Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio showing up to a Halloween party dressed as what I’m almost positive is a Nazi. Which seems offensive until you realize there are Holocaust survivors looking at this going, “Nope, this is cool. This is cool. We’re completely okay with this.” Also, her husband showed up as Charlie Day playing Sam Elliot playing a cowboy which is pretty fucking original in the face of Captain Save-A-Ho who for the third year running wins Most Definitely Roofied Everyone At This Party.
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she looks more like a flight attendant than a nazi.
I’m so sick of those so-called celebrities’ Halloween costumes.
Nazi!? Close…it’s a prototype of the new DHS uni.
A man face for radio.
She could make dressing up as Hitler himself look hot.
I can only hope he is worthy of the incredible good fortune bestowed upon him.
Models aren’t the only ones capable of being thin after a baby. I was back to my original weight of 120 within 3 weeks after delivery. No magic. I gained a healthy 22 lbs during pregnancy. When you deliver, you drop about 15 including the baby and extra gunk that comes out. Also, I breast fed which burns about 500 calories a day. I actually did nothing, dieting or working out, to get my old body back.
Unless you’re a fat cow who eats like a fat cow during pregnancy, there is no reason any woman can’t look like this. Seriously. No woman should gain more than about 25 max during her pregnancy.
I am a naturally thin female as well, but his is offensive and I would never judge any woman this way. That extra gunk is called the placenta, by the way.
A healthy woman can gain up to 35 lb in pregnancy. To “!!!!!!!”, you know little to nothing about actual pregnancy. Please do not give advice to women planning to reproduce.
Boy, Brendan Fraser has really let himself go, huh?
Exactly what level of Hell will I reach if I say, honestly, that she looks adorable in this picture?
Oh yeah, the evil Nazi star. She really should have chosen the Soviet swastika instead.
My God. I would have followed her party right off a cliff.
THE BEST THING ABOUT THESE PICS IS THE GUY WITH THE CAPTAIN SAVE A HO COSTUME!!! THAT SHITS HILARIOUS!!!!
“You’ll never get me to talk! NEVER! Unless you open your legs and sit on my fac… dammit!”
Jawohl. Tun würde.
Just her luck. She picks a cowboy from Brokeback Mountain.
Looks more like a doorman at a hotel I would very much like to stay at. Just imagine the room service!
I’d gladly burn in her oven!
*drool*
She looks more like a Russian naval officer.
This – there is NO resemblance to a Nazi uniform – it’s russian.
M. Bison, HOW YOU DOIN’?
She needs to turn around and salute captain save a hoe and rumpleteazer coming up fast behind her.
Nazi??? Are you high!!??!!
Fuck man, know your enemy!!
whoever labeled that uni as Nazi is an idiot! Obviously missed History class and every WWII movie ever made!
Or, you know. She was Denise Richards in Starship Troopers.
http://www.cinemagraphe.com/_imagery/_starship-troopers/denise-richards.jpg
How in the hell did that idiot land that? Must be crazy rich
Wow, Jeremy London really let himself go.
whe’s got the body of a boy. I’d still do her, but then again I like to screw boys so…
some weird boys you know of…
Can she natzi with that flash in her eyes?!
She’s not dressed as a “sexy Nazi” – that store bought costume is supposed to be a “sexy military officer” but it doesn’t specify which military branch (or country). It always baffles me when celebrities buy some cheesy Party City costume when they could have something awesome custom designed for them.
MY DREAM COSTUME. SHE ACTUALLY IS WEARING MY DREAM HALLOWEEN COSTUME. FUCKKKKK. Maybe next year I will finally be a sexy nazi. Or Russian general.