Alessandra Ambrosio & Ana Beatriz Barros in bikinis

November 10th, 2009 // 40 Comments

Here are stupidly gorgeous Victoria’s Secret models Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beatriz Barros posing for the December issue of GQ UK proving once again the British have the technology to infiltrate my brain and ferret out what I want for Christmas. Of course, we can’t be sure until these two arrive on my doorstep gift-wrapped with a stocking full of action figures handguns and meat.

Photos: GQ UK

  1. firsty first

    firsty first strikes again!

  2. Sam

    photoshop overload…its a shame, they’re already beautiful

  3. Felipe

    Wow!… I love Brasil, and Im going over there next year… Hope I can get a girl half as good as this two.

  4. firsty first

    firsty first strikes again!

  5. abbz

    you hit the nail right on the head superfish. I was looking at the first picture and i was thinking…yeah this girl is really hot, but there’s just something stupid about it. Like Paris Hilton was once hot but now shes just stupid.

  6. lola

    I don’t get what the big deal is about this woman..? She has a smoking body, but, other than being in shape, is nothing too special.

  7. Nick

    The British are indeed awesome

  8. Basic skinny chicks in bikinis. Nothing that special. Though a stocking full of handguns and meat works…

  9. havoc

    That first photo makes me hungry.


  10. These are good pics cause I like my women pre-moistened.

  11. Jenn

    The key to good airbrushing is to make it look subtle. Their skin tones are so unnatural it’s not even funny. These women hardly need this much airbrushing to look great. It’s a pity really.

  12. Jam it to her

    She prefers anal sex.

  13. Tom Cruise has better boobs.

  14. See Alice

    YAWN Just show pictures of Marissa

  15. Mr. T

    If I came home and they were both layed out like that in my living wearing those same outfits….yeah….I think I could fuck them both…no problem….

  16. sprins

    @firsty first: please die.

    OT: *fap*

  17. Anon

    they’re just so… skinny…

  18. gSHOE

    Sasha Grey look alike

  19. Chole

    Far out, fuggin airbrushed to the max…what’s the point they already have amazing skin in real life.

  20. Toolman

    The poses are very awkward

  21. Danny

    REAL wishes granted.

    make a wish:

    8,888 wishes granted. After that, no more wishes will be granted.


  22. Ale looks fine. Wearing her hair like that is just not flattering her because of her ears I guess.Here’s a good pic of them together in the pool:

  23. The picture of them by the pool is a laughably bad photoshop.

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  28. Wow!… I love Brasil, and Im going over there next year… Hope I can get a girl half as good as this two.

  29. Ana looks good, as always, but Alessandra.. she has a pretty face, but I swear she gets skinnier everytime I see her – at least Ana has boobs.

  30. Wacky Yoda

    Alessandra gets that “she looks like a MAN!” garbage a lot. Huh? WTF? Are you crazy? If she looks like a man to you, “man” has a very different definition in your world. Does every “woman” have to be blonde with totally fake spherical DDDDD tits and lips injected to twice the size of Angelina’s? Ale is about as gorgeous as they come and you are nutty as a loon. Loony as a nut. Something.

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  32. eva

    Ana rule!

  33. eva

    She’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen :)

  34. She is too hot I must say and that nicely curved bikini suits her very much. Both are giving competition to each other. Truly a fresh chiks both are.!

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