Alessandra Ambrosio

Superficial / July 30, 2004

20040730_aa.jpg Victoria’s Secret is going to college. The lingerie retailer unveiled the “Pink” line of cotton loungewear and sleepwear targeting 18- to 22-year-olds on Thursday. At the launch of the fall 2004 collection, model Alessandra Ambrosio shepherded 20 college students, who were selected from a nationwide search to be spokeswomen in university dorms. [read]

If there’s a tangible version of sexy, it’s probably Alessandra Ambrosio. There’s something about her face and body that sort of kicks me in the kidneys. That probably wasn’t a very good analogy, but it was the best way I could express how insanely hot this woman is. It’s to the point where I feel actual physical pain in my kidneys. Either that, or my damn kidney stones are acting up again. I’m always getting kidney stone pain confused with sexual frustration.

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