Al and Tipper Gore separate

June 1st, 2010 // 96 Comments

Al and Tipper Gore are apparently separating after 40 years of marriage, according to People:

The Gores said it was “a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration, according to an e-mailed statement obtained by The Associated Press Tuesday.
Gore spokeswoman Kalee Kreider confirmed the statement came from the couple, but declined further comment.

At this time, a moment of silence for global warming deniers who still haven’t finished ejaculating into their guns. (You’ve got 20 minutes until the next post.)

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  1. Truthsayer

    Moral of the story?

    Don’t marry. Just fuck.

    So when it’s asked, “who gives a fuck?”

    You can raise your hand unabashedly.

  2. Jon and Kate plus Haiti

    Roscoe,

    Good Gawd man read your own post. Mann didn’t get the results he wanted so he “tricked” up the data to meet his theory. Fraud. And paid for by our tax money. Mann should be jailed. Gore should be Jailed. If you still believe in man made warming maybe you should go down to the county lock up and spend 30 days in the hole. Get yourself right. MANBEARPIG SHAMWOW OUT !!!!

  3. Jason

    By Global Warming deniers do you mean people who understand the fact that:
    - there is no scientific consensus
    - that there hasn’t been warming over the last 10 years
    - the climate models don’t work
    - there has been a ton of fraud in the pro-warming hysteria from the last 3 decades (see climate gate emails)
    - and there is more money to be made pushing the hysteria than denying it?

    Yea, those bastards!

  4. eatme

    - there is no scientific consensus
    - that there hasn’t been warming over the last 10 years
    - the climate models don’t work
    - there has been a ton of fraud in the pro-warming hysteria from the last 3 decades (see climate gate emails)
    - and there is more money to be made pushing the hysteria than denying it?

    this is all true, except for the last point which is plain retarded. now to counter…

    “no global warming” might be true if taken literally, but to take the term too literally is dangerous. what can not be denied is that co2 levels are rising far past limits in “human” history and we are causing it. So what happens when all that co2 does its thing? I don’t know. I don’t believe global warming deniers know. i don’t believe that global warming proponents know. nobody fucking knows for sure, but that shit they throw into the atmosphere is fucking nasty shit and to take a “yea, whatever, it’s harmless” mentality is absurd. There is also such a thing as “intermediate trends”: it’s the big picture that is important. “We’ll, it was like this for the Vikings, so what’s the problem” makes me bust a nut. no concensus? there is never any “consensus” on fucking anything, especially with all the money being thrown at “experts”, both sides. Fuck Al Gore, and his “Green” companies. Call him or whoever else a fraud, I don’t care cause there are frauds all over the place. But when the long term inhabitants of McMurdo say “WTF is going on?”, my ears perk up just a little.

  5. eatme

    throw a bunch of oil in ocean, and what do you know? you got a big mess to clean up. throw chemicals in the river and what do you know? you got a big mess to clean up? take a shit and miss the bowl and what do you know? you got a big mess to clean up. throw chemicals into the air and what do you know? O wait, but that’s different, right?

  6. GeorgeWBush

    This post would of been perfect if you had added some pics of the Gore Girls….Tipper did a great job at squeezing out some hot daughters

    @Tenacious MC…its the other way around Bro, Al’s a PC and Tippers a MAC…it was Tipper that started that anti-violence campaign on PC Video games and Al hates Steve Jobs.

  7. WDRAD

    Both are fucking retarded insane. One with the parental advisory bullshit, and the other a false environmental prophet believe retard. Guess they both realized they were ballbag crazy.

  8. Last time on the campaign trail, AG banged the shit out of at least 2 chicks on the staff.

    If Tipper had just had a good supply of grocery bags, maybe this wouldn’t have happened.

  9. Iloveheidi

    Tipper has had boughts of depression, so this could be some time for her to seek help and her family to re-coup as well. I like her I remember when she was an advocate for children’s t.v and didn’t want us to be subjected to violence or sex to early. I hope they make it to their 80th.

  10. lolfatcat

    How did this idiot ever win a nobel peace prize anyways? People forget how totally incompetant he was as a VP.

  11. yourworsteffingnightmare

    Phony piece of shit, I’m glad he’s splitting up with his cunt wife. Global warming deniers? THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GLOBAL WARMING!!! Gore played you idiots like a fiddle and is now almost a billionaire because you fell for his bullshit.

  12. missywissy

    I’m reading some of the stupidest shit on here. I voted for
    Obama and I don’t believe in global warming. If the shit is happening, then why is it happening on all the planets? Yup, that’s right. Mars is having global warming too. I bought into the global warming bs too. Only die hard people still believe in it. I still think we need to do what we can to help our mother Earth, but all the data is starting to come back on this one. So up your’s “Fish”. You are definately an uneducated liberal and I’m not sure which is worse anymore. BTW, guns are good. You’re going to need them when people start robbing you because they are starving from the food shortage. Put that in your hooka. Idiot.

