When did Al Roker become a goddamn badass? This morning on Today he defended yesterday’s verbal bitchslapping of Heidi and Spencer, E! News reports:
During a recap on this morning’s episode, Meredith Vieira showed a clip of yesterday’s much-discussed interview with Spencer and Heidi Pratt. When Roker asked if it looked like an attack, as they claim, the hostess pointed out that what she showed was only a small segment.
“I kept going, then I hit them with Mace and tied them up,” he joked.
“Spencer said, ‘He’s lucky I was saved by Jesus, because a couple of weeks ago I probably would have ripped his head off for talking to my wife like that,’ ” Viera read from the transcript before asking Roker, “Are you proud?”
“Yes, I am,” Roker replied. “I believe I asked what a lot of people wanted to know and, if he had tried to come across, I would have dumped him like a bag of dirt.“
Actually, what I want to know is exactly what Spencer’s head sounds like once it’s gripped by a black man and careened off a television camera, so if you could remember that for next time, Al Roker, I’d appreciate it. Not that I’m telling you how to do your job or anything oh God don’t hurt me.
Ren | June 16, 2009 at 2:12 pm
I fucking hate these two so much, it’s sick.
Ren | June 16, 2009 at 2:15 pm
P.S. Al Roker is officially the mother fucking MAN. I saw this interview live and about shit my pants from laughing so hard.
Newcastle | June 16, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Al Roker > Spencer
joe | June 16, 2009 at 2:15 pm
she’s wearing heather graham’s dress lol
db | June 16, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Shes the 3d bitch in that dress in a week. and she’s the uglies one at that.
Susannah | June 16, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Didn’t Kristin Cavallari wear that dress too?? And here comes the Hills’ next plotline…
Whogivesafuck | June 16, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Aside from being a couple of fucking retards, are these two ass clowns famous for anything?
Amy | June 16, 2009 at 2:20 pm
I guess Spencer just got told “what’s happenin’ in his neck of the woods”…i.e a beat-down sandwich.
I know that was horrible. Just go with me on this one.
PhDiego | June 16, 2009 at 2:21 pm
PUBLICITY STUNT!!!
like most of the things that is on TV…
Nicole | June 16, 2009 at 2:23 pm
LMFAO!
he called them Ayrians,
Zee Brat | June 16, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Jesus christ. How many girls are going to wear that dress?
cdawg | June 16, 2009 at 2:25 pm
heather graham and kristin cavallari wore too…made them look like they were attacked by a dinosaur…if only heidi was eaten by one…rokers the man!
Lindsay | June 16, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Al Roker = Dark horse (see what I did there). Well played NBC…well played.
Matthew | June 16, 2009 at 2:29 pm
al roker is the man and our lord in savior will be embarassed by mr douchebag
mixedmartialartvideos.com | June 16, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Spencer’s supposedly a practitioner of Brazilian Jiu Jitstu. watch out! LOL
http://mixedmartialartvideos.com/spencer-pratt-heidi-montag-bjj-training-video/
Clem | June 16, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Spencer is a cunt so it is possible.
how's the weather, douchebag? | June 16, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Al Roker is now a national hero. Promply immortalize his likeness upon a large rock. NBC needs to get this battle televised on prime time. That link for their so-called jiu jitsu training looks like spencer-pratt-heidi-montag bj training. Sounds about right. Probably spencer teaching heidi how to do it right.
dirk | June 16, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Why is this guy sticking up for Fat Albert’s interview?
RichPort's Ghost | June 16, 2009 at 2:40 pm
He’s come a long way since his game show n the early days of MSNBC.
havoc | June 16, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Spencer better watch his ass.
But if you are going to fight Roker, aim for the gastric bypass scar.
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Al Roker | June 16, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Al: I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet.
Spencer: Which one is it?
Al: It’s the one that says Bad Motherfucker.
catch22 | June 16, 2009 at 2:46 pm
id pay money to see that fight
considering roker was a fat man which means hes used to carrying all that extra weight… i bet he could jump 10 feet in the air and punch through brick
kinda like dragonball training in 100X earths gravity
Valerie | June 16, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Max Azria should put on a ban on whom can wear his line….
Superbiggerevil | June 16, 2009 at 2:51 pm
I guess this publicity stunt is good for another month of seeing these two pieces of lunchmeat on a regular basis.
The Rake | June 16, 2009 at 2:51 pm
I don’t know how true any of this is, but if Roker can f*ck up Spencer, then just about anyone can. The guy is a total lop.
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
so, so, ROUGH | June 16, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Is this dress a big deal? I’ve been seeing this dress for years on local street walkers…
CrunchPop | June 16, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Nigga got game!
