Alessandra Ambrosio’s In A Bikini, Too, And Other News

October 12th, 2011 // 9 Comments

- January Jones’ revenge baby looks absolutely precious. [TooFab]

- This wins the Internet. [Dlisted]

- Tilda Swinton was apparently a child murderer. Neat. [HuffPo Celebrity]

- Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly might be doing it again. [Lainey Gossip]

- Nicki Minaj’s cleavage was angry that day, my friends. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Random Task from Austin Powers has shit figured out. [FilmDrunk]

- I’ve never heard of Emily Scott before in my life. Clearly, that was a mistake. [Heavy]

- Mandy Moore might be pregnant, at least according to her nipples. I’ll allow it. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Elmo’s got your back, gingers. [BuzzFeed]

- Ali Larter continues to be a ridiculously hot mom. [Popoholic]

- John Cusack has joined Occupy Wall Street. What a shocking turn of events. [Starpulse]

- Ian Somerhalder vs. Thomas Dekker. [The Fab Life]

- Katie Holmes ate a meal with non-Scientologists. Alert the Galactic Council! [PopSugar]

- Aaron Rodgers: Photobomber. [theCHIVE]

- NFL’s 50 Hottest Cheerleaders for 2011 [Bleacher Report]

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  1. rough & the beautiful truth

    “John Cusack has joined Occupy Wall Street. What a shocking turn of events”

    Alright, this is getting out of hand now. We might need the national guards here. No, no! get the black-water mercenaries…

  2. right

    So who is January jones baby? Anyone have good info besides a guess. It’s narrowed down to four. This chick was hittin it, if there are that many choices. It’s only a 72 hour time frame.

  3. Ay Dios mio
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    Lord, revive her with a burger!

  4. Dlisted FTW. Frighteningly enuf i rem when JSP looked kinda cute on Benn Stiller show, when she was dating stephen stupid baldwin

  5. Jamie
    Commented on this photo:

    I met her yesterday. With that surfboard, actually. She was in Hawaii.

  6. forrest gump

    it will be over in a split second.

  7. Sour Grape
    Commented on this photo:

    She could be quite attractive if she’d eat something once in a while.

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