You oughta know, Maxim. You oughta know.
Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News
“Self-Love,” eh? Couldn’t find anybody else?
I could walk around this floor of my office and find a woman hotter than Miley Cyrus. Hope it was worth the thirty pieces of silver, Maxim.
You Oughta Know (better than to wear that)
life has a funny way of sneaking up on you.
No wait, no it isn’t.
Wait, where’s my damn thumb buttons?
I know, I miss my thumbs. :(
My validation! Where is my validation!
I guess now the best I can hope for is a snarky nod of agreement from Justifiable, or expanding the joke all day with McBeef.
I do love a good expansion.
Now THAT’S ironic.
No, wait, dammit, it isn’t.
I felt bad because I had no thumbs,
Until I saw that Mama June’s head was basically one giant thumb.
I think that’s an old saw from my youth.
Total Mom body.
Ryan Reynolds went from this to scarjo to Blake lively. Well played.
I dunno, Blake Lively seems kinda like a lateral move at best.
She looks like a happy normal size woman. I’d rather look like her than Miley, Lindsay, Kim or any other exhibitionist so-called celebrity. Plus her music is good and she was great on Weeds.
Alanis is a woman who is a talented songwriter and singer and is no longer a skinny minnie. To me that’s much more preferable than some bikin-clad waste of press coverage like Lohan or Cyrus, who both lack talent and are attention whores.
You Can’t Do That On Television
She would probably still be a fun date to the movies
She’s a MILNSA…a Mom I’d Like to Not See Anymore!
Looks like they scraped her off the floor of a theater.
thank you white castle.
thank you taco bell.
thank you micky d french fries.
Looking like that in a bikini AND smiling?
I am a hypocrite. The pics are awful, but still would hit. Her version of My Humps has earned her a lifetime pass from me.
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