Alright, Which One of You C*cksuckers Arrested Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin was arrested this morning after riding his bike the wrong way down Fifth Avenue. Which sounds pretty innocuous until you find out he was really arrested after being stopped by the police then going Alec Baldwin on them and now everything makes perfect sense. TMZ reports:

Here’s the crazy part … it seems one of the factors in the arrest was that Alec didn’t have his ID on him when he was riding.
We’re told Alec was taken to the police station so he could be properly identified … standard ops.
Law enforcement sources tell us Alec was belligerent with officers while in custody … which resulted in his getting a ticket for disorderly conduct — on top of the ticket for riding the wrong way.

Since being released, Alec went on a Twitter rant which he then deleted because he’s a caring, sensitive artist who even takes the time to have lunch with ungrateful faggots, so how could anyone possibly hate him?

“Officer Moreno, badge number 23388, arrested me and handcuffed me for going the wrong way on Fifth Ave … Meanwhile, photographers outside my home ONCE AGAIN terrified my daughter and nearly hit her with a camera. The police did nothing.”
And the zinger, “New York City is a mismanaged carnival of stupidity that is desperate for revenue and anxious to criminalize behavior once thought benign.”

“The police didn’t arrest somebody after an infant cried from random stimuli. I demand full immunity!” – What Alec Baldwin literally just said

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