Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio had a photo shoot this weekend in South Beach. I should also mention she’s three months pregnant. Normally, the sight of a pregnant woman makes me want to change my name, grow a moustache and flee to the Rockies. (If anyone asks, my name is Adam F. Thundernads.) But, today, I’m going to make an exception with Alessandra and ignore my natural, sharply honed reflexes. Maybe it’s because I’m starting to mature as an adult or perhaps it’s because she’s wearing a bikini. I’m not really sure. But I’d put money on the bikini – and a lot of it.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
HoHwPoV | January 29, 2008 at 4:47 pm
:)
Miranda Kerr | January 29, 2008 at 4:47 pm
WHORE
first | January 29, 2008 at 4:47 pm
first
Laudanum | January 29, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Not “first”
granada | January 29, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Who’s the father?
granada | January 29, 2008 at 4:49 pm
And is she Brazilian?
Cindy | January 29, 2008 at 4:52 pm
She’ll be way up to 113 lbs by the end of her pregnancy.
cvcvcvccvc | January 29, 2008 at 4:54 pm
first
unicornzrawk | January 29, 2008 at 4:54 pm
#7 that was funny! haha
Jimbo | January 29, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Gross. She needs to scrape the baby out if she wants to keep wearing bikinis.
theShizaan | January 29, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Alessandra, I’m ready to take the paternity test now.
Judd | January 29, 2008 at 4:57 pm
I love the photo with her feet up in the air. Now, if I could just get her in my bed like that, I’d be a happy boy. For some strange reason, I get the idea that her puss smells like day old taco’s.
winslow | January 29, 2008 at 4:57 pm
She looks like she’s thinking “what’s that smell???”
SexyV | January 29, 2008 at 4:59 pm
What I find amusing is the guys who think she’ll be gross after having a baby, when they would all give their left nut, and possibly the right, to be the one to knock her up.
D. Richards (Blaspheme.) | January 29, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Alessandra doesn’t even look pregnant. I guess that’s what happens when you don’t eat and barely are able to grow a fetus. God, I hate children.
Pregnant mothers are hot though. When they’re ripe with another man’s child, of course. The thought of a woman carrying a child fathered by me would hardly be arousing for myself, nor the underage mother.
And why do Ambrosio’s legs look retarded?
Sam | January 29, 2008 at 5:02 pm
“What I find amusing is the guys who think she’ll be gross after having a baby, when they would all give their left nut, and possibly the right, to be the one to knock her up.”
What’s amusing about that? Love ‘em and leave ‘em. We all want to do it. Black guys do it all the time (it’s in their less complicated DNA).
Ted from LA | January 29, 2008 at 5:03 pm
#5,
I am. We had a nice box of wine, one thing lead to another and BAM, I’m going to be a daddy. We’re very excited. Thanks for all the well wishes (accept those of you calling her a whore and claiming her pussy stinks like tacos).
Murderrock | January 29, 2008 at 5:04 pm
I don’t care because I threw out my back.
It’s amazing how the impulse to rut just disappears into thin air when you’re in pain. Alessandra Ambrosio could be doing calisthenics in a thong right next to me and I’d just snap, “Get a job, loser.” And I’ve never worked a day in my life.
Oh, my aching back.
Hot Pocket | January 29, 2008 at 5:05 pm
VS needs to start a maternity line and have her (and other hot preggo models) model it! Pregnant women are beautiful!!!!! All of you a holes who think otherwise are crazy. None of you would be here if it were not for someone giving birth to you. Now, grow a pair and stop complaining. She’ll still be hot after the baby comes. When is Jaime going to propose?
Janie | January 29, 2008 at 5:06 pm
When the stretch marks come she’s be so mad at that baby! Kid’s gonna get slammed into the wall a dozen times in the first month. LMAO!
RichPort | January 29, 2008 at 5:08 pm
I wonder what it’s like to give birth to someone the EXACT same weight and bra size as you…
misery bunny | January 29, 2008 at 5:09 pm
what happened to her virginity? wasn’t she the VS model who was waiting for marriage?
