Alessandra Ambrosio’s In A Bikini, Too, And Other News

- January Jones’ revenge baby looks absolutely precious. [TooFab]

- This wins the Internet. [Dlisted]

- Tilda Swinton was apparently a child murderer. Neat. [HuffPo Celebrity]

- Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly might be doing it again. [Lainey Gossip]

- Nicki Minaj’s cleavage was angry that day, my friends. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Random Task from Austin Powers has shit figured out. [FilmDrunk]

- I’ve never heard of Emily Scott before in my life. Clearly, that was a mistake. [Heavy]

- Mandy Moore might be pregnant, at least according to her nipples. I’ll allow it. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Elmo’s got your back, gingers. [BuzzFeed]

- Ali Larter continues to be a ridiculously hot mom. [Popoholic]

- John Cusack has joined Occupy Wall Street. What a shocking turn of events. [Starpulse]

- Ian Somerhalder vs. Thomas Dekker. [The Fab Life]

- Katie Holmes ate a meal with non-Scientologists. Alert the Galactic Council! [PopSugar]

- Aaron Rodgers: Photobomber. [theCHIVE]

- NFL’s 50 Hottest Cheerleaders for 2011 [Bleacher Report]

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