Alec Baldwin Seems Really Secure About His Marriage, I Sense A Lot of Confidence Here

“This will only take a sec, babe. I’m just so athletic and virile I have to exercise every couple of minutes or my strong, powerful muscles lock up. ‘Too young at heart,’ my doctor calls it. Why don’t you go on ahead? I’ll catch up in a minute. (Alright, sidewalk, it’s just you and me now. I don’t know who poured delicious scotch on you, but as God as my witness, I swear I’m going to lick up every last drop, you filthy, paved whore. Come to Alec…)”

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