Alessandra Ambrosio’s Body Gave Birth To A Baby Two Months Ago And Other News

July 9th, 2012 // 20 Comments

- Kris Jenner just got a new addition to her porn stable and announced it on the site of the daughter who didn’t even birth it. Classy. [KimKardashian.com]

- Top Tapiture Photos of The Week [theCHIVE]

- Emma Stone and what’s his face went on that crazy ass Spanish TV show. [Lainey Gossip]

- Barney Frank‘s gay husband’s name is “Jim Ready.” Merry Christmas, Republicans! [BuzzFeed]

- Sienna Miller also gave birth, but was her sister peed on in a sex tape her own mother orchestrated? No? Then why did I even mention this? [Dlisted]

- Nina Dobrev does Esquire. [Popoholic]

- Aubrey O’Day keeps Twitter classy. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Nicole Scherzinger bikini photos, anyone? [TooFab]

- And while you’re at it, Susan Sarandon‘s daughter, Eva Amurri wore one, too. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Spider-Man 3 surprisingly didn’t choke the life out of the Spider-Man franchise, but it did give it a limp. [Starpulse]

- Steven Seagal finally stepped into the Octagon. [FilmDrunk]

- 13 minutes of behind-the-scenes footage from The Dark Knight Rises that already spoiled the movie for me because how the hell are you supposed to watch this and not realize Bane is Space Jesus? Thanks, Warner Bros. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Why does Eva Amurri’s navel look like Billy Idol’s sneer? It’s putting me off my game.

  2. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Volleyball
    franco
    Commented on this photo:

    The ass is pretty good but those are some ugly stick arms. Not a damn thing feminine about them.

  3. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Volleyball
    RisingDragonFist
    Commented on this photo:

    Good on her for the dedication and will power.
    Hate-filled catty remarks to follow, I’m sure

  4. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Volleyball
    Commented on this photo:

    Even the dog knows what’s up.

  5. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Volleyball
    YTBOY
    Commented on this photo:

    WOW!! What a super, fantastic ass!!!!

  6. virginia

    I still don’t find her pretty, in fact I dont find alot of the victoria secret models pretty, I guess its true beauty is in the eye of the beholder ;)

  7. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Volleyball
    Carolyn
    Commented on this photo:

    PU!

  8. tina

    How is this even possible? I don’t know any real women who look like this 2 months after giving birth…I am baffled into thinking she must starve herself. Wish I had the ability to eat only carrots, lettuce and celery. Must be nice not liking food!

    • dr.jimmy

      @tina as you can clearly see above she’s achieving it by fitness regime, not starvation

      • Crissy

        Some people are just not prone to gain too much weight. They are built that way. And meanwhile they maintain it by working hard, they get results faster results than majority of people do. That is why THEY are chosen to be models.

  9. kimmykimkim

    5’10″ (dang!) 34B (that’s too bad.)

  10. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Volleyball
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Mmm, I wanna squeeze that side butt! Or would it be upper thigh? Whatever. That meaty part, wanna squeeze it and spank it.

  11. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Volleyball
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok, but where are the stretch marks? Doesn’t that happen to every pregnant woman? Or has she just moisturized the hell out of herself for like 30 years?

    • MeMe

      It doesn’t happen to every woman. It’s genetics. All the moisturizing in the world will not prevent stretch marks if you are genetically at risk for them. A good way to tell if a girl will get stretch marks is by looking at her mother.

      • S.

        That’s actually not always true. My mom doesn’t have any and I did get a fair amount of them during puberty (I don’t even want to know what a pregnancy would do to my body)

  12. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Volleyball
    Commented on this photo:

    take THAT, Jessica Simpson!

  13. anonym

    one of the Kardashians had a baby, and no one gives a shit, so Kris Jenner posts it on a website. hahahaha.

    no million dollar baby

  14. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Volleyball
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    When you’re paid millions to be skinny, the people who pay you pay for a trainer to make sure you stay skinny.

    If all women were given a trainer and got paid because they were thin, then most of them would be. It’s ridiculous to expect a normal woman who can’t afford a nanny and who doesn’t make a living off of her body to look this way even 6 months after a baby.

    • RisingDragonFist

      It’s ridiculous to expect a normal woman to show self-reliance and the ability to maintain a healthy diet and exercise? Gotta disagree there.
      I know plenty of women who drop the weight without nannies and sponsors, and it’s because they know they only have themselves to blame if they don’t, so they tend to focus more on their goal instead of finding excuses.
      Now if you’l excuse me, I believe there are some JNL bikini pics on the front page that require my attention.
      /cast ObjectifyWomenWithBigBoobs
      Tally-hooooooos!

  15. Michelle

    Why do americans think the world is divided into skinny freaks of nature like this one who probably doesn’t even take care of her baby and fat 600lbs cows? My mom gave birth at 40 and she got even skinnier than before pregnancy – but she still had to take care of a hungry newborn, so she didn’t have time to hit the gym.

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