Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini Says ‘Good Morning’

“OHMYGAHD, I can see her tits.”

After subjecting you to Maria Shriver’s clawgina and the bronzed face of our destruction, the least I can do is start the day with Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini. So here she is in Maui where apparently she and her daughter like to play a little game where they reenact the day she was born. “And then I jumped out like this, and Mommy snapped back to a size zero because we’re Brajilians and not from the midswest. Right, mama?”

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