“You see this Pillow Pet? It’s scared of flash photography. But that’s something you scum wouldn’t understand, would you? Where’s your soul?”
Shocking news: Alec Baldwin flipped out on another photographer this morning while walking home to his New York apartment. Only this time it was kind of funny because the dude really was a dickish little wiener, and Alec Baldwin accused him of being molested by a priest because apparently the victims of pedophiles are the worst people in the world to him. After Kim Basinger. TMZ reports:
This time, Alec — clutching a pink stuffed animal — approached one of the photogs who was hanging out in front of his apartment building and lashed out, “I want you to shut the f**k up … leave my neighbor alone … get outta here.”
At one point, at the beginning of the confrontation, It sounds like Alec says to the photog, “I know you got raped by a priest or something.”
Then, in an effort to assert his dominance, Alec got right in the pap’s face … and in a menacing tone said, “You little girl.”
While I normally defend the paparazzi, supposedly this dude was being a cock to Alec’s neighbors all morning, and even worse, was wearing an “I Am Awesome” T-shirt, so really it’s a testament to Alec Baldwin’s restraint that he didn’t beat the guy to death with a manhole cover. The legal grounds were there.
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“Hey Broderick, you and your horse faced wife get the hell out of here, she kept us up all night with her neighing!”
I’d give it more than one thumbs up if I could.
To be fair, they ARE neigh-bors.
I’m actually loving Alec Baldwin and all his attacks on paparazzis.
Way more interesting than 30 Rock.
yea but tina fey is just a really cute milf
Why do I have a feeling that “it was kind of funny because the dude really was a dickish little wiener” is code for “Oh, I know this photographer. What an asshole. He can’t shoot for crap, and he charges more than anyone else for his shit.”
“You know why, mister? ‘Cause you brought a $2500 camera this morning, I brought an $80,000 Pillow Pet and a shirt I stole from The Late Show dressing room. *That’s* my name.”
1) I hate when men call other men a “girl”, “woman”, or “lady” in order to insult them
2) His tirade is offensive to all of the people who really have been molested.
3) Other celebs manage to go about their day to day activities without getting into regular spats with photogs
4) Alec Baldwin is a total douche.
you’re taking it too personal. It goes both ways. When girls hate on each other they call each other man face lol
Every time a girl doesn’t like another girl she insults her by saying she looks like a man,
It’s called liberalism.
“I know you got raped by a priest or something.”
Then, in an effort to assert his dominance, Alec got right in the pap’s face … and in a menacing tone said, “You little girl.”
Interesting how he makes homosexual type references and male effeminate type comments. I thought being homosexual was wonderful? Either way……being a liberal makes one highly tolerable. (LAUGHTER)
Alec Baldwin is a liberal. Alec Baldwin is an intolerant asshole. Therefore, all liberals are intolerant assholes.
Oh, I think I know this game! Can I play?
Mel Gibson is a conservative.
Mel Gibson is an anti-Semitic whackjob.
Therefore, all conservatives are anti-Semitic whackjobs.
Right? That’s how your logic game goes?
Democrats are whackjobs and so are Republicans; you are both correct. Therefore, we should go out and and get FUBAR.
Before he was under a blanket, now he’s carrying a stuffed animal, so I guess next time do we get to Alec in his Underoos or GrrAnimals.
Nice typing Frank :P
Is anyone else having a problem with Adobe Flash Player 11.3 r3000 crashing here a lot, or is that just a gift to me for the holiday?
It’s not just this site, it’s flashplayer
Thanks, good to know. Guess all I can do now is await an update.
We should get Alec to step up to flash player and call it a girl.
His shirt should say “I AM PREGNANT”
It should be a $5 fine to kick the living shit out of celebs who try act all tough like this. He would never try that shit with someone who wasn’t a midget like that photographer. Get over yourself tough guy any real man would mop the floor with you and have you crying for your mommy but then you’d sue and press charges because you’re a little bitch in reality.
There it is.
+1
You can’t give a paparazzi a free pass just because he’s short. Put him in a cage match with an Olsen twin.
No, it should be a $5 fine to kick the shit out of annoying paparazzi whose only job is to annoy the FUCK out of celebrities walking around their city.
Hey, where did that whole Alec Baldwin-Bill Clinton photoset come from (as opposed to just the one photo we got last week in TCWM), and why when I click on them, does the site tell me there’s nothing there and what I saw was only my imagination?
I think I saw that pap on MSNBC’s To Catch a Predator. He was the guy who walked naked into the house, and then was caught at McDonalds the next day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etjv_CM3Iu4
I honestly wish that somebody would knock this asshole out!
Which one? The short fat dude or the pink elephant?
So Alec carries a stuffed animal, sucks his thumb and wets the bed . That’s what I wold call a liberal .
I think the real question is why Bret MacKenzie from Flight of the Conhords was recording the whole thing? You won an Oscar for the Muppets, man, act like a winner! ABC, motherfucker, Always be Composingsongsforthemuppets!
I was going to stick up for the photographer, but anybody who owns an “I AM AWESOME” T-shirt deserves to have an angry actor give them a slap.
Besides if this guy was any shorter he’d be at risk of being carried off by birds.
Funny. behavior like this would land most people in jail. Must be nice to be a liberal celebrity.
Must be nice to be a celebrity. – Fixed
I will admit Hilaria is a hotty though, who wouldn’t want to protect that?
100% on Baldwin’s side. The idiots from TMZ and other places want to act cute and badger people, sometimes folks get mad. Screw you, paparazzi.
Everyone got it wrong.
They are filming a new action flick:
“Douchebag vs. Douchebag: The has been’s and never been’s get it on”.
It’s gonna be one of those “limited release” films. Travolta was in until he tried to mandate “full release” and Alec took his place.
Btw, I forgot to mention that acting like a tough guy with a pink stuffed animal under your arm is no easy gig. If nothing else it demonstrates his acting chops.
Although this particular pap might have been more susceptible to the charade due to his poor genetic makeup.
That guy – the pregnant pap – was an asshole period. “Owww you’re bweaking my arm! ” Fuck off. Just.FUCK.OFF. Alec Baldwin let the “photographer” follow him around but went after him when the neighbor got involved. I’m sure it’s aggravating to have people taunting you with cameras all day every day and I’m sure they’re going to have a field day with him just to snap pictures with a story line that goes “Alec Baldwin attacks another photographer”. I’m surprised that more celebs don’t snap like that. I would.
You missed the best part, Sup! Two chubby guys wearing flip flops about to get into a physical altercation! Now that’s funny!!
Thought it was part of the price you have to pay for being famous- and the fact that some of us have to actually work 9 – 5 every day
Oh, you whacky republicans and your crazy hijinx.
It’s as if their tummies were reaching out for one another in a gesture of lipid solidarity.
alec baldwin will always be a classless loser
If that’s all the pressure it takes to break an arm, I’ve broken my dick a few thousand times.
ABSOLUTELY LOVE ALEC! Fuck those c*nts and to you pathetic haters too!
that guy in a maroon shirt holding a video cam is really good looking
Coffee’s for closers pal. HIT THA BRICKS!!!
“I pretended to fight a bear with Anthony Hopkins. Who have you pretended to fight on screen pal?! NOBODY! That’s who!”
He’s so small! A small man.