Alessandra Ambrosio’s Still in a Bikini and Other News

August 11th, 2011 // 56 Comments

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- Alan Ball is working on a new show about karate-fighting Amish sheriff. But will there be penetration? [Huffington Post]

- Ryan Gosling feeding a baby should never happen. [Dlisted]

- Lindsay was banned from Coldplay‘s backstage because she gave the bassist hepatitis. (Occam’s Razor.) [Lainey Gossip]

- Brooke Burke’s in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Playmate Shanna Marie McLaughlin, a gun, and an airport. What could go wrong? [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- And in case you thought that last link was sexist… [BuzzFeed]

- Emma Roberts is the 5 that makes her friend go from an 8 to a 9. [Popoholic]

- Rebecca Black is still trying to convince people she’s not awful. (Spoiler Alert: She is.) [TooFab]

- Which makes this story extremely satisfying. [Starpulse]

- Paul Rudd doing adorable Paul Rudd things for Harvey Weinstein. [FilmDrunk]

- Only to get straight-up owned by these guys when it comes to marketing. [theCHIVE]

- So that car door really did damage Rihanna’s brain. Goddamn you, Chris Brown… [Celebslam]

- Qantas apparently feels their passengers aren’t masturbating enough while flying. [Bossip]

- Beyonce’s fans move at the speed of light. [Just Jared]

- Kevin Spacey wasn’t having any of this shit. [Heavy]

- 15 Giant Athletes with Tiny WAGs [Bleacher Report]

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  1. My Left Nut

    meh.

    • Doc Schweinstrudel

      what saddens me that this is more news than some M.Ds developing breakthrough treatment that wipes out leukemia

      • Curious Troll

        Why are you here reading this then and encouraging this type of article? Just curious. See name.

    • Pippy Longcockings

      I think she’s the chairman of the “Itty Bitty Titty Committee”. They’d still look OK covered in my jizz tho.

      • gumption

        you do know those are implants right? She had larger ones then removed those to breastfeed then put smaller ones back in. I think they look good in relation to her slim figure but something funny is going on in her mid-section.

      • Dr Ha-Ha

        Looks like she’s had post-birth plastic surgery to eradicate some loose skin.

    • Esol esek

      whoops, there it went….there’s a reason PHOTOGRAPHIC beauty is high paid.

      It makes people look for a while and then it makes them look away. Look away does not get paid. Sorry, you are OUT. NEXT.

  2. Mandi

    Isn’t she a lingerie model? They must do a ton of airbrushing on her. But what do I know, I’m just a jealous fatty.

    • Carrie

      You should read the Mila Kunis thread, there’s lots of weight-loss tips. ;)
      jk, Ambrosio’s hot and all, but she would look better with about 5 or 10 lbs on her. I’m just a jealous fatty, too.

      • I actually find her unattractive – period. I can dig a skinny girl if she has good proportions. Her knees = boo.Hip area = nasty. But those are where I always look first on a woman physically…

        For a regular girl, she’s great. But for what we are supposed to “expect” from a Victoria’s Secret super model, not so much. Put her side by side to Miranda Kerr.

        I’d prescribe a club sandwich a day.

    • Keith

      You are clearly jealous. Whether weight envy drives your jealousy is just speculation; you may just be jealous that she gets far more attention from males than you ever will.

      • Carrie

        No, I’m not actually jealous. I’m comfortable with who I am. Her hipbone area looks weird, that’s all. She’s hot, duh, she’s a supermodel and lingerie model. Why so catty, Keith?

      • “Far more attention.”

        Right. Because in any given bar there is not a guy who will plow ANY woman who is willing . . . Women who want attention, even fatties, will get it. There’s a guy in every crowd . . .

    • Anon

      I agree. It’s so annoying how any time a female critiques another one is called jealous and fat. I’m 5’1 and about 100 pounds — not unbelievably fit, but slim. Alessandra could probably run on a treadmill about 2 hours longer than I could. I have a nice face, but not with all the perfect angles like Alessandra has. I’m perfectly aware that she makes more money than I ever will, and more guys have masturbated to her than they ever will to me, but i can still be happy knowing that my body is smooth and doesn’t have random bones jutting out and lots of odd convex and concave sections.

