If you don’t understand why I’m posting these shots of Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini you really don’t belong on the site. I’m not even sure if you belong on the planet. And I don’t want to perpetuate any of the unrealistic body images set by society, but if you don’t look this good in a bikini you should seriously consider just lighting your face on fire.
NOTE: Can you believe Alessandra Ambrosio and Britney Spears were born in the same year? It’s like telling me a lion and a used sock are the same species of animal.
John | July 5, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Nice!
lisa | July 5, 2007 at 5:17 pm
I never knew they were the same age… Alessandra looks 10 years older than Ashley.
MexicanLust | July 5, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Scrawny, boyish, knobby knees, dumb expressions, face like a Chinese crested dog. No thank you.
veggi | July 5, 2007 at 5:18 pm
Easily the hottest anorexic bolt-on tits cig smoking manface transexual on the planet!
wanky | July 5, 2007 at 5:18 pm
wow 2 and 3 must be homosexually linked over the internet…she is hot.period
:( | July 5, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Maybe it’s the smoking?! :/
N | July 5, 2007 at 5:19 pm
6th lol!
but Alessandra is smoking :( I don’t love her anymore…
Jackie | July 5, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Alessandra and Ashley aren’t the same age. Alessandra is 26 and Ashley just turned 22. Get it right!
Kristina | July 5, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Yeah… can you chill with the Alessandra pics and get some Adriana Lima? Thanks
Alayney | July 5, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Liddle biddy titties! Gee, what smoke and mirrors can do for ya! It’s all about the padding baby! Amazing what those VS bras can do!
AS | July 5, 2007 at 5:21 pm
shes in a bikini…big deal. like thats not what she does for a living
The Real Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 5:23 pm
I like ‘em skinny, makes me seem bigger
yukadoozer | July 5, 2007 at 5:24 pm
Strungout smoking skinny hag…can’t wait to see what 35 looks like.
Hollywood Agent | July 5, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Really, is that right, you made that top yourself at Summer Camp. I’m so impressed. I never would have guessed.
brijett | July 5, 2007 at 5:26 pm
Umm…..I never ever post, this is my first time on this site…but what is up with the veins around her pelvic area in pics 3 & 4….just wondering.
Tool Time | July 5, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Time to get the socket wrench, I think those titbolts are loosening up a little.
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 5:27 pm
@12 The train has not hit you yet? To bad
brijett | July 5, 2007 at 5:28 pm
Correction: my first time posting on this site…been coming here for like a year and some of you all are true comedians!!!! except for the looser trolls.
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 5:31 pm
When my dad would say “the train’s gonna hit you” boy-howdy, he wasn’t kidding! I couldn’t sit down for a week. Never knew I had that many “uncles”
blissfulqueen | July 5, 2007 at 5:35 pm
Way hotter than Gisele.
Fitr | July 5, 2007 at 5:42 pm
FIRST!
Elysium | July 5, 2007 at 5:42 pm
She is definitely hot at times, and this is no exception. She is skinny, yeah, but not like NICOLE RITCHIE skinny. But the SMOKING, no way. I was like, she looks good, and then I vomited in my mouth. Too Bad. She went from an 8.8 to a 7, so sad.
Bern | July 5, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Fantastic!
DON’T FORGET TO STOP BY MY BOOB SHOT!
CLICK THE ABOVE LINK, SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM AND CLICK THE LINK IN THE FIRST POST!
EXCLAMATION!
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 5:49 pm
What about when your dad told you “you would never amount to a pile of shit”? Now you can go tell him he was wrong, you are a big pile of shit!!!
Gerald Tarrant | July 5, 2007 at 5:49 pm
Except for the ciggy, I can’t find a flaw. I’d be willing to overlook the smoking if she can overlook my constant desire to nail her.
Madonna | July 5, 2007 at 5:49 pm
Without too much makeup she doesn’t look like model who’s super. A supermodel. Still I would like to schlik her til she comes three times.
