Alessandra Ambrosio does some cleaning

July 6th, 2007 // 234 Comments
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Alessandra Ambrosio was spotted cleaning out her car yesterday after spending the day at the beach. I’m just glad the paparazzi captured shots of her doing regular everyday stuff. Sometimes the public forgets people as good looking as Alessandra and I are still regular people too. We supermodels have to clean out our cars just like everybody else, only afterwards when we walk down the street we’re worshipped as gods and get bags of money thrown at us.

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  1. HoboChic

    Too bad her legs are not as long as her feet.

  2. ashley

    shes so cute!

  3. LaLaLa

    In shot #4, she appears to be whippin’ out the hose and taking a leak on that ride.

  4. Tim

    She looks like a rubber action figure that was accidentally put through the washer and dryer.

  5. terryfunku

    fourth

  6. terryfunku

    goddamnitt

  7. wow. her boobs keep getting smaller in every candid picture i see.

    kinda like mine. except they just keep getting smaller in real life.

  8. Ally

    shes gorgeous and by the way, people that on her cuz of her “thinness” do remember she is a ing and we get sick of hearing the about no ass no no curves. okay its old, get over it.

  9. Ally

    *effing maodel

  10. Nicole R.

    Ally – I don’t think you regurgitated all of your words. Stick another finger down and post again.

  11. dictionary.com

    maodel = computer in communist china

  12. rochelle

    Several of these shots make her look like a concentration camp survivor – particularly #s 2, 9 & 13.

  13. They’re definitely not “worshiped” for their spelling, heh heh…

  14. Sierra

    Uh oh, cellulite in #4&8

  15. cowcat

    10 & 11, you made me giggle.

    Ally, you made no sense.

  16. I want to touch her.

  17. jrzmommy

    Them big feet and that skinny body…she looks like a rake.

  18. DownAttheY

    She is way too skinny…no curves at all…it would be like having sex with a 12 year old boy.

  19. BringItA-hole

    This girl is smoking hot. I’m a straight female, and I’d do her if I was a dude. With a bottle of champagne and a couple puffs of that bud she was smoking the other day, I’d probably do her right now. It’s hilarious that instead of just appreciating her hotness, you’re all picking her apart like a bunch of jealous sorority girls. If you saw her on the street, I doubt you’d be focusing on her flaws. In fact, I’m pretty sure she could be juggling dead puppy innards, and you’d still jizz your pants before she was within 10 feet of you.

    I don’t really give a sh*t about this chick in any sort of capacity, but sometimes people that post here are so preoccupied with finding fault that it’s kind of sad. And I’m not talking about sad in the “I shed a tear for you every night before falling into sweet slumber” kind of way…it’s more in the “I laugh at you, because I know that the other 98% of your life is spent playing XBox 360 live and bragging to some dorky Russian gamer about how you succeeded in getting a pity f*ck from an off-duty prostitute two years ago” kind of way.

    And as a side note, I’m 5’10″, thin and attractive. So you can save all commentary about how I must be fat and/or ugly and/or a closeted lesbian. I just don’t like haters…or anyone that owns a dog that would die if stepped on it…but that’s just me.

  20. Lowlands

    Didn’t know she bought the Popemobile.Does she like to wave to her fans?

  21. jesus

    #12-

    Thanks for reminding me that I need to rent Schindler’s List so I have something good to whack off to tonight…

  22. cowcat

    #19, you’re a flippin’ giant. And I don’t think anyone here cares about what you look like. And there’s nothing wrong with playing Xbox 360 all day.

  23. DownAttheY

    actually I was just going to call you a FemiNazi BringIt-AHole

  24. confused

    “I just don’t like haters…or anyone that owns a dog that would die if stepped on it…but that’s just me.”

    Huh?

  25. DownAttheY

    BringIt-Ahole…I am sure you are skinny…that is why you are so offended by the fact that we all can’t stand how thin she is…you probably have T or A and you just can’t stand that guys like something to hold on to…not your hip bones protruding

  26. Hitler

    She looks like she’s about to get gassed. Heil de Fuhrer!

  27. DownAttheY

    BringIt-Ahole…I am sure you are skinny…that is why you are so offended by the fact that we all can’t stand how thin she is…you probably have no T or A and you just can’t stand that guys like something to hold on to…not your hip bones protruding

  28. DownAttheY

    BringIt-Ahole…I am sure you are skinny…that is why you are so offended by the fact that we all can’t stand how thin she is…you probably have no T or A and you just can’t stand that guys like something to hold on to…not your hip bones protruding

  29. DownAttheY

    BringIt-Ahole…I am sure you are skinny…that is why you are so offended by the fact that we all can’t stand how thin she is…you probably have no T or A and you just can’t stand that guys like something to hold on to…not your hip bones protruding

  30. jesus

    Since when is 5’10 a giant? That’s how tall attractive women are.

  31. Sauron

    I can’t imagine the pope running around in a bikini.Or maybe i can? *shudder* I’d rather see alessandra Ambrosia in bikini but maybe there’s a pope-outfit for sale on ebay (tip).

  32. Hitler

    She looks like she’s about to get gassed. Heil de Fuhrer!

  33. Hitler

    She looks like she’s about to get gassed. Heil de Fuhrer!

  34. Donkey

    Hey
    You’re a crazy bitch
    But you fuck so good, I’m on top of it
    When I dream, I’m doing you all night
    Scratches all down my back to keep me right on.

  35. cowcat

    Jesus, go die.

  36. Donkey

    pic 04-
    Looks like a dude taking a piss.

  37. Ellen

    Picture # 13… really?

  38. Ellen

    Picture # 13… really?

  39. Lowlands

    Why would it be weird if the pope was dressed in a bikini?His nipples would be covered and normally he’s wearing a dress anyways.

  40. Doomhammer

    Oh how this bitch needs my big fat cock.

  41. Lowlands

    (39) Should no ‘would’

  42. Consider It Broughten

    #19 BringItUpMyA-hole – post your picture, in a bikini…or you’re just typing stuff into a computer about how you wish you looked, while in real life you’re fat and/or ugly and/or a closeted lesbian. And we don’t care – the site’s about celebrities, and you aint one.

  43. Ash

    *cricket..cricket…*

    What has happened to the old writer? Did he go on vacation or something?

    I miss him. He used to make me laugh.

  44. combustion8

    this bitch is getting tired, how bout some Adriana Lima next time?

  45. jojo

    ugh. they never look good in real life. too skinny. u have to be skinny to look good modeling, but in real life she looks like a dude. i wouldn’t gawk at her skinny chicken bod on the beach.

  46. unicef hottie

    She has to shave every day because the weight of a fully grown pube would make her tip over.

  47. the pope zcarez me?

    thiz girl lookz
    zkinny with a
    bloated gut?

    maybe, baby??

  48. Tall girl love

    you guys are ridiculous. every one of your favorite supermodels is pretty much 5’10″ or taller. congrats. you masturbate to “giants” every day.

    That being said, Alessandra is way too skinny, but it’s necessary in the modeling busniess.. hell, she has more meat on her bones than most runway models. Her boobs are disappointing though and they must stuff those VS bras/bikinis like crazy.

  49. Sauron

    Skinny,bony models are soo 20th century.

  50. mr sensitive

    Dammit I’m sick of reading some female celeb “was spotted” like it’s some type of Wild Kingdom rerun. The next time that term is used there better be pictures of a celeb with splotches of menstrual fluid on her white pants.

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