      • RJ

        “Right. Because in any given bar there is not a guy who will plow ANY woman who is willing . . . Women who want attention, even fatties, will get it. There’s a guy in every crowd . . .”

        This is most definitely a false delusion.

      • kyle

        she has a great body, i love tall women who are slim…yeah she needs about 5-10 more pounds, shes too scrawny, but i wouldnt say no…tall women are just hot as fuck in bed too, panty hose and high heels…mmm…i dated a short woman once about 5 2 and it didnt work well, it wasnt hot, i like long legs, long torso…a womans body, not an 11 year olds,lol…but yeah shes hot!

      • Carrie

        Well said, Anon. I’m actually not a fatty, 6′ and 160 lbs with some curves that I’m fine with. It sucks we get called jealous because we make a non-snide comment. I think she’s very pretty, but I don’t want to be that skinny. I was that skinny 2 years ago, after a terrible divorce convinced me to stop eating and pick up a coke habit–40 lbs later I look better and feel better about myself–I looked like Skeletor’s slutty cousin back then.
        Guys, just because we have a comment about a woman doesn’t mean we’re jealous and catty. Seems you have the problem, not us.

      • Lisa

        ANON…your five one? hahaha have fun with that, short women always get the short end of the stick after they have babies, your bodys or torso are so short that you are not lucky enough to come out unscathed after a baby. I have seen many short freinds of mine who were once cute and tiny, after having kids…wow its like a tiger clawed their bellies and its just horrible.

    • Shyt

      RJ–NO it is not. I’ve worked in bars for 14 years. Obese women get compliments, attention, and laid as often as any other woman. Men do not care when they are drunk.

      • chupacabra

        Maybe not “obese” but let’s be honest here: a girl with nice, big naturally round breasts and skinny ankles and a nice face is going to get a HELL of a lot more dick than an acne-pocked, cankle-laden dumpy-assed desperado with a flat chest.

      • Carrie

        Shyt, working in bars you see the craziest shit. There was a heavy girl that frequented one of the clubs I bartended in that would pick the hottest guy in the club and buy him drinks and shots all night, and more often that not he’d go home with her. Cracked us up, we would place bets every time she came in. She was a helluva tipper, too.

      • RJ

        As OFTEN as any other woman? So ignoring the level of willingness, obese women can get laid as much as supermodels can?

        Perhaps I misunderstood her point, but level of attraction definitely is the number one factor for males. There’s definitely different levels of standards among all men, there are some out there that are desperate enough to go with an obese woman. But going back to the original post by Keith, he’s right on; stick a 10 and an 1 side by side and 100% of males will chose the 10.

      • Carrie

        Duh, RJ, so will a woman.

      • RJ, when the 10 and 1 are both “on the table” the 10 wins. When the 10 is off the table, the 1 still gets laid. Every single guy has bagged some girl he never would have thought he’d bag (in a bad way). When you go to college you will too.

    • RJ

      Been out of college for three years now actually, and never have nailed a chick I wasn’t attracted to.

      First of all, you three were talking about drunk guys. Is that even a legit basis to make a point? Thats like saying any guy who drives drunk will get in an accident. As far as no alcohol being a factor, you wanna talk standards and people accepting what they can get and can’t, that’s fine. Theres dudes out there who will honestly bang any girl. But the original point was that “any girl can get attention if she wants it” largely depends on a lot of things.

      • silver spoon

        The 1 wins, because most guys/girls aren’t going to waste good drinks money on the 10 who they know will never hook up with them!

        Well, personally that’s what I do – always assume the hot guy has a girlfriend and I don’t have a chance, even though I’m not completely hideous, maybe a 6 or so.

      • Dr Ha-Ha

        The bottom line is: a bigger woman is sexy as fuck if she looks/is healthy – bigger in and of itself is NOT a turn-off: Obese IS a turnoff. Skinny woman can be flabby and yet not ‘fat’, and it’s a turn off. Bigger women can be asethetically pleasing, and it’s a real turn on. It’s not your base shape that matters, it’s how healthy/fit that shape is. Naturally bigger/curvy women should not feel inferior, but what they should ideally do is make sure they care for/look after themselves. PLENTY of guys love meat on them bones. This is absolutely basic 101 stuff.