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 5:52 pm
@26 Only 3 times? I am up for 9 or 10
lambman | July 5, 2007 at 5:55 pm
I forgive you for that Ashley Tisdale crap now
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 5:57 pm
Receiving, that is. Bukkake is my favorite, like a facial mask of love. I feel so close to all my buddies afterwards
wedgeone | July 5, 2007 at 5:57 pm
She can smoke all she wants. I wouldn’t be offended so long as she doesn’t mind my breath smelling like her snatch – because I would constantly have my face buried in her beav.
AA: “Hey, wedge, can you answer a question?”
W1: “HMMMMPPHH! MMMPH MMMMM HUMMMMPH HMMPPPHHHHHHH!!”
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 5:59 pm
@29 I am sure you do fuck face
wedgeone | July 5, 2007 at 6:00 pm
It’s such a pleasure to look at pictures of somebody who’s not a heirhead.
Eric | July 5, 2007 at 6:00 pm
What’s with the forehead in picture 5?
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 6:03 pm
I feel the same way about Tom Cruise:
TC: “Hey, Jimbo, can you answer a question?”
Jimbo: “HMMMMPPHH! MMMPH MMMMM HUMMMMPH HMMPPPHHHHHHH!!”
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 6:03 pm
@32 she would be more of a pleasure to look at if she was naked, laying on her back, with her long legs over my shoulders and I buried my face in her nicely trimed little beaver
rochelle | July 5, 2007 at 6:05 pm
First of all, it was BRITNEY & Alessandra who are the same age, not Ashley.
Second, I think Alessandra is stunningly beautiful and looks great in a dress, but I think her body looks a bit scary here. And the camera supposedly ADDS 10 lbs……
Alucard | July 5, 2007 at 6:08 pm
Alessandra Ambrosio could take a dump on a dead dove I’m sure this dove would be a lot sexier than your girlfriends. Keep masturbating to Jenna Jameson.
Jimbo | July 5, 2007 at 6:10 pm
First of all, rochelle, strip and bend over.
Second, take some deep breaths and try not to clench up. And whatever happens, DON’T BEAR DOWN. Instead, go to your happy place if you need to.
Gerald Tarrant | July 5, 2007 at 6:26 pm
It’s chicks like this that make me question gay dudes. Seriously, they’d rather have a dudes hairy ass in front of them? I’ll never understand gay guys.
Boba Fett | July 5, 2007 at 6:41 pm
I have an extreme desire to insert my penis into this fine young lass.
p911gt10c | July 5, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Fuck, the one girl in the world I’d actually get married to and she’s a fucking smoker!
Now she’d have to beg me to fuck her.
Lindsays Grammar book | July 5, 2007 at 6:53 pm
the Chinese crested dog comment is right – nice body but her face is not adequite at all
Depraved22 | July 5, 2007 at 6:55 pm
The only thing I can think of that’s negative about her is the smoking. She’s got the perfect body & is gorgeous. It makes me want to go on a diet!
Nina | July 5, 2007 at 7:06 pm
Her body is just scrawny and unattractive here. She looks MUCH better in photos. I never knew her boobs were so small.
my comment | July 5, 2007 at 7:08 pm
Belly button piercings are disgusting. Instant degrade.
domingoflores | July 5, 2007 at 7:08 pm
hey btw this guys saying they think she is manish. whatever just because all you can get is fat chicks doesn’t mean that the skinny ones are not great females…idiot fucktards
FRIST!!! | July 5, 2007 at 7:12 pm
More freakin bikini pics…
cockson | July 5, 2007 at 7:22 pm
i’d let her touch my penis
the cunt | July 5, 2007 at 7:23 pm
huh??? this girl has no body. booooooring.
Lester | July 5, 2007 at 7:41 pm
@3– Boyish? Really? You show me a boy that looks like her and I’ll have gay sex with him. That’s a promise.