

  4. D4P

    Her face looks weird. I mean, weirder than normal.

  5. Ted from LA

    What in the fuck is the dude in the chick top doing in the seventh picture? Dude looks like a lady…

  6. Mimi Rough Randal veggi Daddy

    She looks like a troll!

  7. ben

    Doesnt look like she’s doing any breast feeding

  8. Bongani

    No ass , no hips

    not for me thanks

    NEXT!

  9. So shes back in human form! what does she want a prize?

  10. pete

    Come on, she’s still ruined.

  11. mike

    Now this one is sweet! Fuckin Kim Kardashian is a skank and you see here why she just doesn’t compare in any area but especially the body.

    No more Kim K and no more Spencer/Heidi. Theyre douchebags of extreme proportions and obviously 99 of 100 people say they stink and have no talent whatsoever.

  12. lok

    A child passed through her vagina? She’s DONE. It’s OVER. Take the girl in the blue bikini – taller and her vag must be tighter than a snare drum.

  13. Beth

    So what planet is she from, anyway?

  14. Rant

    Dude in pic 10 with his eyes closed is thinking “don’t get a boner, please don’t”

  15. Fernando Narcos

    Sammiches,stat!

  16. Katy

    She looks amazing considering she’s olny 3 months post-natal. I hate to think what kind of unhealthy lifestyle she’s had to lead to get back into shape so quickly. The pressure must have been immense.

  17. Deacon Jones

    Ahhh, let all the hateful comments from the women begin.

    This is a prime example why having a kid is no excuse to BLOW UP.

    And yes #12. Her snatch is probably the equivalent of fucking a jar of mayonaise.

  18. littlecrush

    She is gourgeaus…

  19. ok..

    Never heard of her. No. Seriously.

  20. veggi

    I remember just last week, Karen from accounting crab walked around over to the water cooler just like chick is in picture 6. Silly Karen. All those numbers make her crazy..

  21. Mike Hawk

    I’d eat the afterbirth at the source…

  22. John

    Her heels in pic 31 are longer than my penis!

  23. Anonymous

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  24. Mike Hunt

    You are one disturbing mother fucker, Mike Hawk.

  25. LEB

    Wow, what’s with all the “she’s had a kid so she’s done for” hate? Any one of your guys would be THRILLED if a) your wife looked like her, and b) your wife looked like her after squidging out your offspring.

    Maybe you’re jealous because she’s both a genetic superhuman AND out-earning you.

  26. Deuce Bigalow

    She graces my desktop too. She is STUNNING!!!!!

  27. no way!

    that is unfuckingbelievable! she must have one hell of a team! and there are a lot of asshats on here talking shit cuz the woman decided to have baby?!? i’ll tell you who was ruined after childbirth… your mom.

  28. Mick

    I think she looks better after having a baby. She was stick skinny before but seems to have putt a little weight on since having the kid and looks better.

  29. sushified

    I think she looks great. And I dont think she has ‘lead an unhealthy lifestyle’ to get her body back in three months. First off, you dont have to gain 100′s from pounds when pregnant, and if you do that’s really unhealthy for both you AND the baby. One of my friends lost over 40 pounds in three months after giving birth, and the girl doesnt exercise. She said she just went back to eating exactly how she did before the pregnancy, and the pounds fell off. I believe her because she’s not muscular and looks beautiful. Some woman just have bodies like that.

    I also know that you only have to add 300 more calories to your normal diet when pregnant — this coming from doctors.

  30. Jacko

    She appears to be the first female whose cans actually got smaller from childbirth.

  31. Parker

    I don’t care if she had a baby or not. When you only have anal sex you tend not to notice the vag anyway. Lock the kid in his room and bend over baby, I’m about to fill your butt with love.

  32. terry

    I also saw some many hot sexy wealthy women on the famous the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, if you a are interested , you really should go to have a look.

  33. jenni

    she still looks amazing…wth its only been 3 months since she’s given birth?!

  34. Mike Hawk

    And I thank you Mike Hunt..

  35. Erik

    Like every guy, I’d prefer to boink her BEFORE a kid explodes her pussy, not after.

  36. Me 2

    @29 – i saw a picture of her at 8 months, she was HUGE. She looks great but no surprise there. Brazilian women have the best genes.

  37. I agree, Brazilian women do have the best genes. It seems that when your DNA ignores building a powerful brain and instead focuses on building a beautiful body, this is the result.

  38. Ted Mosby

    She looks good. Must’ve had a Personal Trainer whip her in shape.

  39. 20-20

    So, um, not to spoil the party or anything, but in the pictures I see, she has to wear some fabric to cover the nightmare that her pelvis has become.

  40. Frist? when was the last time your “Fiance” pinch your brain!

  41. Deva

    Isn’t it funny that her swimsuit is covering her whoremarks….I mean strechmarks?

  42. schmotze

    fix the RSS Feed images. please.

  43. Sandy

    Her body is like Jennifer Aniston’s personality: flat and featureless.

  44. veggi

    That isn’t FRIST..

  45. Veggi, Did FRIST tell you want she got?

  46. veggi

    Believe me, I know FRIST and that’s not her.

    Go ahead, try to test me.

    Q. What does FRIST’s fiance’s jizz taste like, you ask?
    A. Another man’s ass.

    Go ahead, ask me another one.

  47. Just three months after giving birth? wow! unbelievable!

  48. veggi

    46- seriously, you are more pathetic than rough daddy..

    and YES SHE DID JIMBO!!!!!!

  49. just 3 months after giving birth ? WOW!

  50. Dont get me involve in your daily highlights veggi,,,leave me out of this!!!

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