Guy | January 29, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Poppy droopy pants
mrs.t | January 29, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Models get their assistants to gain the wait and the stretchmarks-duh. Did you think she was going to turn into an Eater?
mrs.t | January 29, 2008 at 5:11 pm
#22-No, that’s the other one, with the dark hair. Why the fuck do I know this? I’m going to help my kids with their homework like a normal parent.
Ted from LA | January 29, 2008 at 5:12 pm
#22,
It was the box of wine… pay attention.
misery bunny | January 29, 2008 at 5:17 pm
thanks. i’m so sad. i was hoping for another virgin birth story, and more state and federal holidays.
FRIST!!! | January 29, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Ted, I’ll drink a box of wine with you…
#15, even though I hate you, that was um… funny..
pointandlaugh | January 29, 2008 at 5:21 pm
my GOD is she incredible!!!!!! so so so HOT
mr sensitive | January 29, 2008 at 5:32 pm
I’d slip a crushed RU486 into her drink then set up a second date for a week later.
j-sin | January 29, 2008 at 5:35 pm
@ #16: Kiss my ass
Sincerely,
Black guy.
FRIST!!! | January 29, 2008 at 5:37 pm
#25 Mrs. T. Don’t do it, you are enabling your kids!!!
God I hate snow days….
j-sin's dad | January 29, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Son, is that really you?!! I haven’t seen you since you were born!
stumbler | January 29, 2008 at 5:42 pm
#16, stop hating on YOURSELF! We all know that the hate you project is in direct alignment for the hate you have for yourself… but still you try to feel bigger about yourself by talking trash about others…. how unevolved you are… babe, we are all many steps ahead of you. Stop boring us.
In other (way more important and far exceedingly more intelligent) news… she looks HOTT in her bikini. Not my favorite model but not bad, not bad….
FRIST!!! | January 29, 2008 at 5:43 pm
#25 Mrs. T. Don’t do it, you are enabling your kids!!!
God I hate snow days….
havoc | January 29, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Dayum.
I’d drink her bath water…….
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Jason | January 29, 2008 at 5:45 pm
#34 – thanks, Oprah
p0nk | January 29, 2008 at 5:47 pm
I think I speak for all guys here when I say that I’d love to spurt a huge load of salty ropey semen all over her face right at the climax of her abortion procedure.
FRIST!!! | January 29, 2008 at 5:48 pm
This site needs mainenance, I NEVER comment twice. It said it didn’t even go through. That’s it me and my brother are OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!
Summer Kat | January 29, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Not fair. Not fucking fair!
Summer Kat | January 29, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Not fair. Not fucking fair!
CruisingForCock | January 29, 2008 at 5:52 pm
I had sex with her once and she farted. True story.
Ismani | January 29, 2008 at 5:56 pm
I did ATM with her once and afterwards it looked like she had a mustache. But not as prominent as the one she had before putting on makeup the next morning.
FRIST!!! | January 29, 2008 at 6:09 pm
@39, yeah, I can’t even spell anymore. Time to figure out how to spell free porn on my google.
God I love porn
Googlybits | January 29, 2008 at 6:09 pm
I wonder if being ridiculously underweight in the early stages of the pregnancy is considered healthy. I’m pro-choice, but I think she’s being selfish if there’s an increased risk of miscarriage from being undernourished- most models have BMIs way below a normal 20-25.
FRIST!!! | January 29, 2008 at 6:11 pm
#43 I went to the ATM once and afterwards it looked like I had money in my hand. But not as prominent as the money I had the next morning..
upset waitress | January 29, 2008 at 6:28 pm
What I wanna know is how will she know if she’s giving birth or shitting out a pea?
Rat | January 29, 2008 at 6:29 pm
You are dead to me now!
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gotmilk? | January 29, 2008 at 6:55 pm
yeah her knees are disgusting in picture #9. might want to see someone about that.