Alan Thicke Listens To Robin Thicke Songs During Sex
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that the last thing any parent wants to hear during sex is the sound of their own children. That’s like sitting on a flight and someone shows you a video of a plane crash. You don’t want to be reminded of the worst case scenario. Unless you’re Alan Thicke. In which case, the sound of your son’s voice is a one-way ticket to Bonertown, Population: Alan Thicke. Us Weekly reports:
In this week’s Loose Talk video, Alan, 68, and his wife, Tanya Callau, 40, admit that they aren’t afraid to get busy in the boudoir with son Robin Thicke’s music in the background. “When we do get freaky, we love [Robin’s song] ‘Sex Therapy,'” Callou, Alan’s wife of 10 years, told Us. “You have to admit, it’s a great song to get in the mood.”
TANYA: Alan, baby, come to bed and make love to me.
ALAN: Hold on, sweetheart. Daddy’s gotta get in the mood. *presses Play* Hmm, you hear that? I made that voice. And it’s getting Jason Seaver hard.
TANYA: Oh, Alan!
ALAN: Who’s ready for some Growing Pains?
(Tell me that’s not exactly how that happens, and I will shoot you in the eye.)
UPDATE: I would’ve gone with, “Surprise, you’re going in a nursing home!” and meant it, but I guess this works, too.
— Robin Thicke (@robinthicke) May 14, 2015