Alec Baldwin is a Visionary

September 29th, 2010 // 52 Comments

Much like Sean Penn, Alec Baldwin might be a violent, short-tempered celebrity who does more harm than good to liberal causes, but I’ll be damned if the man doesn’t have ideas. Specifically ones that end with Blake Lively getting naked. StarPulse reports:

The vegetarian actor, who is a big supporter of the animal rights group, thinks Lively would make a great addition to the organization’s celebrity ‘I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur’ poster girls.
He says, “These younger girls, whether they get naked or not, are the biggest stars, who are the role models… I’m a big fan of hers. I think she’s a really really gorgeous woman, very stylish.”

You truly have to respect the thought process here. It’s like watching Stephen Hawking decipher the universe:

Blake Lively is attractive.
I want to see her naked.
Hey, those PETA ads!
Kim Basinger is a whore. (Implied.)

If necessity is the mother of invention, boners must be the estranged dad that leaves drunken answering machines reminding them where they really came from. “I don’t care if you’re the theory of relativity. I’m still your father, you spoiled brat! Now get me a cheeseburger. I’m lying facedown in the neighbor’s gazebo. HEY, JACOBSON! NICE FUCKING PETUNIAS!”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Max Hardcore

    fuck alec baldwin. hes a whiney little unfunny politically retarded bitch.

  2. yes

    “If necessity is the mother of invention, boners must be the estranged dad that leaves drunken answering machines reminding them where they really came from”

    Best ever

  3. Blake Lively on Letterman
    Jinxx
    Commented on this photo:

    meh

  4. Biff Dickslap

    Baldwin is a libtard. Libtards suck. They think gays should be allowed to get married, that women should have the legal right to abort unwanted children, that marijuana should be legal, that wars should not be waged on the basis of highly questionable information, that Darwin’s theory of evolution is true, and that it’s wiser to encourage teenagers to completely abstain from sex than it is to encourage them to practice safe sex. Damn libtards. They better watch out, because we (the Tea Party) are taking this country back!

    • Joseph Spango

      Here here! Best post I’ve seen all week!

      BRB, beating my wife because she put too much butter on my toast.

    • Anon

      Since when did libtards encourage teenagers to abstain from sex?

      • Biff Dickslap

        Oops, got that one backwards! Should be, libards encourage teenagers to practice safe sex instead of encouraging them to completely abstain from sex (Christine O’Donnell’s recommendation).

        Speaking of Christine, she claims to have attended institutions of higher learning (including Oxford) that have no record of her attendance or enrollment, and libtards make a big deal about it. What idiots!

      • Fabiaire

        “Oops, got that one backwards! Should be, libards encourage teenagers to practice safe sex instead of encouraging them to completely abstain from sex (Christine O’Donnell’s recommendation)”

        You idiots should know by now that telling people to abstain from something is the biggest reason why they do it anyway. See: Prohibition. You think that worked? Do you need to go back to 7th grade American history all over again?

        When my daughter gets to be a teen I will tell her the best thing to do is abstain until she’s ready. HOWEVER I want her to be safe when the time comes. I’d rather her feel like she can talk to me, than be in fear that if she makes a mistake she can’t depend on me for support and advice.

        By the way, some of the nicest people I’ve ever known in my life are “libtards.” I have never met a Republican who wasn’t intolerant, controlling, mean, greedy, and selfish. Sounds like you.

      • Anon

        Fabiaire… Biff is joking. Do you not get his sarcasm?

    • Marley

      If only your mom had known that she could abort you with no guilt or consequence.

      • noonch

        Yet if Marley had it her way, it would be against the law.

      • Biff Dickslap

        Teenagers should not only abstain from sex, they should abstain from masturbation. Masturbation is a sin for everyone, period. Jesus never touched his privates for any reason except perhaps when bathing. A woman named Mary anointed his feet with oil and then rubbed his feet with her hair. When she tried to anoint his private member with oil and rub that with her hair, Jesus was tempted, but by sheer force of will he pointed to his member and said, “U can’t touch this.”

        Take back America!

  5. Savalas

    I’d like to see her naked and eat steak.