  13. The Laughing G-D

    I guess she was costing him too many carbon credits. Global warming science works, largely because they have been careful about their message.

    Actually representatives say things with specific qualifiers like, “It’s the warmest it has ever been, since the 80s.” See with that qualifier, “since the 80s,” other scientist can’t really jump all over them because that is a true statement. Same deal with the research and trend data. It is specifically throws out events it considers outliers to the behavior of the planet: midevil warming periods, ice age, other warming periods, barring strait, ect. Within the confines of its scope global warming is sound science. The problem? The extrapolation, the scope of the research is too narrow for all scientist to universally jump on board with the conclusions of global warming.

    If the range of temperatures we consider favorable were the range of temperatures that the planet had maintained through all of its existence, then global warming’s conclusions would be undeniably true, but the range of temperatures that we consider favorable are not the only range of temperatures this planet has maintained throughout all of its existence, furthermore, the claims they make that precipitate global warming do not exist in those other periods.

    Lastly, look at the research. There is a claim that a isotope of a carbon, produced by the combustion engine, is a culprit in the global warming scheme. This isotope makes up .11% of less than 1% of carbon and carbon makes up 4% of all the gaseous species in the atmosphere. To put that into perspective for you, that 11% that would be like 11 out of 10,000 people. Let’s give them the full 1% that would be 11 out of 1,000,000 people. Now the 4%, that’s 44 out of 100,000,000 people locally, in a sea of 44 out of 2,500,000,000 people globally.

  14. GlobalBoring

    that last line: “At this time, a moment of silence for global warming deniers who still haven’t finished ejaculating into their guns.” is absolutely retarded and shows the writer to be just another sheep-like Democrap.

  15. Yoda

    Oh Jesus, conservatives and Bubbicans make me laugh, y’all are so fucking stupid that you make Sarah Palin’s retard baby look like a genius.

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  18. Al Gore lost the 2000 presidential election to Republican George W. Bush. Al Gore continues to campaign for global awareness of climate change, which in 2007 led to a Nobel Peace Prize and an Oscar for his documentary "An Inconvenient Truth.

  19. The Laughing G-D

    @68 Since 2007 the Nobel Peace Prize has been tarnished forever.

  20. Mark this under “who gives a shit”

  21. captain america

    he is “fucking” more than vegetables.
    …………..BET?

  22. Bart

    Al Gore’s carbon footprint has just doubled.

    ;)

  23. Forget about Global Warming a second. It is just a theory that has supportors and detractors. The issue of Al Gore is completely seperate in that he abused and misled about the POTENTIAL of Global Warming, conning himself into a Nobel Prize and billions of dollars.

    You can believe in the odds leaning towards Global Warming, but still find Al Gore to be an opportunistic fraud.

    There are legitimate enivronmentalists who actually practice what they preach and should be respected for it. Gore is not one of them. He is the equivalent of a televangelist preacher doing the fire and brimstone routine and then walking backstage to get a blow job from his intern Bill.

  24. Oh. The intern named Bill blowjob thing was totally not meant to be a Clinton reference. Let’s change that to an ass fucking an assistant named Dave.

  25. MostThinkRonnyIsDead

    No ones ever denied that Fish is a total dumbass, but thats besides the point. As far as this story, it looks as though as Al Gore’s southern hemisphere did not experience enough warming.

  26. Deacon Jones

    @74

    lol, Or that family values GOPer fuck who just got busted in Europe with some gay guy he found on Rentboy.com who said he was using him to carry his luggage.

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  29. @69 Actually, you can go back to ’94 when they gave a nobel to Yassir Fuckin’ Arafat! What a bunch of frauds.

  30. HELLO?

    Neither one of them have God in their lives, and that’s exactly why they can’t pull it together and stick with their commitments. Al did not invent the internet and Al did not tell the whole truth about global warming.

  31. grobpilot

    Guess he hasn’t been in the news much lately, what with winter hanging on longer than normal and all. So, he needed to drum up a little sensational news which most people won’t give a shit less about. Fuck him, I hope Tipper takes everything. Oh yeah, fuck Obama.

  32. kanyeisgay

    Big Gay Al is finally coming out of his global closet ,eh ?

  33. Gando

    Most important for an individual is being happy.

  34. Nero

    You’re never too old for a good ol’ divorce.

  35. Yoda Mann

    Who woulda thunk the Gores would split and the Clintons would still be together? Still it’s usually easier to dissolve a union than it is to split a business entity.

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  43. Ghetty Real

    over population + over deforestation = today’s issues
    lets get it over with shall we?
    your all morons, it’s right there in your fucking faces
    do the math, do some thinking on who, what, where.and why on what is going on

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  46. I wonder after 40 years what makes them to divorce?

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