Daaaammmnnnnn, BOOYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!
dubba | June 16, 2009 at 3:03 pm
@22
you sir may have a point
my money is on roker
whatever | June 16, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Al Roker is awesome. He also made a snarky comment regarding “REAL CELEBRITIES” that have actually “DONE SOMETHING”, implying that it is a category which dumb and dumber are clearly not members of.
I Am Canadian | June 16, 2009 at 3:08 pm
YOU GO, ALl!!!
Whiney, punk ass nothings!!
How does it feel to be put in your place Heidi and Spencer??
Shame on you brats for shaming your charity of choice.
Their 15 minutes from “I’m A Celebrity” ran out and they need more press.
Time’s Up!!
Randal | June 16, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Spencer was poking me in the hershey highway when he heard what Al Roker said. The energy I felt let loose in my colon made me glad to be a man. Mr. Roker can thank me later for taking the edge off Spencer’s anger.
whatever | June 16, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Also, #21 … classic.
netstarman | June 16, 2009 at 3:10 pm
I would’nt count out Roker he would like any one of us would love to beat the snot out of Spencer and let anyone of the women slap the shit out of Heidi .I on one hand would make Spencer scoop up his teeth. After i knocked them out from knocking on his door. then knock on the door and knock the other side of his mouth to make him pick up his teeth that were left in his mouth.
karl.ross@gmail.com | June 16, 2009 at 3:11 pm
*bows before Al Roker*
Well played, sir.
Pattykj | June 16, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Sweet couple! just heard that the first dating between them was on some tall dating place ___Tall CONNECT . c om___ ,really?
Bitter Negro | June 16, 2009 at 3:23 pm
We have three niggas who be talkin all white and shit. Roker, Obama, Denzel, bitches you betta get real.
GeorgeWBush | June 16, 2009 at 3:23 pm
FINALLY an American reporter who has the BALLS to ask the tough questions and not kiss a$$; Al Roker = RESPECT. As for Meredith Vieira, she use to have to the OVERIES to ask the tough questions when she was on the View, now she only has the loose bung-hole and just loves to bend over and take it…
Venom | June 16, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Al Roker my nicca, I and pretty much everyone out there has your back.
Just say the word on we will ride on this fool Spencer.
Courtyardpigeon | June 16, 2009 at 3:43 pm
These two idiots are an example of why people hate America. Seriously, just stop posting their photos on the net and in celeb magazines and they will go away forever. Honestly. Try it.
ObamaYoMama | June 16, 2009 at 3:49 pm
#39 Get the fuck out of our country. I’ve been all over, and there’s nothing better. But go ahead and try – and take your time doing it.
#37 I wish Al or ANYONE at NBC would have asked Obama questions THIS tough. Shit, they were harder on these two dunces than they were to the guy who has run up 12 TRILLION in debt for our kids.
Angry Beaver | June 16, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Spencer is lucky he didn’t fuck with Roker…after some black on white crime, he would’ve bent him over, fucked him in the ass, then did his horse face wife in front of him.
zeenawhoreeeorprincess | June 16, 2009 at 3:55 pm
The only way you could get Al’s fugly black lazy ass to move fast enough to take anyone on, is if you deep fried Spencer and sprinkled him with powdered sugar.
Parker | June 16, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Al is my hero! Thanks for putting those douchebags in their place.
joeyd | June 16, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Someone needs to beat him unmercifully. I’d like to see Al teach him respect. Maybe some Roker inflicted brain damage will make him act right?
Razz | June 16, 2009 at 4:12 pm
#40
How’s the view from that box you live in?
Alli Watermelon | June 16, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Isn’t that the same dreadful dress beautiful Heather Graham wore?
JungleRed | June 16, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Too bad they didn’t throw down. I’d love to see the shrieking faggoty slap fight that would ensue between those two. Al Roker may hold some marginal celebrity credentials over “Speidi,” but come on! If this isn’t the pot calling the kettle black.
Noelle | June 16, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Why is that waste of space wearing Heather Graham’s dress????? What a moron.
My money’s on Roker… beat Spencer’s ass!
Mariel Boatlift | June 16, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Cagematch between Speidi and Rosie, to the death…Roker refs.
Sammy the Shank | June 16, 2009 at 4:47 pm
I never cared one way or another about Mr. Roker. To me he was just an obese weatherman on a superficial AM TV talking heads show, and then he was a formerly obese weatherman who lost weight via radical surgery. But now he’s one of my heroes, and I wish he had dumped the douche like a bag of dirt.
People like Spencer Pratt make me wish the US would be taken over by someone like Pol Pot or Mao. I don’t really wish that and I don’t mean to make light of the suffering those maniacs caused. It’s just that I’d like to see SP get broken down to the level of a cockroach struggling to survive before he is exterminated.
Dear Jesus, please teach me to forgive my enemies.