Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures

And yeah folks, that is a JOINT she is smoking, not a cancer-stick so you can go back to wanting to marry her, unless you are anti-pot on the beach, and who would be that?

One more thing, y’all have some bad taste in women if you think this slender, proportionate, curvy (yes, I see a waist and an ass, something many women sadly lack), and Shitney’s dumpy, aging body is “hot” again?

I meant to say, if you think Alessandra is not curvy or feminine. As if only chubby girls 5’5 or less are feminine.

150–sure ya are.

I’d like to use that bikini top as a bullseye for my tongue.

“Smoking Hot” you sure to talk a lot of shit.

dude, this girl is NATURALLY fine!!! jezuz H!!!! now THIS beautiful, sexy, hot hot hot babe blows alba(TROSS) outta the water ANY DAY!!!!!
now if only alessandra would return my calls ;) j/k like i know ANY celebs! LOL
still, id give my left nut to fuck this goregeous creature. ( alessandra, NOT albatross!! )

astella, i completely agree!!!!

“Smoking Hot” — I hate to break it to you, but here’s a little lesson. One cannot become ‘tall’ by eating right and exercising and staying away from soda. Slender, perhaps — if they have the right genes. They might become toned, healthy, fit… all great things. But ‘tall’? NO. Pilates might help in elongating your spine, but you can’t just become tall and thin from going on a diet and exercising, good Christ. Sorry, you just made my brain want to explode from your dip-shittery.

PS: Anyone who has to point out that men want to get with them all the time? Have no men wanting to get with them all the time. Or women. Just saying.

157-I have evidence of two very unnatural orbs on her chest that says she ain’t natural. (see picture #6.)

#150. If you are built like this girl you should REALLY consider WORKING OUT. No one who has a brain is suggesting this body type needs more fat (since there is plenty of saggy flubber already)but a little healthy muscle tone wouldn’t hurt (and by healthy I don’t mean Jessica Beal that’s WAY to manly). This is from a guys point of view who is a 6’2″ and a professional surfer so don’t throw your insecure little “You’re probably a fat girl” shit at me. Sure girls built like this aren’t ugly but there are many leaner hotter body types. Sorry but guys like nice breasts, nice curves a cute butt and elegant long legs not bony chicken legs with and ugly shape. There is not much a girl can do with this body type to be much hotter (EXCEPT WORK OUT and wear clothes than aren’t so FUGLY) because other girls smoke her right off the radar. Plus big noses and bland hair are really nasty. Long gorgeous dark hair like Catherine Zeta Jones is much hotter. It’s also pretty repulsive when girls have giant size eleven feet and when they get all dressed up in their heels they are the same height as me … something about girls who look like drag queens turns me off. Some off the hottest leanest girls I’ve ever known were 5’5″ had less body fat than this chick and gorgeous long legs and curves in all the right places (perfect little hour glass boddies). Lastly smoking is the fucking ugliest habbit on earth.

Yeah, Smoking Hot-we’re all 5’9 and 120 with C cups on the Suprficial!!

161–If you’re Kelly Slater, than I’m the girl for you!

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=abigail_clancey_green_bikini_4_big&title=Abigail%20Clancy%20Pictures

NOW THIS IS A HOT BODY.

Is that a roach clip she’s wearing for an earring? (circa 1983??)

“Lastly”

All the tall well-built professional surfers say that…

“…when they get all dressed up in their heels they are the same height as me … something about girls who look like drag queens turns me off…”
I don’t get it, Play Doctor. Are you suggesting that tall women can’t be hot?

To all you haters, here’s an easy way to discern if a girl is hot:

Just ask yourself is she a Victoria’s Secret model?

If you answered yes to this question, then the answer is yes.

I don’t think the VS thing is true, not any more. I blame it on Stephanie Seymour. She came to VS when she was a little older, and did the whole thin-down harden-up thing that older models and actresses do, becoming a skinny block of granite with a shelf of fake tits. Before her was Laetitia Casta and even Frederique van der Wal (anybody remember her?), who had lots of natural curves, like you’d expect for lingerie models – something should be popping out of their outfits, after all. But then along came Seymour and all the hardbodies, and the curves went away. The VS models just aren’t as sexy anymore, and in fact most of them look a little odd in some way.

168–nnnnnnn….Gisele Bundchen…..not so much. And definately not EX VS model….Stephanie Seymour? Unh-uh.

These are not her best pictures but then no one would ever look as good in real life as they do in a photo shoot with all of the tricks of the trade. I have always thought she was very pretty but awfully thin. She does look way too thin here and the smoking is gross to me but that is one of the ways models stay thin. According to her website, she is 5’10″ and weighs just 112 pounds. This gives her a Body Mass Index of 16.1. Since a healthy weight/Body Mass is considered 18.5 to 24.9, she’s extremely underweight. I think she would actually be more attractive if she gained a few pounds. Also, gaining weight would likely increase her breast size a bit too.

#169 you’re right about the earlier VS models from the early 19990s. The models like Frederique, Jill, etc. had curvy bodies with large boobs. I don’t know what’s happened to models now days. Most of them look like manly skeletons

170…Gisele Bundchen is hot and as for Stephanie Seymour…the operative word here is “EX”

Gisele???

