Akon is sorry

May 10th, 2007 // 157 Comments

Akon has apologized for the incident last month where he basically dry-humped a 15-year-old girl on stage. He released a statement saying he was sorry, but that he also didn’t know the girl was underage.

“I want to sincerely apologize for the embarrassment and any pain I’ve caused to the young woman who joined me onstage, her family and the Trinidad community for the events at my concert. It was never my intention to embarrass or take advantage of my fans in any way, especially those under the age of 18. That is why we tried to make sure that the club did not admit anyone under 18 in the audience. Somehow, that standard was not met.”

In Akon’s defense, there’s no way anybody would’ve guessed this chick was underage. Who the hell would let their 15-year-old daughter go to a concert dressed like this? The Incredible Hulk would make a better parent.

EDIT: The girl is either 14 or 15 depending on what news source you’re reading. I don’t know which to believe so I’m going with the one that sounds right in my heart: 8.



  1. EWWWWWWWWW……. MY EYES!!!!!!

  2. oh and btw… that girl is 14?? not so inocent for her age, dressed up like that, her parents should be apologizing too.

  3. 15PiecesOfFlare

    Nice body, jeez. She’s 14?! Can’t blame the guy.

  4. Whenever I see Akon, I get this strange urge to dry heave.

  5. BarbadoSlim

    Why is HE apologizing, fucking pooosey. She’s the one who should apologize, for being a whore.

    The folks in the Bible knew how to deal with this particular type of woman, they were stoned, for WHORING

  6. http://www.myspace.com/niki_jacob

    NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Martina McBride has received an order of protection against a man charged with stalking her.

    pOnk, 42, is charged with stalking the 40-year-old country singer after he came to her home twice in early April.

    McBride’s husband, John McBride, said in court papers that pOnk came to the door around 10 p.m. on April 1 and asked if the singer was home. He told the man to get off the property, but pOnk returned a week later around 9:15 p.m. to ask him “who lives here?” before speeding off.

    After John McBride identified pOnk in a photo lineup, a search at pOnk’s home revealed a newspaper article with Martina McBride’s photo circled with hearts drawn around it and what appeared to be semen stains on the photo, the legal statement said.

  7. GooniesNeverSayDie

    This story has all the makings of a classic media frenzy:

    1. It involves “Akon” and, I mean, who doesnt know Akon and his music by now?
    2. It takes places in Trinidad & Tobago
    3. Judging by the pictures, the concert in question took place in the lobby of some building, or maybe a cafeteria, in front of 6 or 7 people.

    Move over Paris. Akon is here.

  8. Send him to jail with Paris.

  9. KatieKates

    Looks more like that ho is dry humping HIM. Whatever. He doesn’t need to apologize.

  10. 15PiecesOfFlare

    Maybe 14 is like 30 in Trinidad.

  11. frenchie

    Holy crap! At 14 she’s ready and willing to dry hump someone on display!? Where have her wonder years gone? Nope…she’s not really going throught the “awkward” stage. Jeez, she probably has her own porn website by now.

  12. ph7

    That 14 year old has a tramp stamp!

  13. hotguy

    That aint nothing my Jamaican pals rape women constantly on stage and in the audience http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwXfK4Zyb-0 (watch with caution and lube). It’s a carribean juvi pedo kinda tribal thingy to adulthood.

  14. Nando

    yeah she looks like 20 at least

  15. joberry

    I’m from Trinidad and this little tramp is the daughter of a well-know pastor, who is defending his little whore. And why is a 14yr old dressing like a whore and demonstrating whore like activity? If it acts like a whore, it is safe to say it’s a whore. Of course she’s saying she didn’t know he was going to make her do those things, uh, bitch you have a brain, you could have said no and get your whoring ass off stage, but nooo….now not only a few know you’re a whore, the entire fucking world knows…..Go Akon!!!

  16. Toonkinstein

    who the hell let’s their underage daughter go out looking like a hooker???

    I would have children’s services inverstigate the parents of this mini-ho..and gawd..she has a navel piercing??? no one should let a kid do that until at the very least 16…WTF!!!!

  17. NicotineEyePatch

    But not sorry enough to not blame the club, haha. Funny, Akorn tossing around a word like ‘standard’. Is he also pulling fans from the audience while on tour with Gwen Stefani? Because I’m sure her fans are all over 18….

  18. @13 Holy shite. I feel dirty now.

  19. Sheva

    That’s a 14 year old out in a shirt like that? If that’s the trend then there’s a lot guys that are going to be doing time.

    How the fuck does a 14 year old get out with a braless, practically topless cut shirt like that and from a pastor’s home no less?

    I’m not into the rapper stupidity, but how would anyone know this is an underage girl?

    If the laws in Trinidad are like the US, any guy would think the girl is definitely old enough to do anything.

