Alessandra Ambrosio is a hot mama – literally

January 29th, 2008 // 120 Comments

Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio had a photo shoot this weekend in South Beach. I should also mention she’s three months pregnant. Normally, the sight of a pregnant woman makes me want to change my name, grow a moustache and flee to the Rockies. (If anyone asks, my name is Adam F. Thundernads.) But, today, I’m going to make an exception with Alessandra and ignore my natural, sharply honed reflexes. Maybe it’s because I’m starting to mature as an adult or perhaps it’s because she’s wearing a bikini. I’m not really sure. But I’d put money on the bikini – and a lot of it.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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  1. Conscience Found

    she so silly. i saw her profile on backdoorbirthcontrol.com.

  2. THIS CHICK IS TRANNY

    Superfish you’re such a loser. You find ANY chick in a bikini ohh-so-hot. You know you find Kirsten Dunst hot in those pictures in which she was baring her clothes. You find any chick in a bikini hot, regardless of how hot or NOT hot she is, you loser.
    Alessandra has a face I don’t like at all, can you say absolute tranny? with that height and that lack of curves, she could surely be a dude trying to be a woman, a tranny. She isn’t pretty on the face. She has no booty, she has no curves. She’s too tall and ‘big’ (big hands, big feet, wide shoulders etc). She’s like a long stick with male sized limbs. I say TRANNY.
    Now Kim Kardashian is hotter than fire, but not this tranny, sorry.

  3. THIS CHICK IS A TRANNY

    Superfish you’re such a loser. You find ANY chick in a bikini ohh-so-hot. You know you find Kirsten Dunst hot in those pictures in which she was baring her clothes. You find any chick in a bikini hot, regardless of how hot or NOT hot she is, you loser.
    Alessandra has a face I don’t like at all, look at her fucking huge man jaw and manly facial features, can you say absolute tranny? with that face, that height and that lack of curves, she could surely be a dude trying to be a woman, a tranny. She isn’t pretty on the face, and her huge jaw can belong to none but a MAN, and so do the rest of her male face features, I’ve never seen any female with that much of a man jaw. She has no booty, she has no curves. She’s too tall and ‘big’ (big hands, big feet, wide shoulders, wide man jaw etc). She’s like a long stick with male sized limbs and a male jaw and male facial features. I say TRANNY.
    Now Kim Kardashian is hotter than fire, curvy, feminine, sultry, gorgeous, perfect body, sexy, but not this tranny, sorry.

  4. Lush Spice

    God I hope she gets stretch marks!!

  5. BlohansDeviatedSeptum

    #103. Kim K has a penis, which makes you gay.

  6. Earni69

    WHO knocked this slut up. RayJay?

  7. har

    first!

  8. Kimberly

    No way is she pregnant? Is there, like, some sign-in sheet where a certain number of celebs get pregnant during a certain period of time? I’m not too surprised if she’s pregnant. I didn’t believe Nicole Richie, Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera, and Jessica Alba would ever conceive…

    Wouldn’t it be funny if she got stretch marks and saggy boobs and her career went in the shit-hole? Probably not, look at Heidi Klum.

  9. Two words

    Strong ejaculation.

  10. Adna

    http://www.rollingstone.com.br/materia.aspx?idItem=1559&titulo=A%20modelo%20Alessandra%20Ambr%C3%B3sio%20quer%20viajar%20para%20a%20Lua#

    This is the link for a making of video of Aleessandra’s photo shoot for the cover of Rolling Stone Brazil!!! She looks a-mazing!!!! The video is at the bottom of the page!!

  11. Adna

    Well, it seems that the link above was not properly posted… here is what: go to the http://www.rollingstone.com.br and click on the alssendra cover, on the upper right corner of the page. There will be an article in portuguese, and at the bottom of the page, an icon for the video. It’s tottaly worth it!!!!

  12. Let's Guess

    Guess how many loads have been dumped since these photos went up?

  13. Kristal

    Tranny Numero Uno!!! Yuckyyyyyyyyyyy ..lmfao xoxo

  14. Wowza

    Congrats Ms. Model! I’m sure she is feeling blessed to be having a baby, and I’m sure it won’t be just another retarded person on this planet. She is a “Hot Momma.” I think she is truly gorgeous, and I’m a woman, straight at that! I’m jealous, wish I looked half that good, and I’ve been around! (haha) She will feel stretch marks are worth it when holding her new baby in her arms…and you all know it.

  15. Yes

    Babies are a blessing!! Congrats to her!

    She will be back. There are a few models who have more than one baby and come back on the runway and to VS looking really good!! Heidi Klum has three babies and did the VS show in December.

  16. Yes

    Babies are a blessing!! Congrats to her!

    She will be back. There are a few models who have more than one baby and come back on the runway and to VS looking really good!! Heidi Klum has three babies and did the VS show in December.

  17. kim kardashian is a dog

    Please to the person who thinks she looks like a tranny and kim I had a man nose before Kardashian is hot needs to take anothjer look Sorry but Kim Kardashian’s Sambo butt is not attractive can you say bubble-butt? Can you say ugly?

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