Alec Baldwin Seems Really Secure About His Marriage, I Sense A Lot of Confidence Here

November 5th, 2012 // 27 Comments

“This will only take a sec, babe. I’m just so athletic and virile I have to exercise every couple of minutes or my strong, powerful muscles lock up. ‘Too young at heart,’ my doctor calls it. Why don’t you go on ahead? I’ll catch up in a minute. (Alright, sidewalk, it’s just you and me now. I don’t know who poured delicious scotch on you, but as God as my witness, I swear I’m going to lick up every last drop, you filthy, paved whore. Come to Alec…)”

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. The sidewalk remembers Jack Palance and is not impressed.

    Dented, maybe, but not impressed.

  2. EricLr

    Is that his wife or his daughter? Or possibly both?

  3. Oh, good. This marriage just might prove to be Hilaria’s.

  4. Indifferent Bastard

    Alec, get up! I’m no longer under you.

  5. Devilish Diva

    God, he looks so ridiculous. This is what happens when old men marry young women. Not even his fame & money can convince him that his wife won’t be disinterested and move on. I could never marry an old dude. I don’t care how much money I’m offered!

  6. Alec Baldwin Doing Push-Ups In Front Of His Wife
    Indifferent Bastard
    Commented on this photo:

    Mumbling to himself: Easy Alec, easy. Remember what happened last time in San Francisco when your back went out in public and you were stuck like this…. OUCH, my back!!!

  7. Alec Baldwin Doing Push-Ups In Front Of His Wife
    guttboy
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    She has nice feet……nice feet……

  8. I have a soft spot for Alec. And as for the trophy wife, we have to give her this: she got him into shape, proving there’s hope for everyone.

  9. Mike

    where the HELL are the womans legs? they look like she got them chopped off, stunted…she has very weird legs.

  10. sheree

    she’s preggo.

  11. Alec Baldwin Doing Push-Ups In Front Of His Wife
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s sexy.

  12. Alec Baldwin Doing Push-Ups In Front Of His Wife
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    “Alec, there’s a few things wrong with this sexual position”

  13. Alec Baldwin Doing Push-Ups In Front Of His Wife
    Commented on this photo:

    “You see! Nothing to it. I’ve still got it…er…you DID call 9-1-1, right…???”

  14. Alec Baldwin Doing Push-Ups In Front Of His Wife
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hold my stones!”, “No, Alec! Don’t do lunch-push ups…that looks like year old bubble gum!”

  15. Alec Baldwin Doing Push-Ups In Front Of His Wife
    Buddy The Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    “…and TWO. OK – let’s go grab a burger.”

  16. Alec Baldwin Doing Push-Ups In Front Of His Wife
    Beer Baron
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally after 6 years someone answers the call to be the next Jack Palance.

  17. Alec Baldwin Doing Push-Ups In Front Of His Wife
    achilles wrath
    Commented on this photo:

    Her face is saying WTF!

  18. anonym

    she seems so bored, and he seems like such a douchebag to live with.

    I feel sorry for her.

  19. Alec Baldwin Doing Push-Ups In Front Of His Wife
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh God…My heart!…Call me an ambulance!”
    “You’re an ambulance.”

  20. Alec Baldwin Doing Push-Ups In Front Of His Wife
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    Hilaria: (texting photo) So THIS is happening! Thank god he’s rich.

  21. Alec Baldwin Doing Push-Ups In Front Of His Wife
    moopy
    Commented on this photo:

    his wife is my friend’s peppy yoga teacher.

  22. Alec Baldwin Doing Push-Ups In Front Of His Wife
    becky
    Commented on this photo:

    her real name is hillary, she changed her name to try to seem more spanish and then dyed her hair black. she even makes a fake accent. used to be my yoga teacher… super fake

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