Alec Baldwin Attacked The Paparazzi Again

August 27th, 2013 // 58 Comments

Here’s Alec Baldwin beating the shit out of another photographer while his wife Hilaria, who just gave birth a few days ago, ducks into a store like they practiced. As for what started the fight, reports differ, so let’s just assume a woman was menstruating nearby which sent Alec into a Beserker rage until someone foraged the berries he likes. Or gave him a honey pot. He loves honey pots.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
    thecrazybetty
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    I’d beat Alex’s ass if he tried that crap with me.

  2. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
    swalton
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    “You said you’d do what to my daughter?”
    “Let’s see how you’d like it then”

  3. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
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    Wait a minute… I’m confused; the kid from Home Improvement is a cop now?

  4. Twizlah

    If you get a beat down from a guy pushing 60 in velcro shoes, you deserve everything you got coming to you.

  5. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
    aj
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    That guy needs jail time.

  6. Rico Jones

    This stuff has to be staged.

  7. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
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    Is that a non-dwarf Peter Dinklage?

  8. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
    Dick Nose
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    NANNER NANNER NANNER! YOU CANT CANT ME !!

  9. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
    BenDoverman
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    The hilariaty, has ensued.

  10. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
    Deacon Jones
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    Peter Dinklage’s brother is not amused.

  11. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
    BenDoverman
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    Sic’em boy!

  12. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
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    Sorry can’t stop laughing as it really looks like Baldwin is sodomizing the photographer and whispering sweets words of joy and he’s up for it! LMAO

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    Deacon Jones
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    “I don’t *give a fuck* if you have American Express, you are *signing* this Capital One card application NOW motherfucker!’

  14. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
    BenDoverman
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    “psh! 1st world problems”

  15. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
    brenda
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    his old man orthopedic shoes make me sad

  16. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
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    How many Capital One miles does it take to get the angry reach around?

  17. beat him or made butt love to him? Sometimes it’s a fine line.

  18. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
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    that dog smells an asshole…

  19. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
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    get out your checkbook Alex…that looks like at least a $100K face plant.

  20. ok so as my wife and i are walking into the restaurant, you get too close and we argue. then i shove you around and make a scene. it’ll make headline news! good for both of us.
    lets saaaay- 50 grand with an option for a second quarrel next month and any money paid to you for interviews you can keep oh- and make me out to be a real mega douche if you want. any press is good press. deal?

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    donkeylicks
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    Non-dwarf Peter Dinklage? Where do they come up with this stuff? Farrah Abraham is clearly taking notes from Gaga/Calderone!

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    donkeylicks
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    Dad socks fight!

  23. He’s pissed that dude fucked with him while Alec was playing Words With Friends.

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    doozyy
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    I think this is the only pap attack he’s done that I think was semi-justified. I wouldn’t allow anyone to chase me around after I just had a baby lol

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    rican
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    “I’m gonna do you like I do Travolta!”

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    rican
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    Photog can’t complain, as Baldwin clearly has the common courtesy of giving him a reach around.

  27. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
    rican
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    “WHAT’S IN YOUR FUCKING WALLET!!?”

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    Fred Garvin
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    Oopsy – watch out for the fruit loop with her puppy

  29. jakal

    I think the term “beating the shit out of” is a bit of a stretch.

  30. Mitch Haase

    You see guys bending other guys over the hood of cars in the great queer city of San Francisco every day. Nobody looks twice at a scene like this because the know it’s just a little queer loving going on.

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    Elf
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    “Squeal like a pig!”

  32. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
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    “Let ME assist you BACK to your car motherfucker!!”

    These are some of the funniest pics since Kanye’s..

  33. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
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    I’m going to beat the shit out of you.

  34. anonym

    alec is violent. i’m just waiting for the day he beats his wife

    • Yup. I believe that’s going to happen also…

      • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

        Hilaria is waiting for it, too. Having had the kid shits all over any pre-nup, so now she only has to have the excuse to blame him for seeking separation, and then she’s free of the 60 year old hot head, loaded with dosh, and on the prowl for her first of many toy-boys.

  35. I can’t believe her name is Hilaria. That’s like the category name for absurdly funny news articles. Like, “Filed under Hilaria”

  36. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
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    Get the fuck back bro!!

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    Greenie
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    Alec Baldwin: Alright buddy, you know the drill. Spread ‘em and ….whoa whoa whoa, what do we have here? A fake ID and about…I’d say *sniffs* three ounces of 100 percent Brazilian Cheeba. Look man, nothin’ personal. But you’re going to jail. Nothing gets me harder than getting punks like you off my streets.

    Man: Sir, I’m not… who you… think I am… I’m just you’re valet.

    Alec Baldwin: I’ll tell you who you are, buddy, you’re a fucking thoughtless little pig. That’s who you are.

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    Vlad
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    I’m not a cop, I just play one on TV

  39. Schweddy Snatch

    When Baldwins Attack…Fox’s new hit series!

  40. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
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    “Does this windshield look clean to you?”

  41. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
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    “How’s the massage, too rough?”
    “Oh not at all…Could you work on my lower back? It gets pretty cramped up from squatting behind parked cars and bushes just so I can take your picture.

  42. whatever

    Grandpa Baldwin is angry because his woman got stitches in her ladyparts and he will have to wait months and months before he can do her again. How much rage do you think this guy shows in private when he has nothing holding him back lashing out in public, he must be a bitch to live with.

  43. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
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    “I’m sorry buddy, There is only room on this sidewalk for one chubby gray haired man in knee shorts.”

  44. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
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    “Alec! Ask him for copies!”

  45. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
    dikBeater
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    Get em alec! The fucking paps are seriously invasive. Beating these douces and smashing their cameras should be legal.

  46. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
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    “What do I have to do to sell you this car today?”

  47. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
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    “Shall we finish this in the bedroom?”
    “Alec! I’m over here!”

  48. He always picks a soft target. Notice he never fucks with anyone who would give him the ass beating he so badly needs. Typical loudmouthed New York bully, picking on people he knows won’t fight back so he can feel tough.

  49. Joe

    Beating the shit?? He is merely humping him! When Miley did this a couple of days ago on MTV you thought it was funny.

  50. Alec Baldwin Attacking Paparazzi Hilaria Baldwin
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    “We will assault and harass every minority in the city until your assailant is found Mr Baldwin.Even if they did nothing wrong.”
    “Wait… WHAT?”
    “Your welcome.”

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