Alec Baldwin Is Now The Target Of The Fundamentalist C*cksucking Illuminati
“You see this queer here? I’m touching him and I know there’s probably gay poison all over him.”
“Wow, this was really not worth the extra $20.”
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It’s starting to look like MSNBC didn’t care much whether Alec Baldwin called a paparazzo a “cocksucking faggot” or not, because, surprise, turns out he’s atrocious to work with in general. That is, if you can believe the spin from the Gay Illuminati/Conservative Media/TMZ collusion known as “Telling People The Things You’ve Done And Said All Recorded On Audio And Video Conspiracy.” Gothamist reports:
One source claims he insisted on taking over a makeup room “being used by a woman with cancer who is sensitive to hairspray. When Baldwin was told he couldn’t have his way, he allegedly bellowed at the top of his lungs, ‘I don’t give a fuck if she has cancer or not, I want that fucking makeup room.'”
Ok, ok, we all know how needy cancer patients especially chick ones, can be. Why’d they really fire him?
“Showing a video in which I call someone a ‘cocksucking something’… you can’t really tell what I’m saying, and we live in a world in which the phrase ‘TMZ’s enhanced audio’ exists. ‘TMZ’s enhanced audio.’ And then with The Post… there’s nothing you can do when you get thrown in this washing machine, nothing. You know? Nothing.
Who forced their hands, Alec, had to be the gay Devil, right? AHAHA, I’m kidding that would be absur– wait, what?
But you’ve got the fundamentalist wing of gay advocacy—Rich Ferraro and Andrew Sullivan—they’re out there, they’ve got you. Rich Ferraro, this is probably one of his greatest triumphs. They killed my show. And I have to take some responsibility for that myself.”
Well that clears that up. You just go about your private business rage-monstering, arrogantly ignoring polite requests from service personnel, and publicly demonstrating your male bravado and they just won’t leave you alone. How many Jews does this guy have to blow to get an honest break in this town?