Now I understand why you’re a drunkman. If you sober up, you’ll realize you’ve been fucking dudes.

drop. dead. gorgeous.

Yes she will drop dead when winter comes. Wait this is a picture of giant grasshopper right?

Paris would look hot in that bikini

jrzmommy you’re pretty much an ass-clown. If Gisele walked in right now and wanted to fuck you, you’d do it in a heartbeat.

Drunkman and crazzy totto WHY do you like hideous cross dressers? Is it the meaty surprise, their gargantuan man feet or their dog faces? Please don’t mention those fugly man beasts anymore. My stomach can’t handle it.

Hey Mr. “Professional Surfer” (lol!) – your post really says nothing other than you don’t like tall girls, and that is fine. MOST guys that are 6’2 like a girl they can match their parts up to in bed without having to get creative, and also, tall girls are better for doing it doggy style or up against the wall, but something tells me you like it boring. I am married to a “professional” surfer who is 5’11 and I am 5’9″ and he has no issues at all when I wear heels, nor do powerful men like, say, Tom Cruise, Rod Stewart, Donald Trump, or an actual professional surfer, Laird Hamilton (married to 6’3 Gabrielle Reece). As for those size 11 feet you cringe at, how ridiculous would it look for a 6′ tall woman to have a size 7 foot? That would be a birth defect. Big feet don’t mean ugly feet. I’ve seen some fvcked up toes and feet on smaller women. I’m an 8.5 but if I wore a size 11 foot I wouldn’t give a crap because I wouldn’t be with a man with a foot fetish anyway. I like less shallow, more self-confident types. Men who like women for their pretty faces or cute bodies, not their feet. And yep, you are right about one thing, us taller, leaner women do need to work out because we tend to be the flexible type not the strong type. When I did bikram yoga my teacher was always commenting on how flexible I was and said most people wished they were like that, but I was not the inherently strong type. I get toned very quickly though. It’s just that us model types are spoiled from always being effortlessly thin so we get lazy about working out. Didn’t stop me from hooking a very hot surfer as a husband though, and guys still find me hot. I don’t have anywhere near Jessica Beal or Simpson legs, but nor do I have chicken legs. In my experience, guys like long legs. Also, 5’5 women can have very nice figures, I never disputed that, but plenty of men DO find tall, slender women attractive and plenty of men do not require small feet or dark “CZJ” hair or bigger breasts. Maybe C is the ideal cup generally speaking, but my B cups have always been more than enough and at least I do not have bags of leaking plastic inside of me to please men like you.

180=smokinhot
bitch, zhut your
ztupid mouth, I
think your ztupid
azz iz mia..U ramble
on juzt like that bitch?

#150…full of yourself much?

Yes, these pictures make her look bad. She’s in an industry that rewards sick looking figures and starvation diets. Some models have the caloric intake equivalent to Holocaust victims. Voluntarily. It’s just an ugly industry.

That doesn’t mean that tall girls with thin frames are unattractive. Or have huge feet. And dark hair isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. Nor are large breasts. To each his/her own.

Her hair is awfully thin. Hopefully that’s hereditary, because it’s a shame if it’s thinning from drugs or anorexia.

Then again, I have the thickest hair in the world so I think everyone’s hair is thin…

And she smokes marijuana too! a lot!
and smoked a box of cigarettes a day…
She’s sick and I hear that she’s very stupid!

This comment is in responds to comment #30 and comment #33 (found here: http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/07/14/alessandra-ambrosio-should-have-a-threesome-with-adriana-lima-and-ana-beatriz-barros/ , just thought I should share this and the following)…. First for comment #30: I agree with you. It would be “pure genius”, business-wise for that to happen. How much people (mainly guys/males) would want to see that? A whole bunch!!!!! Imagine the amount of money it would produce!!!! If I was Alessandra Ambrosio, then I would consider it!!!! I say consider because I can’t say for sure whether or not I would do a threesome with two other woman; because I imagine that I would be straight, its only natural. But yes, for the money, of course it makes perfect sense; the only hard part would be getting Adriana Lima and Ana Beatriz Barros to agree to it…. And for comment #33: I agree too!!! A woman that is beautiful without make-up is truly beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!!

–> #180- you’re the living proof of why some women just have to keep their mouth shut and bend over with panties down to the knees. Who cares about the delusional “me me me” posts of some predictable cunt with 8th grade mentality? Come back and tell us when you get raped by a walrus.

SHE IS WAYY HOTTT

I LOVE HER AND PLUS SHE HAS THE CUTEST PERSONALITY TOO.. JUST CHECK HER ON SOME YOUTUBE VIDS. adriana lima and gisele have the most revolting personalities… they actualy look UGLY to me now. alessandras sexy inside and out!

the smoking sucks though

You say that Alessandra is naturaly beautiful.If she continue to smoke,let see how naturaly beautiful she will be in the next 5 years….

like good miks you were thought to say nasty things about the italians.If you only knew what we say about you

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I just started smoking