Alessandra Ambrosio drunken ass shot

October 16th, 2009 // 91 Comments

Ever wonder what it would look like to stare up Alessandra Ambrosio’s skirt while she’s drunk off her ass? SHAZAM! It’s like I read your mind. Also, I saw some other shit up there and, dude, that’s your cousin. Though she is kind of hot so try not to make any deaf/mutes. High five!

Photos: Fame, Splash News
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  1. Jim

    First?

  2. FIRST

    too skinny

  3. Jim

    Second?

  4. Jim

    Crack kills.

  5. she’s perfect, but adriana rules the world (mine)

  6. cd

    see looks very asian in pic 4…

  7. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    I would chow down on her in a NY minute.

  8. Keith

    Look at those short douchebags hanging around her. Models gets a lot of short douchebags hanging around them, like little enuchs.

  9. Courtyardpigeon

    She has PERFECT legs. Just perfect.

  10. ali

    not like we havent seen her ass before you fucking idiots.

  11. Hank

    Nice, sweet, soft meaty thighs for a such a thin girl. I approve.

  12. ME09

    VERY PRETTY YES…..BUT ALSO A SKANK……WHAT HAPPENED 2 CLASS AND RESPECT

  13. max

    The girl has great legs,

    but absolutely no ass.

  14. fearsarewishes

    @8

    JFC, talk about d-bags. WTF are “enuchs”. Do you mean eunuchs? Don’t tell me it was a typo either you dumb cunt.

    Shit like this hurts my eyes. Fuck you, Keith.

  15. lizzy

    i just met her yesterday at a signing in new york! she was absolutely perfect, even in person.

    she was very sweet, and she told me she was flying to los angeles that night to do some more promo work and well, now i can see what the night entailed.

  16. Now THAT is http://www.celebulicio.us

    Hard to believe she was a virgin until 26…

  17. CherubSlayer

    I can’t tell if this is an advertisement or not.

  18. Richard McBeef

    @16 – sometimes outlandish lies are difficult to believe.

    @12 – it’s hard to maintain class and respect with a camera up your ass.

  19. Likinit

    She looks too cute drunk!

  20. Fashion Girl

    Is that dress Balmain? Anyone know what designer she’s wearing?

  21. To

    @16 Err… I think you’re thinking of Adrianna Lima.

    This little spinner has been smoking cigarettes & cock since she was 16.

    I don’t know why Mexicans try to act like they’re so proper, when they’re all a bunch of hot-blooded Latin hotheads. The women throw pots & have moustaches, and the men fix up low-riders & do drive-by shootings while their pants droop off their asses. What an enlightened demographic they are.

    P.S. I know she’s Brazilian & not Mexican. What’s the difference?

  22. Karmen

    No matter how hot the face, skinny/saggy ass’ always ruin it for me.

  23. marc

    love her legs and skin tone.

  24. Jamillah

    At #21:

    For one, Brazil and Mexico are in different continents. They also speak different languages(Spanish vs. Portuguese) and have vastly different histories, demographics, ethnic heritages & cultures.

    Clearly, you’re not part of an “enlightened demographic”, either –instead, you are a stereotypically insular, ignorant American.

  25. Jamillah

    At #21:

    For one, Brazil and Mexico are in different continents. They also speak different languages(Spanish vs. Portuguese) and have vastly different histories, demographics, ethnic heritages & cultures.

    Clearly, you’re not part of an “enlightened demographic”, either –instead, you are a stereotypically insular, ignorant American.

  26. fearsarewishes

    @25

    Thanks for the history lesson, however I think that what Ms. 21 was trying to tell you is that a bean by any other name is still a bean.

    One cannot argue with that.

  27. rekk

    What’s the difference between Alessandro’s ass and the ass of a 12-year-old boy? Bonieness by any other name is still bonieness.
    One cannot argue with that.

