Here are stupidly gorgeous Victoria’s Secret models Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beatriz Barros posing for the December issue of GQ UK“>GQ UK proving once again the British have the technology to infiltrate my brain and ferret out what I want for Christmas. Of course, we can’t be sure until these two arrive on my doorstep gift-wrapped with a stocking full of action figures handguns and meat.
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firsty first | November 10, 2009 at 2:32 pm
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Sam | November 10, 2009 at 2:33 pm
photoshop overload…its a shame, they’re already beautiful
Felipe | November 10, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Wow!… I love Brasil, and Im going over there next year… Hope I can get a girl half as good as this two.
firsty first | November 10, 2009 at 2:33 pm
firsty first strikes again!
abbz | November 10, 2009 at 2:46 pm
you hit the nail right on the head superfish. I was looking at the first picture and i was thinking…yeah this girl is really hot, but there’s just something stupid about it. Like Paris Hilton was once hot but now shes just stupid.
lola | November 10, 2009 at 2:59 pm
I don’t get what the big deal is about this woman..? She has a smoking body, but, other than being in shape, is nothing too special.
Nick | November 10, 2009 at 3:01 pm
The British are indeed awesome
Stef | November 10, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Basic skinny chicks in bikinis. Nothing that special. Though a stocking full of handguns and meat works…
havoc | November 10, 2009 at 3:09 pm
That first photo makes me hungry.
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http://www.thefamousphere.com | November 10, 2009 at 3:10 pm
These are good pics cause I like my women pre-moistened.
Jenn | November 10, 2009 at 3:22 pm
The key to good airbrushing is to make it look subtle. Their skin tones are so unnatural it’s not even funny. These women hardly need this much airbrushing to look great. It’s a pity really.
Jam it to her | November 10, 2009 at 3:36 pm
She prefers anal sex.
Sexy Girls | November 10, 2009 at 3:39 pm
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TopTwitsBlog | November 10, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Tom Cruise has better boobs.
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See Alice | November 10, 2009 at 3:47 pm
YAWN Just show pictures of Marissa
Mr. T | November 10, 2009 at 4:07 pm
If I came home and they were both layed out like that in my living wearing those same outfits….yeah….I think I could fuck them both…no problem….
sprins | November 10, 2009 at 4:14 pm
@firsty first: please die.
OT: *fap*
Anon | November 10, 2009 at 4:21 pm
they’re just so… skinny…
gSHOE | November 10, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Sasha Grey look alike
Chole | November 10, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Far out, fuggin airbrushed to the max…what’s the point they already have amazing skin in real life.
Toolman | November 10, 2009 at 7:18 pm
The poses are very awkward
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Mens Health | November 10, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Ale looks fine. Wearing her hair like that is just not flattering her because of her ears I guess.Here’s a good pic of them together in the pool:
Mike Walker | November 11, 2009 at 2:14 am
The picture of them by the pool is a laughably bad photoshop.
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WTF | November 11, 2009 at 11:04 am
2 SKINNY…FLAT CHESTED ..AND FACE OF A BOY……….. . ..OR ALIEN !!!! THE ONLY PIC THAT LOOKS HOT IS PIC # 4 IN MY OPINION !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow!… I love Brasil, and Im going over there next year… Hope I can get a girl half as good as this two.
Shari | November 13, 2009 at 7:44 am
Ana looks good, as always, but Alessandra.. she has a pretty face, but I swear she gets skinnier everytime I see her – at least Ana has boobs.
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Wacky Yoda | November 16, 2009 at 7:37 am
Alessandra gets that “she looks like a MAN!” garbage a lot. Huh? WTF? Are you crazy? If she looks like a man to you, “man” has a very different definition in your world. Does every “woman” have to be blonde with totally fake spherical DDDDD tits and lips injected to twice the size of Angelina’s? Ale is about as gorgeous as they come and you are nutty as a loon. Loony as a nut. Something.
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eva | February 21, 2010 at 6:46 am
Ana rule!
eva | February 21, 2010 at 6:50 am
She’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen :)
nintendo ds | March 9, 2010 at 12:01 am
She is too hot I must say and that nicely curved bikini suits her very much. Both are giving competition to each other. Truly a fresh chiks both are.!