Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Photos, And Other News

March 7th, 2013 // 8 Comments

- Wait. Weren’t Dita Von Teese‘s breasts already in 3D? [theCHIVE]

- Jessica Chastian is going to be Jane to Alexander Skarsgard‘s Tarzan, so does anyone know where she’s registered? I don’t want to buy the same burp cloths. [Lainey Gossip]

- The best Sean Penn/Hugo Chavez headline you’ll ever read. [Dlisted]

- PETA’s already trying to recruit Kim Kardashian‘s fetus. [TooFab]

- Turns out almost all the Disney Princesses were the original Courtney Stoddens. [BuzzFeed]

- Rachel Weisz might be the next Bond girl because being one in real life apparently isn’t enough for her. [Celebuzz]

- I wouldn’t say Jessica Alba “owned” Paris Fashion Week. It was more like a time share. [Popoholic]

- Holly Madison gave birth to a daughter who can carry on the proud tradition of changing Hugh Hefner’s diaper for room and board. [IDLYITW]

- My mind can’t even process Christina Aguilera being this skinny. [uDrunkBro]

- Hey, remember Adrianne Palicki? Turns out they didn’t kill her after that Wonder Woman pilot bombed, so I owe people some money. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jennifer Lawrence is pimping her friends out to Bradley Cooper. [Celebslam]

- These Beth Humphries pics just made yesterday all better. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lindsay Lohan would like you to stop accurately describing her lawyer. [Amy Grindhouse]

- And I just found my soulmate. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    sdf
    Commented on this photo:

    Pancakes anyone?

  2. Inner Retard

    Trying to flee the scene without pants in a Power Wheels truck. – You just know Hollywood is already optioning the movie rights.

  3. Cock Dr

    The site apparently caught a social disease yesterday.
    Ewwwwwwwww.

  4. mike

    she has a mans body with implants.

  5. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    No curves goes to show you how much Photoshop is done.

  6. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    ITOLDYOU
    Commented on this photo:

    OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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