Alanis Morissette covers “My Humps”

April 3rd, 2007 // 113 Comments


Comments (113)

  1. Haroof | April 3, 2007 at 12:42 pm

    que up the twilight zone music.

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  2. -Stormy. | April 3, 2007 at 12:48 pm

    Wow. Just wow. Why why why?

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  3. tinbird_01 | April 3, 2007 at 12:49 pm

    I don’t know whether to laugh, to cry or to pull my eyes out.

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  4. chelsea_423 | April 3, 2007 at 12:51 pm

    Who knew Alanis had a sense of humor?

    Oh wait, I forgot she got her start on You Can’t Do That on Television.

    It’s amusing at first, but like all her songs it gets old real fast.

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  5. weeble | April 3, 2007 at 12:51 pm

    wtf?!? this is for charity, right?!? lol. no way is this for real! lol..

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  6. tinbird_01 | April 3, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    Just one more comment….

    Oh.my.god. I just died a little inside.

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  7. YouRang | April 3, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    I don’t know what to think of the song, but my plan to grab her tits is over. She’s just plain hostile.

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  8. NaughtyNads | April 3, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    If you ignored the tasteless lyrics and listened to just the music, you could confuse it for a deep and inspirational song.—Wait “My lovely lady lumps” is inspirational!

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  9. stylebites | April 3, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    Swallowed one too many jagged little pills.

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  10. Rylie | April 3, 2007 at 1:00 pm

    Well I’m speechless.

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  11. Shanipie | April 3, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    OMG…awesome

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  12. CarnieWilson | April 3, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    I’m a morissette fan, but this is probably the best song she’s ever sung, she should stop singing about jagged little pills, and start singing about cleavage, and badonkadonk butt.

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  13. lambman | April 3, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    LOL, good for her.

    She was a popstar before she was a rockstar, and she was on a kids comedy show before that…all coming together now

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  14. bnawtee | April 3, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    Tori Amos produced a really good cover album, which included a haunting rendition of Eminem’s “97 Bonnie and Clyde” that blew my mind. Even her version of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” was impressive. This feels like a really poor imitation of the whole idea.

    All speculation aside, this must be an inside joke for Alanis and the band. They must have thrown together a simple progression on the piano and she sang the lyrics as a farce during sound check.

    Why this is being released now, who the hell knows.

    If anything, it exposes the ridiculousness of Fergie and her lyrics… Perhaps her intent all along? Or was it her lovely lady lumps…

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  15. MadSeason | April 3, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    LMAO

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  16. andrewthezeppo | April 3, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    It seems like she’s trying to be ironic, don’t you think?

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  17. Lowlands | April 3, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    The facts are,i also saw a commercial recently.The personage is looking quite like Alanis Morisette…

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  18. bnawtee | April 3, 2007 at 1:09 pm

    A little TOO ironic… and yeah, I really do think.

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  19. xXrebeccaXx | April 3, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    Ugh….wtf was she thinking? I can’t even watch the whole thing…it’s SO annoying! Her voice is really bad :P

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  20. bould002 | April 3, 2007 at 1:15 pm

    that is effing hilarious, especially the “you don’t want no drama” scenes. go alanis.

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  21. Nimuë LaMer | April 3, 2007 at 1:16 pm

    Saw this last night and cracked up…

    She should change her name to Nelly’s Fur Taco.

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  22. 23apples | April 3, 2007 at 1:21 pm

    HAHAHAHA I like it.

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  23. wigidy | April 3, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    People, please. She’s spoofing Fergie, not “covering” the song. She’s not serious. It’s funny.

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  24. F-Sucker | April 3, 2007 at 1:30 pm

    She went down on me in a theatre.

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  25. Fifth Stooge | April 3, 2007 at 1:32 pm

    Fergie is still butt-ugly.

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  26. Lowlands | April 3, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    Who was your agent again?

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  27. F-Sucker | April 3, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    #25-

    I think you mispelled your wife’s name.

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  28. WD-40 | April 3, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    Alanah who?

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  29. edzelschmelz | April 3, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    wait…it’s a trick.

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  30. ph7 | April 3, 2007 at 1:40 pm

    I guess that’s one way to try to save a dying career.

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  31. wedgeone | April 3, 2007 at 1:43 pm

    Hey, Fish – “It is the boggled”? Are you letting DamYell write your crap again? Nice grammar.

