Alessandra Ambrosio’s Body Gave Birth To A Baby Two Months Ago And Other News

- Kris Jenner just got a new addition to her porn stable and announced it on the site of the daughter who didn’t even birth it. Classy. []

- Top Tapiture Photos of The Week [theCHIVE]

- Emma Stone and what’s his face went on that crazy ass Spanish TV show. [Lainey Gossip]

- Barney Frank’s gay husband’s name is “Jim Ready.” Merry Christmas, Republicans! [BuzzFeed]

- Sienna Miller also gave birth, but was her sister peed on in a sex tape her own mother orchestrated? No? Then why did I even mention this? [Dlisted]

- Nina Dobrev does Esquire. [Popoholic]

- Aubrey O’Day keeps Twitter classy. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Nicole Scherzinger bikini photos, anyone? [TooFab]

- And while you’re at it, Susan Sarandon’s daughter, Eva Amurri wore one, too. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Spider-Man 3 surprisingly didn’t choke the life out of the Spider-Man franchise, but it did give it a limp. [Starpulse]

- Steven Seagal finally stepped into the Octagon. [FilmDrunk]

- 13 minutes of behind-the-scenes footage from The Dark Knight Rises that already spoiled the movie for me because how the hell are you supposed to watch this and not realize Bane is Space Jesus? Thanks, Warner Bros. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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