  28. Jimmy

    I imagine her pussy feels like warm tight silk and tastes like nectar…

  29. FeararewishsisaTARD

    @ 21 and 26. I think what ms. 25 is saying is that an ignorant american by any other name is an ignorant american…ALA you and 21

  30. FeararewishsisaTARD

    @ 21 and 26. I think what ms. 25 is saying is that an ignorant american by any other name is an ignorant american…ALA you and 21

  31. FeararewishsisaTARD

    @ 21 and 26. I think what ms. 25 is saying is that an ignorant american by any other name is an ignorant american…ALA you and 21

  32. Jamillah

    At #26:

    That’s what I’m trying to tell you: Are Germans and Italians the same? They’re both Europeans!!!! Clearly, though, their languages, cultures, and customs are quite distinct.

    Similarly, Brazilians and Mexicans are as dissimilar as the above two groups — their cultures and ethnic backgrounds are ENTIRELY different. They speak different languages, eat different foods, and LOOK quite different. If you don’t understand this, it only betrays your own ignorance.

  33. JPRichardson

    Calling Alessandra Ambrosio a Mexican is like calling you a stupid, ignorant, drunk sctotssman. Wait…

  34. kingofbeer

    don’t get me wrong when I say this. she is hot. I’d hit it.

    BUT I LIKE A BIGGER ASS!

    not fat mind you.

    but I want to see curves tho :)

    /sandwich

  35. lola

    Hot body and dress, but everything else is trashy. Where’s the class?

  36. Fashion Girl

    To answer my question: Yep, it’s Balmain

    http://www.fabsugar.com/5675972

  37. Meugh

    This is the stuff dreams are made of.

  38. Funnygrl

    Quick call 911….Someone stole her ass…..

  39. fearsarewishes

    @ 29, 30 and 31

    Please click the button once you impatient cunt. Your shit wasn’t funny the first time. No one wants to see it three times.

    Just a thought…before you get all warm and inclusive and objective you might want to look under your own bed first. That little joke about “TARD” in your name and your blanket “ignorant american” rant tells me all I need to know about your bitter prejudiced heart.

  40. Jamillah

    Feararewishes:

    Its okay for you to make prejudiced, culturally ignorant statements, but when somebody calls you a “‘tard” and points out your ignorance for it , THEY’RE prejudiced?

    Name calling is uncalled for either way, but “inclusive” and “objective” are not bad things — and making culturally disparaging, factually incorrect statements can be deservingly called “ignorant”.

  41. clown

    the shocker in pic 6

  42. isa

    thats the ugliest dress ive ever seen

  43. duh

    why is there an advertisment for a known scam on this page? i would have thought that this site would only allow reputable advertising. kinda sucks if you ask me.

  44. fearsarewishes

    @ Jamilliah

    Just finish making the beds and remember the garbage on your way out. Have a great weekend and say “hi” for me to your 9 kids.

  45. seriously

    I think she left her ass in the back seat.

  46. Jamillah

    Fearsarewishes:

    The irony in your statement is too much: Here’s a guy who has no idea whatsoever what my ethnicity is, purportedly insulting me by inscinuating I might be a working-class Mexican. He doesn’t realize how CLASSLESS his statements racists are — and how they further prove how much of an ignoramus he is! Hilarious –keep proving how much of an ignorant stereotype you are! THANK YOU!
    For the record, I am neither Mexican nor Brazilian, and I’m a professional who holds an MBA degree.

  47. Jamillah

    Fearsarewishes:

    The irony in your statement is too much: Here’s a guy who has no idea whatsoever what my ethnicity is, purportedly insulting me by insinuating I might be a working-class Mexican. He doesn’t realize how CLASSLESS his racist statements are — and how they further prove how much of an ignoramus he is! Hilarious –keep proving how much of an ignorant stereotype you are! THANK YOU!
    For the record, I am neither Mexican nor Brazilian, and I’m a professional who holds an MBA degree.

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