Ever wonder what it would look like to stare up Alessandra Ambrosio’s skirt while she’s drunk off her ass? SHAZAM! It’s like I read your mind. Also, I saw some other shit up there and, dude, that’s your cousin. Though she is kind of hot so try not to make any deaf/mutes. High five!
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Jim | October 16, 2009 at 1:43 pm
First?
FIRST | October 16, 2009 at 1:44 pm
too skinny
Jim | October 16, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Second?
Jim | October 16, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Crack kills.
lucci | October 16, 2009 at 1:46 pm
she’s perfect, but adriana rules the world (mine)
cd | October 16, 2009 at 1:46 pm
see looks very asian in pic 4…
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | October 16, 2009 at 1:52 pm
I would chow down on her in a NY minute.
Keith | October 16, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Look at those short douchebags hanging around her. Models gets a lot of short douchebags hanging around them, like little enuchs.
Courtyardpigeon | October 16, 2009 at 1:58 pm
She has PERFECT legs. Just perfect.
ali | October 16, 2009 at 2:00 pm
not like we havent seen her ass before you fucking idiots.
Hank | October 16, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Nice, sweet, soft meaty thighs for a such a thin girl. I approve.
ME09 | October 16, 2009 at 2:05 pm
VERY PRETTY YES…..BUT ALSO A SKANK……WHAT HAPPENED 2 CLASS AND RESPECT
max | October 16, 2009 at 2:05 pm
The girl has great legs,
but absolutely no ass.
fearsarewishes | October 16, 2009 at 2:05 pm
@8
JFC, talk about d-bags. WTF are “enuchs”. Do you mean eunuchs? Don’t tell me it was a typo either you dumb cunt.
Shit like this hurts my eyes. Fuck you, Keith.
lizzy | October 16, 2009 at 2:09 pm
i just met her yesterday at a signing in new york! she was absolutely perfect, even in person.
she was very sweet, and she told me she was flying to los angeles that night to do some more promo work and well, now i can see what the night entailed.
celebulicious | October 16, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Now THAT is http://www.celebulicio.us
Hard to believe she was a virgin until 26…
CherubSlayer | October 16, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I can’t tell if this is an advertisement or not.
Richard McBeef | October 16, 2009 at 2:18 pm
@16 – sometimes outlandish lies are difficult to believe.
@12 – it’s hard to maintain class and respect with a camera up your ass.
Likinit | October 16, 2009 at 2:30 pm
She looks too cute drunk!
Fashion Girl | October 16, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Is that dress Balmain? Anyone know what designer she’s wearing?
To | October 16, 2009 at 2:32 pm
@16 Err… I think you’re thinking of Adrianna Lima.
This little spinner has been smoking cigarettes & cock since she was 16.
I don’t know why Mexicans try to act like they’re so proper, when they’re all a bunch of hot-blooded Latin hotheads. The women throw pots & have moustaches, and the men fix up low-riders & do drive-by shootings while their pants droop off their asses. What an enlightened demographic they are.
P.S. I know she’s Brazilian & not Mexican. What’s the difference?
Karmen | October 16, 2009 at 2:40 pm
No matter how hot the face, skinny/saggy ass’ always ruin it for me.
marc | October 16, 2009 at 2:49 pm
love her legs and skin tone.
Jamillah | October 16, 2009 at 2:55 pm
At #21:
For one, Brazil and Mexico are in different continents. They also speak different languages(Spanish vs. Portuguese) and have vastly different histories, demographics, ethnic heritages & cultures.
Clearly, you’re not part of an “enlightened demographic”, either –instead, you are a stereotypically insular, ignorant American.
Jamillah | October 16, 2009 at 2:56 pm
At #21:
For one, Brazil and Mexico are in different continents. They also speak different languages(Spanish vs. Portuguese) and have vastly different histories, demographics, ethnic heritages & cultures.
Clearly, you’re not part of an “enlightened demographic”, either –instead, you are a stereotypically insular, ignorant American.
fearsarewishes | October 16, 2009 at 3:06 pm
@25
Thanks for the history lesson, however I think that what Ms. 21 was trying to tell you is that a bean by any other name is still a bean.
One cannot argue with that.
rekk | October 16, 2009 at 3:21 pm
What’s the difference between Alessandro’s ass and the ass of a 12-year-old boy? Bonieness by any other name is still bonieness.
One cannot argue with that.
