Alessandra Ambrosio’s Cleavage Get Its Own Coachella Post

Alessandra Ambrosio is starring in the sequel to Teenage Mutant Horseshit Turtles, so legally I have the right to declare her a war criminal and treat her as such. Instead, I’ll just post these pics of her breasts at Coachella for people to flagrantly masturbate to at work because I don’t believe in tar and feathering a woman’s family then driving them into the wilderness with a musket. Let’s have a little decorum.

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