“This will only take a sec, babe. I’m just so athletic and virile I have to exercise every couple of minutes or my strong, powerful muscles lock up. ‘Too young at heart,’ my doctor calls it. Why don’t you go on ahead? I’ll catch up in a minute. (Alright, sidewalk, it’s just you and me now. I don’t know who poured delicious scotch on you, but as God as my witness, I swear I’m going to lick up every last drop, you filthy, paved whore. Come to Alec…)”
Photos: Pacific Coast News
The sidewalk remembers Jack Palance and is not impressed.
Dented, maybe, but not impressed.
Is that his wife or his daughter? Or possibly both?
Can’t be his daughter. He’s not yelling at her.
Oh, good. This marriage just might prove to be Hilaria’s.
Alec, get up! I’m no longer under you.
God, he looks so ridiculous. This is what happens when old men marry young women. Not even his fame & money can convince him that his wife won’t be disinterested and move on. I could never marry an old dude. I don’t care how much money I’m offered!
Uhhh…please define “old” for us, DD?
–TomFrank, 41
50+ = Old.
Thanks. Now get off my grass, you snot-nosed punk.
Hey-hey-hey…50 is YOUNG!>
Mumbling to himself: Easy Alec, easy. Remember what happened last time in San Francisco when your back went out in public and you were stuck like this…. OUCH, my back!!!
She has nice feet……nice feet……
I have a soft spot for Alec. And as for the trophy wife, we have to give her this: she got him into shape, proving there’s hope for everyone.
where the HELL are the womans legs? they look like she got them chopped off, stunted…she has very weird legs.
she’s preggo.
She’s sexy.
“Alec, there’s a few things wrong with this sexual position”
“You see! Nothing to it. I’ve still got it…er…you DID call 9-1-1, right…???”
“Hold my stones!”, “No, Alec! Don’t do lunch-push ups…that looks like year old bubble gum!”
“…and TWO. OK – let’s go grab a burger.”
Finally after 6 years someone answers the call to be the next Jack Palance.
Her face is saying WTF!
she seems so bored, and he seems like such a douchebag to live with.
I feel sorry for her.
“Oh God…My heart!…Call me an ambulance!”
“You’re an ambulance.”
Hilaria: (texting photo) So THIS is happening! Thank god he’s rich.
his wife is my friend’s peppy yoga teacher.
her real name is hillary, she changed her name to try to seem more spanish and then dyed her hair black. she even makes a fake accent. used to be my yoga teacher… super fake