    Can we cut a deal?

  6. Lol funny stuff! And nice turdcutter blake :-) mehinks the cheeseburger was hasselhoff tho no?

  7. itsme.

    “Much like Sean Penn, Alec Baldwin might be a violent, short-tempered celebrity who does more harm than good to liberal causes,”

    Why is this a bad thing? Doesn’t everyone want all of liberals dead? I do.

  8. itsme.

    “Much like Sean Penn, Alec Baldwin might be a violent, short-tempered celebrity who does more harm than good to liberal causes,”

    Why is this a bad thing? Doesn’t everyone want all liberals dead? I do.

  9. Sugar

    How overrated is this chick? She just does not have that WOW factor even slightly. Even Megan Fox is better, which is saying a lot.

  10. Minerva Smelibut

    I’d go lesbo for her for sure

  11. Randal

    This is excellent writing by Fish. And yes, I’m serious.

    Randal

  12. ®ough sport

    How come most vegetarians are FAT?

  13. GUY

    She is really MEH…..Walk Down any Street in San Dimas, La Verne, Rancho Cucamunga, Glendale, Pasadena or Los Angeles and you will see Hundreds to thousands of all natural bitches (not plastic like this girl) that look just as good, if not better, than this Mediocre plastic girl.

    • Tito

      what fantasyland do you live in?

      There are for sure 2 main things you will see walking down the streets in San Dimas, La Verne, Rancho Cucamunga, Glendale, Pasadena or Los Angeles & the surrounding areas…Hundreds to thousands of illegal aliens & plastic, superficial bitches.

  14. I read the paragraphs accompanying the photo…twice. still have no idea what it was about. Something about animals and fur? I dunno, don’t care.

  15. Blake Lively on Letterman
    Commented on this photo:

    Meh?

    Are you gay, or a jealous woman?

    Blake is amazingly attractive and she can actually act.

  16. mupps

    Alec Baldwin must be the fattest vegetarian ever……

  17. Uber Violet

    If Alex Baldwin is a vegan, I’ll eat my hat. He’s way too fat and old, mostly too fat to be a vegan. He must be one of those Hollywood vegans that are only Kosher and/or vegan in their own house. Then they go out to restaurants and order up Hugh slabs of bacon. That’s what Alex Baldwin looks like……bacon do I smell bacon….bacon do I smell bacon. Most likely he only keeps the dog treats in the house, so he can claim to be a vegan.

    • Henriette Bohwim

      I`m a vegan myself, and I`m not skinny, you STUPID! We don´t have to be that for being vegans.

  18. Blake Lively on Letterman
    manboob
    Commented on this photo:

    GORGEOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, love this fly biatch. perf body, face and personality…luv errrr!

  19. Alex Baldwin is a Vegan, and Snooki is 7 feet tall. You don’t get THAT FAT eating vegetables.

    BTW, Blake Lively? Yes please … I’ll take seconds if I may … I like her … I like her lots …

    Unfortunately as cute as I am, i’m 39 years old and the only way i can be with a woman like her is if I were rich and she wanted me for my money … DAMN … hahahahaha

  20. J

    wow, this took a quick left turn into strangeville! Nonetheless, I find it to be highyl questionable for an organization that claims to fight for animal rights to spend a couple million dollars just to euthanize animals.

  21. She is looking nice in this outfit. I must say that she has a very good dressing sense. http://naturacoloncleanse.org/

  22. Wolife

    Wait, Alec Baldwin is a vegetarian? Is he deep frying everything?

  23. Nerd

    I was watching Season 2 of Larry Sanders when Baldwin shows up…fuck me he used to be skinny. I think he ate one of his brothers.

  24. ...

    She so dull and overrated.

  25. Tyler Does Dudes

    Vegetarian?

    He’s one triple-bacon-crisco-cheeseburger away from being Oprahsized.

    If he became vegetarian last week, then I can sort of believe it.

  26. Blake Lively on Letterman
    bowler
    Commented on this photo:

    Your initial comments on Alex Baldwin are enought stop there. He is a jerk

  27. Henriette Bohwim

    Did you ever get graduated?

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