    After comparing these two clips, I must light this blog up with some Cutting Crew:
    ooooooOOOOOOH! OH, I …. I just died from this song tonight …. it must have been something they said … I just died from this song tonight.”
    Man, I feel old now.
    Let the ripfest begin. ;^)

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  32. thestraightshooter | April 3, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    FINALLY! It’s about time someone showed white people everywhere how ridiculous and insulting they look when mimicing the speech pattern and antics of black people.

    And please tell me there aren’t actually people out here dim enough that can’t see that this is a parody. This is not her latest song. My God, get off the fuckin’ dope and save some of your brain cells. You’ll need them to sign your disability checks.

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  33. Lowlands | April 3, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    I’m thinking about a commercial with somebody bellydancing in a chainmail.Maybe it’s something for a insurance-company.

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  34. ESQ | April 3, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    How painful was that to watch! Good GOD that was awful. Alanis stick to singing songs about going down on people in theaters.

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  35. bedbugsandballyhoo | April 3, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    Why did Superfish link the original??? I was much better off living in ignorance. That is just about the stupidest piece of crap I have ever come across in my life. Who listens to this shit? Oh yeah, the same people who listen to that moronic Suckfani. Geez, that put me in a bad mood. Must go listen to some Muse to drown out the horrible memories.

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  36. andieman | April 3, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    April Fools? Bueller? Bueller?

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  37. bedbugsandballyhoo | April 3, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    Oh, I did find Alanis’ version very amusing though! God these people deserve to be made fun of. They seem to beg for it.

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  38. Germany | April 3, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    Love it!

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  39. Jedi Kevin | April 3, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    Can you really ruin something that sucked in the first place?

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  40. theropes | April 3, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    Funny… but that was really painful to hear!

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  41. Cherie | April 3, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    No wonder Ryan divorced her.

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  42. jaffo | April 3, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    This is funnier than Mike Tyson entering a spelling bee…mostly because half of you here just don’t seem to comprehend how badly she is ridiculing the idiocy of the original song. I officially take back somewhere around half of the terrible things I have said about Alanis…

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  43. D'arcy | April 3, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    Whatever the purpose of this monstrosity is, it’s terrible to listen to and watch. And — that is precisely why I was attracted to it at first. Idiot me. I should learn by now.
    It’s always the worst, most vile crap that haunts your mind for hours …

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  44. pjohnjr78 | April 3, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    thank god for my mute button – best i’ve seen her ever look though.

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  45. woodhorse | April 3, 2007 at 2:12 pm

    #2 Agree. Saw it earlier this morning – better than Fergie, but why? Next Alanis will cover that song that goes (over and over and over) doin it and doin it and doin it well……

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  46. Fifth Stooge | April 3, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    #27- Right, and you have the coolest website around.

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  47. ch474 | April 3, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    Same home town. To me Alanis will always be the skinny 12 year old who giggles constantly in the back of the elevator … of course now she owns the most expensive condo in town so she doesn’t have to stay at home when she comes in to visit her parents, while I’m living in the craptacular suburbs, paying for a mortgage and orthodontist bills.

    Bitch.

    Nice, modestly sized rack, though you’d have to fuck her with a flag over her face to do if for your country.

    Ahem, apparently she had a thing for hockey fighters. She’s the first multi-millionaire puck bunny.

    AND IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK THAT YOU DO MORE THAN ONE GOOD ALBUM? Apparently not only men blow their wad the first time out.

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  48. Solaera | April 3, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    Wow. There are a lot of dumbasses posting here. You guys are totally amusing to those of us with fully functioning brain cells. As others keep trying to point out this is a parody. She is making fun of Fergie’s stupid song and video. That is a good thing. It is funny because the way she sings it she totally showcases the inanity of Fergi’s ridiculous lyrics, which are the most cringe worthy lyrics EVER.

    God.

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  49. Sayonara | April 3, 2007 at 3:18 pm

    funny but still… what the fuck. hard as hell to sit through.

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  50. GG 4.33 | April 3, 2007 at 3:22 pm

    I always felt she was overrated, like a lot of performers in the 1990′s. She had the hit with Jagged Little Pill, and she’s been riding that pony ever since. She just releases news songs just to keep the bank account flowing and let people know she’s still alive, but there’s really no other reason. She’s not a great artist.

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