    • Esol esek

      It’s OVER. She was hot, now she’s not, and sorry, yeah being a mommy will often decrease your looks unless you’re Sofia Vergara, who was prob so damn hot at 17 you would have run screaming for relief. Ambrosia WAS not average, she was SMOKING HOT for a while, but now she’s hot enough for regular life, but too much airbrush work at this point. Why bother? The beauty industry is a heartless conveyor belt.

      Beauty is a freebie for women, and then poof its gone. Get over it and get a degree, like homely girls do every day.

  3. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    poopsy
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    I think it’s just a scar from belly button piercing?

  4. God is Black

    Jesus…..So much hate for this chick, I don’t understand.May be we can all live in peace if every male or lesbian would have a 3some with the other chick in picture#6. All perverts would be satisfied, a Smorgasborg of Sex for everyone!

    • Carrie

      Why only males and lesbians??

    • Not so much hate. There are Alessandra Ambrosio people, Sofia Vergara people, and Christina Hendricks people. It’s no problem.

      • wow. exactly. nailed it! and its like if someone likes the hendricks type, they automatically call out others into the ambrosio type as pedos or gay and then say WE LIKE REAL WOMEN with CURVES and the others simply say SHES OBESE. everything is just so black and white with people its maddening!

  5. Mike D.

    Adriana Lima and Marisa Miller are the only VS models who look healthy. All the others really look like they’re starving themselves. I’m just not a fan of washboard abs on a woman.

    • I’m surprised you say that, because Marisa is the most ‘ripped’ out of all them. I dunno, I used to think Marisa had the ultimate surfer beach body, but the older she gets, the more gaunt she looks. She still has an amazing figure, but could benefit from a few lbs on her.

      Now Adriama Lima…sigghhh. She has a beautiful face and can do no wrong in my books.

    • now now

      Are you retarded? Maris Miller is the model with the most insane washboard abs you’ve ever seen in your life. You need to do some research you little shit

  6. cc

    Must be a well-nourished baby…it sucked the lipids out of her whole body.

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    SIN
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    Ugh.. Not a pretty sight.

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    Arizona Ken
    Commented on this photo:

    So. Kristen Stewart meets Bo Derek?

  9. rough-unfiltered

    “Playmate Shanna Marie McLaughlin, a gun, and an airport.”

    That would be gun with an S sir. You probably need a proofreader more than I do.

  10. rough-unfiltered

    Will Rebecca Black make it to playboy before Hef kick the bucket? I just gave you more reason to stay alive.

  11. Curious Troll

    I don’t understand why the Superficial (which I like a lot obviously) thinks her body is absolutely gorgeous but hates LeAnn Rimes’s body and gives her a hard time about it. I mean I don’t really like the singer but these two ladies look exactly the same. Well, except for LeAnn’s fake tits, of course.

    • greyshrimp

      Preach! The perception probably is that Ambrosio is an *angel* whereas LeAnn is a cheating country singer. Then again, potaeto potahto

  12. AnnaDraconida

    Testosterone is one helluva drug.

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    Audrey Jo
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    I do prefer Alessandra Ambrosio WITH her clothes on. Like many other models out there. I mean; she’s a mom, and she is 30, and that’s OK. But good grief people stop trying so hard to make her look hot. I feel like feeding her chicken soup.

  14. The Critical Crassness

    Note to Fish: Please refrain from posting pictures like these and the ones of LeAnn Rhimes prior to lunch……they completely ruined my Ahi Tuna sandwich because all I could think of was fishy smells and fish bones..

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    barbosa
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    not good…not good. that is not what an ass is supposed to look like.

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    barbosa
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    geez… it looks like she’s riding an imaginary horse

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    Pepe Lopez
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    sup dawg

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    Alex
    Commented on this photo:

    “This is what having children SHOULD do to your body… BITCH.”

  19. KOOL GUY

    SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT THANKS FOO THE TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET~!

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    Chet
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    Liposuction showing?

  21. the chief

    and the funny part is: THEY STILL THINK THEY’RE BEAUTIFUL.

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    fuzzmonster
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    I feel like I just walked in on my grandma in the bathroom. Sorry m’ma I’ll close the door now.

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    omnomnom
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it me, or did Alessandra get THAT much hotter standing next to her?

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