Alright, Which One of You C*cksuckers Arrested Alec Baldwin?

May 13th, 2014 // 25 Comments
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Alec Baldwin was arrested this morning after riding his bike the wrong way down Fifth Avenue. Which sounds pretty innocuous until you find out he was really arrested after being stopped by the police then going Alec Baldwin on them and now everything makes perfect sense. TMZ reports:

Here’s the crazy part … it seems one of the factors in the arrest was that Alec didn’t have his ID on him when he was riding.
We’re told Alec was taken to the police station so he could be properly identified … standard ops.
Law enforcement sources tell us Alec was belligerent with officers while in custody … which resulted in his getting a ticket for disorderly conduct — on top of the ticket for riding the wrong way.

Since being released, Alec went on a Twitter rant which he then deleted because he’s a caring, sensitive artist who even takes the time to have lunch with ungrateful faggots, so how could anyone possibly hate him?

“Officer Moreno, badge number 23388, arrested me and handcuffed me for going the wrong way on Fifth Ave … Meanwhile, photographers outside my home ONCE AGAIN terrified my daughter and nearly hit her with a camera. The police did nothing.”
And the zinger, “New York City is a mismanaged carnival of stupidity that is desperate for revenue and anxious to criminalize behavior once thought benign.”

“The police didn’t arrest somebody after an infant cried from random stimuli. I demand full immunity!” – What Alec Baldwin literally just said

Photo: Splash News

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  1. malaka

    is anyone else completely on alec baldwin’s side on this one??
    i’m sorry but, fuck the police in their stupid asses.
    they should all kill themselves.

    • Dox

      I’m not usually a huge fan of cops, but here’s a little law lesson for you.
      If you are stopped, and asked for id for any reason, and you cannot provide it, it is standard procedure to detain that person until such time as they can be identified. Period.
      Now, most times cops are cool about it. Ask for your SS or full name, run you, and send you on your merry way.

      Get an attitude with a cop, and everything goes completely by the book. So no, I am not on Alec Baldwin’s side. All he had to do was shut up. That’s it. Be cordial if being polite was to far of a stretch for his entitled, whiney little maggot or a personality.
      Baldwin brings this on himself. And then goes off on an unstable, anti social rant every time. No sympathy for the poor little rich guy who feels persecuted.

    • No, fuck Alec Baldwin. Every bicyclist who rides in New York as if the traffic laws don’t apply to them—riding the wrong way, running red lights, riding on the sidewalk—should be stopped and ticketed. Which is exactly what happened here, at least until Alec Baldwin just had to ramp things up and force an arrest.

  2. Cock Dr

    Thank you brave officer Moreno. Well done.
    Video?

  3. This idea that because twitter exists other people must give a shit is almost as bad as people actually giving a shit.

  4. Ironically, the phrase “mismanaged carnival of stupidity” also applies to Alec’s own public persona.

  5. Ughhhhhhhhhh do I really have to choose between hating the cops or Alec Baldwin?

  6. Swearin

    It’s always tough when an aging actor realizes the world doesn’t revolves around him.

  7. BrooklynCommenter

    Well, our new mayor is cracking down on traffic violations by pedestrians, cyclists and cars in an effort to reduce the number of pedestrian fatalities. A few weeks back the cops in my neighborhood were issuing verbal warnings to pedestrians who jaywalked; only the ones who got mouthy got citations. If Alec B had shut his mouth, he could have walked to the station, taken his summons and left.

  8. What in the fuck is going on in NYC and this country? Arrested for not having ID for riding a fucking bike? And that fucking asshole cop knew damn well who Alec Baldwin is anyway. This country is just becoming a police state at an alarming level with these low IQ psychos with PTSD carrying guns and badges.

    “Where are your papers?”

  9. You must admit though, celebrity photographers, all of them, are complete low-lives. Before you point out that I’m on a celeb blog right now, I could care less if this site ceased to exist tomorrow. Celebrity sites and magazines are part of the same type of endeavor as the idiots they photograph: a 100% worthless one.

  10. And there was a time that people seriously thought this guy could be Mayor of New York.

  11. D-chi

    “Look at me, I’m the King of New York!”

  12. deneerpeer

    alec baldwin is f-ing awesome!!!

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