Jimmy | October 16, 2009 at 3:23 pm
I imagine her pussy feels like warm tight silk and tastes like nectar…
FeararewishsisaTARD | October 16, 2009 at 3:26 pm
@ 21 and 26. I think what ms. 25 is saying is that an ignorant american by any other name is an ignorant american…ALA you and 21
FeararewishsisaTARD | October 16, 2009 at 3:26 pm
@ 21 and 26. I think what ms. 25 is saying is that an ignorant american by any other name is an ignorant american…ALA you and 21
FeararewishsisaTARD | October 16, 2009 at 3:27 pm
@ 21 and 26. I think what ms. 25 is saying is that an ignorant american by any other name is an ignorant american…ALA you and 21
Jamillah | October 16, 2009 at 3:29 pm
At #26:
That’s what I’m trying to tell you: Are Germans and Italians the same? They’re both Europeans!!!! Clearly, though, their languages, cultures, and customs are quite distinct.
Similarly, Brazilians and Mexicans are as dissimilar as the above two groups — their cultures and ethnic backgrounds are ENTIRELY different. They speak different languages, eat different foods, and LOOK quite different. If you don’t understand this, it only betrays your own ignorance.
JPRichardson | October 16, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Calling Alessandra Ambrosio a Mexican is like calling you a stupid, ignorant, drunk sctotssman. Wait…
kingofbeer | October 16, 2009 at 4:29 pm
don’t get me wrong when I say this. she is hot. I’d hit it.
BUT I LIKE A BIGGER ASS!
not fat mind you.
but I want to see curves tho :)
/sandwich
lola | October 16, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Hot body and dress, but everything else is trashy. Where’s the class?
Fashion Girl | October 16, 2009 at 4:33 pm
To answer my question: Yep, it’s Balmain
http://www.fabsugar.com/5675972
Meugh | October 16, 2009 at 4:38 pm
This is the stuff dreams are made of.
Funnygrl | October 16, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Quick call 911….Someone stole her ass…..
fearsarewishes | October 16, 2009 at 5:06 pm
@ 29, 30 and 31
Please click the button once you impatient cunt. Your shit wasn’t funny the first time. No one wants to see it three times.
Just a thought…before you get all warm and inclusive and objective you might want to look under your own bed first. That little joke about “TARD” in your name and your blanket “ignorant american” rant tells me all I need to know about your bitter prejudiced heart.
Jamillah | October 16, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Feararewishes:
Its okay for you to make prejudiced, culturally ignorant statements, but when somebody calls you a “‘tard” and points out your ignorance for it , THEY’RE prejudiced?
Name calling is uncalled for either way, but “inclusive” and “objective” are not bad things — and making culturally disparaging, factually incorrect statements can be deservingly called “ignorant”.
Ass | October 16, 2009 at 6:16 pm
nice ass!
clown | October 16, 2009 at 6:58 pm
the shocker in pic 6
isa | October 16, 2009 at 7:03 pm
thats the ugliest dress ive ever seen
DobBole | October 16, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Man hands
DobBole | October 16, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Man hands
duh | October 16, 2009 at 7:25 pm
why is there an advertisment for a known scam on this page? i would have thought that this site would only allow reputable advertising. kinda sucks if you ask me.
fearsarewishes | October 16, 2009 at 7:33 pm
@ Jamilliah
Just finish making the beds and remember the garbage on your way out. Have a great weekend and say “hi” for me to your 9 kids.
seriously | October 16, 2009 at 8:27 pm
I think she left her ass in the back seat.
Jamillah | October 16, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Fearsarewishes:
The irony in your statement is too much: Here’s a guy who has no idea whatsoever what my ethnicity is, purportedly insulting me by inscinuating I might be a working-class Mexican. He doesn’t realize how CLASSLESS his statements racists are — and how they further prove how much of an ignoramus he is! Hilarious –keep proving how much of an ignorant stereotype you are! THANK YOU!
For the record, I am neither Mexican nor Brazilian, and I’m a professional who holds an MBA degree.
Jamillah | October 16, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Fearsarewishes:
The irony in your statement is too much: Here’s a guy who has no idea whatsoever what my ethnicity is, purportedly insulting me by insinuating I might be a working-class Mexican. He doesn’t realize how CLASSLESS his racist statements are — and how they further prove how much of an ignoramus he is! Hilarious –keep proving how much of an ignorant stereotype you are! THANK YOU!
For the record, I am neither Mexican nor Brazilian, and I’m a professional who holds an MBA degree.