Alec Baldwin Is Now The Target Of The Fundamentalist C*cksucking Illuminati

November 27th, 2013 // 15 Comments
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“You see this queer here? I’m touching him and I know there’s probably gay poison all over him.”
“Wow, this was really not worth the extra $20.”

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It’s starting to look like MSNBC didn’t care much whether Alec Baldwin called a paparazzo a “cocksucking faggot” or not, because, surprise, turns out he’s atrocious to work with in general. That is, if you can believe the spin from the Gay Illuminati/Conservative Media/TMZ collusion known as “Telling People The Things You’ve Done And Said All Recorded On Audio And Video Conspiracy.” Gothamist reports:

One source claims he insisted on taking over a makeup room “being used by a woman with cancer who is sensitive to hairspray. When Baldwin was told he couldn’t have his way, he allegedly bellowed at the top of his lungs, ‘I don’t give a fuck if she has cancer or not, I want that fucking makeup room.’”

Ok, ok, we all know how needy cancer patients especially chick ones, can be. Why’d they really fire him?

Showing a video in which I call someone a ‘cocksucking something’… you can’t really tell what I’m saying, and we live in a world in which the phrase ‘TMZ’s enhanced audio’ exists. ‘TMZ’s enhanced audio.’ And then with The Post… there’s nothing you can do when you get thrown in this washing machine, nothing. You know? Nothing.

Who forced their hands, Alec, had to be the gay Devil, right? AHAHA, I’m kidding that would be absur– wait, what?

But you’ve got the fundamentalist wing of gay advocacy—Rich Ferraro and Andrew Sullivan—they’re out there, they’ve got you. Rich Ferraro, this is probably one of his greatest triumphs. They killed my show. And I have to take some responsibility for that myself.”

Well that clears that up. You just go about your private business rage-monstering, arrogantly ignoring polite requests from service personnel, and publicly demonstrating your male bravado and they just won’t leave you alone. How many Jews does this guy have to blow to get an honest break in this town?

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  1. JimBB

    If you want to waste your time on a self-destructive Baldwin who’s just going to embarrass your network, at least save yourself some money and hire one of his brothers.

  2. That guy really needs to get over his anger issues. It’s eventually going to kill him.

  3. I think all this anger is just a result of having to appear in “The Adventures of Pluto Nash”.

  4. renotastic

    Wait! His hairdresser did that? Fucking fire him!

    Am I the first to call him Alec Baldlose?

  5. “Fundamentalist wing of gay advocacy”

    My six year old likes to throw nonsense words together too. Normally though, he’s trying to make the two of us laugh and not rationalize terrible public behavior. Also, little man references Mr. Freeze a lot more.

  6. He is a fucking douchebag, a violent one at that. He and Kanye should get married and move away to an island far far away from the rest of us, perhaps one that is used for testing bombs and missiles.

  7. Too funny all his liberal buddies threw him under the bus. Why is this news; everybody knows he’s a self-righteous dick.

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    I would sure like to put a silver dollar in the slot

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    Average face, Hulk body frame. Basically good for popping babies in a village somewhere.

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    Am I a pig for hitting the “view full size” button ????

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    Wow. She really does look like her dad.

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