  20. dtrock78

    Id fuck her :-o

  21. Donica

    Yea, it really looks like he’s holding her down and humiliating the shit out of her.

    Jesus. This girl is going to school with ALL kinds of bragging rights (then going home crying rape).

  22. ApacheRose

    Awww… p0nk has rabid stalkers too. How sweet.

  23. Fishstick

    not me. ew.

  24. FRIST!!!

    well 14 is the new 30…

  25. frenchie

    It looks like this ain’t her first time at the rodeo. Evidently whoring herself comes as second nature. Her parents should be investigated!!!

  26. wedge1

    14 is fine (13 is perfect). Age of consent laws are absurd anyway. Lots of young girls (and boys) know exactly what they’re doing and are ready to explore their new bodies. It’s unnatural to prevent them from doing so.

  27. frenchie

    wedge1 must be familiar with nambla.

  28. jrzmommy♠

    Take a good look at this guy (Acorn or Ape-on or whatever his name is). That girl probably thought she was on a ride at the zoo.

  29. urockmysocks

    two nasty monkeys dancing on stage. enough said.

  30. Fishstick

    hey – someone give me a new job. mine sucks.

  31. Stickman

    Book me a ticket to T&T. If that’s how 14 year old pastor’s daughters act, the 18 year olds must basically strip and fellate you instead of shaking your hand.

  32. dtrock78

    31 – Hahahaha!
    How all women should be…when will they realize this is all men want from them

  33. mismint

    Obviously her tatooist didn’t realise she was underage either.

  34. FRIST!!!

    Oh, sorry, I didn’t see your comment, #10
    Guess great minds think alike

  35. FRIST!!!

    Well back in Shakespearian times, 14 was middle aged…
    And WTC pOnk??!!? #6??? Is that true?

  36. pirhan

    I wouldn’t of guessed she was 14 either. And, by the way she was acting (gridning, etc.) it looked like she knew more then me; and I’m ten years older.

  37. Captain America

    I thought it was his sister.

  38. justme

    Most 14 year old Nappy headed hos have 2 kids. It’s not like they’re human or anything.

  39. NotTheMomma

    That’s it, blame everyone but the criminal. Fuckin’ IDIOTS.

  40. shaun

    girls are becoming sexier at younger and younger ages. at this rate, she’ll be whoring the streets in 2 years tops! her 15 minutes are up.

  41. Jimbo ?

    If that is the 14 year old in the pictures, I would dry hump her tooo

  42. FRIST!!!

    Where I live gas is 3.24/gal.
    This is Paris Hilton’s fault. Don’t ask me how, but since she’s finally admitting guilt, I’m blaming everything on her.
    Damn Paris Hilton. Let’s blame Akon sexually assaulting a 14 y/o on her too. And the fact that my boss didn’t pay me.
    I don’t know what I’m saying anymore. Does anyone have a cup of cheese I could borrow?

  43. The Squizz

    Who gives a rat’s ass. Leave in where-ever the hell it happened. You can’t tame these assholes anyway.

    Good to hear from you Fudgie.(#6)

  44. Fishstick

    Gas is $3.51 here. I have cheese, but it’s moldy. I also have a monster hangover and a shitty job where I make just over the poverty line. And yes, it is all Paris Hilton’s fault.

  45. Josh_Lavarn

    Sluts that listen to rap are only hot until age 14 1/2, then they immediately get prego by some prison thug, go on welfare & get a fat fugly ghetto booty forever. Fact.

  46. jrzmommy♠

    Bad news for all the young knob gobblers and rug munchers:

    “Researchers at the Johns Hopkins Kimmel Cancer Center have conclusive evidence that human papillomavirus (HPV) causes some throat cancers in both men and women. Reporting in the May 10 issue of the New England Journal of Medicine, the researchers found that oral HPV infection is the strongest risk factor for the disease, regardless of tobacco and alcohol use, and having multiple oral sex partners tops the list of sex practices that boost risk for the HPV-linked cancer.”

    So it’s time to lay off the tapioca and tuna…

  47. LadyJane

    Dang, jrz. There goes my day job.

  48. Phazon

    Akon can’t really be faulted here. She doesn’t look underage and if that girl came up and wanted to do that with me I wouldn’t knock her back.

  49. bungoone

    14??!!? she could potentially be in 8th grade for c’s sake! if you’re letting your middle-school kid even listen to his music, i’m not surprised you let your child dress like this!

    what he did was disgusting, i don’t care how old the woman (and i use that term loosely of course) it just makes it worse that she was only 14. i still find it hard to believe this chick was only 14.

  50. gigi33

    She looks like she knows EXACTLY what she’s doing. And she doesn’t look 14. Doesn’t dress like 14. Her mommy and daddy should be slapped.

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