Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini Says ‘Good Morning’

August 10th, 2011 // 33 Comments

“OHMYGAHD, I can see her tits.”

After subjecting you to Maria Shriver’s clawgina and the bronzed face of our destruction, the least I can do is start the day with Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini. So here she is in Maui where apparently she and her daughter like to play a little game where they reenact the day she was born. “And then I jumped out like this, and Mommy snapped back to a size zero because we’re Brajilians and not from the midswest. Right, mama?”

Photos: Splash News


  1. Dr Ha-Ha

    Her daughter(?) HAS been taught early.

  2. Alessanrda Ambrosio Bikini
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    Waaay too skinny!…nah, just fuckin’ with ya. She’s perfect :D

    • barbosa

      you’re right she is just the right amount of skinny but there is something displeasing about her body and i can’t put my finger on it.. :/

      • Superfickle

        She has a long body and shorter legs… not very model-ly. She always looks hot to me in pictorials, but odd on the runway and in candids.

  3. SIN

    No ass. How old is she anyway? She sure doesn’t look hot here.

  4. Alessanrda Ambrosio Bikini
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    I’ll take Adrianna Lima’s body over this body.

  5. Deacon Jones

    I’m going to get a lot of flak…..but I think she’s jumped the shark.

  6. Alessanrda Ambrosio Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    if you like screwing a skeleton.

  7. Cock Dr

    Genetically gifted, and she probably doesn’t like pie.

  8. Jim Pembry

    Doesn’t do it for me. Her boobs are not large enough.

  9. Alessanrda Ambrosio Bikini
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    Poor Alessandra, I’m sure she’ll be crushed.

  10. BenDoverman

    You go grandma, be proud of your body and age. Wait, she is a grandma right?

  11. rough-unfiltered

    lol Call me nuts but I’m not minding American Apparel taking over my pc.

    • Vivian

      I thought I was the only one who got distracted by that. The girls are so young it is disturbing and yet they look better that some of the posts here.

      And yes I feel I’m nuts too

    • Deacon Jones

      You should try going to their “our models” web page.

      I was waiting for Chris Hansen to kick my front door in…

  12. alex

    You people are on crack. If that woman walked in the room, man or woman, you’d be transfixed. Radiant, stunning beauty. And not just your typical skinny model, her facial features are really unique. And her statuesque bod might not be everyone’s cup of tea but I never get tired of seeing her pics pop up online.

    The natural beauty of this babe vs. someone like heidi montag (who?), Anne Hathaway, or any of the other pop-tarts of the month isn’t even in the same fucking ballpark. (“I don’t be tickin’ or nothing”…and yes, I’d stick my tongue in the holiest of holy’s.)

  13. Vivian

    “not from the midwest” that is so racist of you Fish! oh how dare you!

  14. the one

    let’s hope she drowns.
    ………….WHY THE HELL NOT, folks?

  15. Al Czevrik

    Triple her cup size and I’ll drop my trousers

  16. Shyt

    Of course she’s way better looking than I’ll ever be but I do find her the least attractive of this crop of supermodels.

  17. richie

    i love all the losers pointing out her “flaws”. it’s hysterical.

  18. “Her and her daughter?”

    And you went to college?

    It’s “she and her daughter.” Duh.

  19. Alessanrda Ambrosio Bikini
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    do I see coochee in pic #5??

  20. Alessanrda Ambrosio Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    That is not a good body unless it is a teenage boy.

  21. Alessanrda Ambrosio Bikini
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    her ass, or lack of i should say… is an unfortunate situation.

  22. Alessanrda Ambrosio Bikini
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    Okay, do NOT get the hoopla over this woman – she’s certainly not butt ugly but she’s really nothing special either. She just looks like a million other babes who literally starve to stay slim and her face is only a hair away from being manish. On a scale of 1 – 10…. meh.

  23. Alessanrda Ambrosio Bikini
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    victim of lumpy lipo gut and out and out starvation….

  24. Alessanrda Ambrosio Bikini
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    It ruins it for me when girls loses too much weight, their dang tendons show. An additional 10-12 pounds on that frame would do nicely.

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