Republicans Are Making It Look Like Alec Baldwin Attacks The Paparazzi. Oh, Goddammit…

June 21st, 2012 // 68 Comments
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“Now, remember, make me look like a good dad in front of these scum, you thoughtless little p- *gets closer to paparazzi* Gosh, honey, I sure do love these walks we take every day. Together. In the day. Now talk to your old man about boys, I’m always here to list… They gone? Not one fucking smile out of you?! I WILL EAT YOUR FACE.

After spending Tuesday night walking around Manhattan with a sheet over his head in an incredible attempt to avoid having his picture taken, Alec Baldwin hit the talk show circuit yesterday and has apparently resorted to blaming Republicans for making it look like he attacked a photographer. No, really. Via Mediaite:

He further criticized the media’s distortion. “You have your political opposition and they get on the internet, and within 30 minutes the misrepresentation of the story is out there,” said Baldwin. “You go on Twitter or Fox Nation says, ‘Baldwin punches photographer.’ Not true.”

Yes, because where would the liberal cause be without Alec Baldwin? God knows after Tucker Carlson rappelled into my window and forced me at bow-tie point to make Alec look like a frothing pugilist, I’ve spent every waking hour wondering how my fellow liberals and I will make it should The Great Bear of New York fall. I can’t even imagine what’s happening in the Oval Office right now.

AIDE: Sir, Alec Baldwin was just made to look like a serial paparazzi puncher by the Republicans.
OBAMA: Goddammit. Call Mitt Romney, tell him I concede.
AIDE: Is it that bad, sir?
OBAMA: It’s worse, cracker. Winter is coming…

Photos: INFdaily


  1. EricLr

    It is me, or has he been aging backwards recently?

    • He definitely looks better in these pics than I have seen him lately.

    • Bianca

      He looks a lot less bloated and the fillers seemed to have dissolved at bit.

    • Charlene

      Reading Baldwin’s article, my dicrove experience came back to me in one big flood.Like him, my contentious dicrove was contentious not over money and other such things, but because I insisted on, as Baldwin put it, “meaningful custody of my” two boys. For the crime of pushing for shared parenting of two boys that I was just as much a parent to as my ex, I was punished to the tune of over $30,000 in legal fees (mine and hers alike), and received even less than standard visitation because the judge wanted to send a message or whatever. Thus a fellow who had been with his children each and every day, who had regularly fed, clothed, bathed, changed diapers, and read bedtime stories to his children, was reduced to having a maximum of one week in spring, a week in the fall, and 4 weeks in the summer. And to top this all off, I was ordered to pay 25% of my gross income and had to foot the entire $10,000 / year visitation bill myself. The media made Baldwin look like an ass, but I had nothing but sympathy for the guy (despite his inappropriate reaction) when he blew up at his daughter, because I know how he’s feeling. Visitation is pre-meditated parental alienation; it cannot be helped. And dicrove isn’t going anywhere because too many people profit from the destruction of families and the assignment of control of children to mothers only. Vultures from both sides of the political isle both feed and feed off the system…democrats and the bar lobby keep dicrove going, republicans ensure that it is as nasty as possible with their notions that only mothers are fit parents when a marriage dissolves, dads are merely walking wallets.

  2. What an egomaniacal dipshit.

  3. Thank God there’s more Kim Basinger than Alec in beautiful Ireland ? What the fuck happen with Bruce Willis and Demo Moore fugly kids?

  4. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts NYC
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    Daddy is angry today.

  5. rantatonne

    “It’s worse, cracker. Winter is coming…”

    Pure gold

  6. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts NYC
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    I punched that guy because he said no way you came from my genes, and you know what, I wonder sometimes too.

  7. I think you meant to say that Tucker Carlson rappelled into your window. Although I totally understand how your brain automatically puts “Tucker Carlson” and “repelled” together.

  8. thoughtless little pig > me, making bacon

  9. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts NYC
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    Paging Doctor Freud!

  10. Look at the body language Ireland is exhibiting in every single photo. Says everything about that relationship.

    • Jake

      Kids can be a pain in the ass – every parent knows this. If you don’t have contempt for your kids at some point during their teens, you’re expectations are too low.

  11. Bane

    Baldwin is a mentally ill prick who punched a pap photographer who deserved it. Headline fucking news….

  12. Smapdi

    This is Baldwin’s schtick – has a tantrum, blames someone else (stewardess, photographer), then goes to the media for a comedic redemption (SNL, commercials, etc.). Hope you like it, because until Baldwin exits his man-child phase, you can expect more of it.

  13. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts NYC
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    If that’s not a look of complete contempt, I don’t know what is.

  14. juss

    Wow Ireland is gorgeous! And Alec was hot thirty years ago so no wonder. Kim is still hot.

  15. Hugh Evers

    Freaky Hollywood liberal nutcases are a dime a dozen. I much prefer puritan Repubs bent on vagina worship. Until we all accept that a woman’s place is in the home baking cookies Jesus will force us to listen to the devil speak of Alec Baldwin and shop for overpriced organic produce with an eco friendly green bag. Go ahead and look it up. It’s in there.

  16. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts NYC
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    You are worthress, Arec Barrwin! — Kim Jong Il

  17. Kodos

    uh, Alec…

    Bush won. Twice.

    Why are you still here?

  18. cc

    Now, this is a life lesson for all you younger fellows out there, and is a clear illustration of the perils of dating. You’d see her and you’d think to yourself ‘tall, leggy, quite cute…I’m going for it’, not realizing that she was raised by a fuckwit. Then, after you are in the relationship, the legacy of fuckwit parentage would rear it’s ugly head. Remember to always look at the parents!!!

