Alec Baldwin Calls Paparazzi ‘C*cksucking F*g,’ Is Very Progressive

November 15th, 2013 // 14 Comments
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When we last left Alec Baldwin, he was beating the shit out of the paparazzi, so you’ll be glad to know he’s evolved as a person and now just screams hate speech in their faces. TMZ reports:

Alec Baldwin is a sore winner … chasing down and threatening a photographer outside his Manhattan apartment … just hours after a courtroom victory this morning in his stalker case … and the whole thing was captured on video.
The video shows Baldwin — who was with his wife and baby — taking off in angry pursuit after the pap (not ours) … yelling, cursing and calling him a “cocksucking fag.”

Of course, Alec Baldwin has a talk show on a MSNBC to protect, so he’s claiming he only said “cocksucking fathead” which is so natural, it just rolls right off the tongue:

Further, Alec is threatening to sue TMZ for even suggesting that he used the homophobic slur.
Baldwin wrote, “Acoustic analysis proves the word is fathead. Fathead … Anti-gay slurs are wrong. They not only offend, but threaten hard fought tolerance of LGBT rights.”

Alec then added, “Isn’t it funny that Harvey Levin is accusing me, a liberal host on MSNBC, of hate speech when everyone knows Jews start all the world’s wars and suck the blood of infants? And I’m the intolerant one, ha! Smell my breath, Harvey, not a drop of baby on it. I’ll see you in court when I force your own people to destroy you for gold coins on the dollar. #NOH8″

UPDATE: It gets better.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Deacon Jones

    I love Baldwin, he’s basically the only real celebrity anymore.

    “Acoustic analysis”, lol, classic

  2. JC

    “Further CSI-style analysis,” Baldwin continued, “will also reveal that I didn’t say ‘cock-sucking,’ I said ‘cootie-licking.’ I only use third grade-level insults around my infant daughter, you child-molesting shit fuckers.”

  3. Plot Twist: The paparazzi was sucking Alec’s dick at the time.

  4. The headline should read, “Alec Baldwin Calls Paparazzo ‘C*cksucking F*g,’ Is Very Progressive.” Paparazzi is plural, and I believe he only accused the one guy, not all of them.

  5. monty83

    “he said Jehova!!!! Stone him!!!!”

  6. Bryan

    It’s funny that Alec thinks calling a guy a “cocksucker” is totally different and less homophobic than calling him a “fag” somehow.

    • No, see, Alec is someone who actually fights against homophobia, so it had absolutely nothing to do with issues of anyone’s sexual orientation – you really have to know how these things work. Besides, acoustic analysis proves that he actually yelled “cockBLOCKER”.

      So just give the man enough room to swing it and everything will be just fine. Unless you’re a toxic little queen or something like that, because those are people who think the rules just don’t apply to them.

  7. Mel G.

    Jews don’t start all the world’s wars. The U.S. starts most of the world’s wars. On behalf of, and by request of the Jews. Because the U.S. is Israels little Cocksucking Fag Bitch.

  8. Dick Butkus

    Funny how this asshole continues to get a pass…wtf is up with that?!

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    I hope Alec is saving his money for the massive amount of therapy that kid is going to need.

  10. MrChips

    I’m sorry LGBT community, but “faggot” is too good a word to leave unused. It’s not about homophobia. The word transcends gender, sexuality, age, or race. It’s an equal opportunity epithet. We should embrace it as a part of our lexicon.

    It’s a slippery slope. Next thing you know, they’ll be coming for “cunt.”

  11. Ginger Fail

    I love that Paula Dean lost everything for using the n-word 40 years ago, but Baldwin’s still rolling in endorsements. Nice job media.

  12. mattricia

    Alec Baldwin is a closeted gay man who sucks dick

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