Much like Sean Penn, Alec Baldwin might be a violent, short-tempered celebrity who does more harm than good to liberal causes, but I’ll be damned if the man doesn’t have ideas. Specifically ones that end with Blake Lively getting naked. StarPulse reports:
The vegetarian actor, who is a big supporter of the animal rights group, thinks Lively would make a great addition to the organization’s celebrity ‘I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur’ poster girls.
He says, “These younger girls, whether they get naked or not, are the biggest stars, who are the role models… I’m a big fan of hers. I think she’s a really really gorgeous woman, very stylish.”
You truly have to respect the thought process here. It’s like watching Stephen Hawking decipher the universe:
Blake Lively is attractive.
I want to see her naked.
Hey, those PETA ads!
Kim Basinger is a whore. (Implied.)
If necessity is the mother of invention, boners must be the estranged dad that leaves drunken answering machines reminding them where they really came from. “I don’t care if you’re the theory of relativity. I’m still your father, you spoiled brat! Now get me a cheeseburger. I’m lying facedown in the neighbor’s gazebo. HEY, JACOBSON! NICE FUCKING PETUNIAS!”
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