  19. Jake

    1. Daughter is hot. Long, tell legs.
    2. It’s okay to call your daughter a pig if she’s acting like one. Otherwise, they’ll grow up to be pigs, because no one called them out on it.

  20. tlmck

    Damn! She’ll only be 17 this October. Something tells me though, when she turns 18, she will pose for Playboy or something to piss daddy off.

  21. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts NYC
    Dick Hell
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    It’s possible they should have named her after a less surly country, though on the plus side, she’ll never get any wrinkles as a result of smiling.

    • BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

      Come on, Irish people are upbeat and happy and we’ve always a good word for everyone. Unless… wait a minute, are you sure you didn’t meet a protestant?

  22. I thought these liberal types blamed everything on Bush?

  23. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts NYC
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll tell you one thing. is it worth it do date Ireland Baldwin as sooner or later guess who you will have to meet?

  24. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts NYC
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    Are they just walking circles around each other in the middle of the street?

  25. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts NYC
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    “I’m a good father, and you’re a pig. I got no sympathy for you. Oh, also, tell your mother I said ‘Go fuck yourself.’”

  26. JJ

    Maybe I’m getting old, but that young girl (she’s apparently 16) should be wearing more clothes and not a short skirt that’ s like 8 inches above her knees and high boots. If you are at the beach, a pool, etc. I get dressing like that at her age…but not on the street with those boots to match. Pretty girl, but she’s dressed like a 20 year old.

    • Subxan

      While the laws don’t help, the main problem is that sieocty has ordained that men can’t have it all. Women can. Men can’t. That’s because men are almost universally looked upon as the breadwinner, the provider. Women, and women alone, are the primary parent and nurturer. The underlying bias in family law court — despite the abolition of the Tenders Years doctrine in most jurisdictions — is that mother automatically gets custody.Men, especially, see how unfair it is that women can move in and out of the workforce at will and make as much or more than their husbands while men are seemingly incapable of being viewed as the primary parent. Men are supposed to go to work, period.In order for this to change, men in general are going to need to demand that they can “have it all,” too. The problem with that is, most men won’t. Perhaps too many men are not interested in being the primary or even an equal parent. Perhaps men need to concentrate on their jobs to keep ahead, to provide for their family. So when it comes to custody questions, men get screwed. They are still considered just the breadwinner — although they are not forced to pay far more than is necessary in most instances (and everyone knows this money often lines mother’s pocket — she’s often scamming two or three guys for child support at the same time, sitting around on her fat ass all day), and the men lose virtually all contact with their children.That’s called “male privilege.”

  27. Errol Flynn

    I am sure it gets pretty tiring having your picture taken everywhere you go. I am with Baldwin on this. If someone is going to follow you around and take your picture, you have the right to react. He shoved the photographer and the photographer is being a douche by alleging he’s feeling dizzy after the altercation (that is weak to the point of being insulting). On another note, his daughter has some serious legs.

  28. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts NYC
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    That’s his daughter? She does look like a rude, thoughtless, little pig.

  29. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts NYC
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    That having been said I look forward to seeing her naked at some point in the future.

  30. Aw, isn’t that cute? She’s still at the “I hate my parents, even though they paid for everything I own and raised me” phase. Call me when she grows up. Cause that sneer is not attractive.

  31. alex

    But you know who really deserves the blame? The paparazzi…

  32. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts NYC
    Drivel Lady
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    She looks thrilled to be with him. It’s official Dad…you’re a narcissistic pr*ck.

  33. gigi

    whew, she looks like a bitch — then again….

  34. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts NYC
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    Note to self: Get paunchy, get a shorter, spookier haircut, and become the star of an NBC sitcom about NBC’s inner workings so hot daughter will have hate-sex with me

  35. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts NYC
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    “You know, I never really loved your mother…”

  36. Mystery solved. This isn’t the real Alec Baldwin. It is his evil twin, the nefarious Aleque Boldwain, master of disguise (hence the sheet) and proponent of bad celebrity behavior (see: the past season of “30 Rock”).
    Notice all of the bad pub started after Mr. Baldwin’s proclamation that if George W won the 2000 election, he would move to Paris. Obviously, the fiend fixed the election, forcing this man of integrity to live up to his proclamation, opening the door for Boldwain to swoop down upon the helpless members of the fourth estate and begin a reign of terror that fills our airwaves to this day.
    Mr. Obama, in the name of all that is true and just, send Seal Team 6 to the City of Lights to return our favored star and drive this menace from our shores.
    Before they start filming “Madagascar 5!”

  37. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts NYC
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    Wow. Her legs are fuckin’ perfect.

  38. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts NYC
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    Was this a court ordered visit or something? She just looks thrilled to be there, doesn’t she? Yikes.

  39. Judas

    OMG would you people sthu? Not everybody is a Kim Kardashian type famewhore who enjoys being photographed every moment of their lives. Just b/c they aren’t smiling ear to ear doesn’t mean they are angry or miserable with each other. Geesh.

  40. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts NYC
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    Those gams are insane!
    And his kid is pretty cute too.

  41. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts NYC
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    No, seriously, how is every comment not about those le- oh shit, 1995!? Shit.
    Shit, shit.

  42. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts NYC
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    She’s gorgeous

  43. Alec Baldwin Daughter Ireland Legs Short Shorts NYC
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    You can tell she does not like her daddy.

  44. Joseph Wilson

    I’d whoop Alec Baldwin’s homophobic ass in real life.

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