Akon performed at Zen nightclub in Port of Spain last Thursday and managed to con some girls into dancing on stage by telling them they were entering a contest to win a trip to Africa. And somehow that little ruse turned into the above video of him dry humping a 14-year-old girl on stage. I’m just glad he kept it tasteful, because there’s so many ways this could’ve come off poorly.
Thanks to everybody that sent this in.
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td | April 19, 2007 at 9:19 am
Who’s Akon?
BarbadoSlim | April 19, 2007 at 9:19 am
I’m sure the little ho’ loved every second. NEXT!
NicotineEyePatch | April 19, 2007 at 9:20 am
#1, he’s that high-pitched fucker who can’t make his own music (see Eminem and Gwen Stefani).
FRIST!!! | April 19, 2007 at 9:23 am
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!!!?!!!!!
Bern | April 19, 2007 at 9:23 am
That totally brings me back — it was just like the bridge and tea partys at my grandmother’s old nursing home, God rest her soul.
xXrebeccaXx | April 19, 2007 at 9:24 am
Ewwwww….he’s disgusting. I’m sure that that girl didn’t know what she was in for when she went up there. Ugh what a pig.
Cardinal Ximenez | April 19, 2007 at 9:24 am
I saw that on national geographic once… I think its a tribal ritual, followed by the eating of beetle dung and the castrating of an elders goat. Who was holding his spear and watching his water buffalo while this took place… that is the real question. Don’t blame the african youth, blame the tribal elders.
FRIST!!! | April 19, 2007 at 9:24 am
That was surreal.
marghizza | April 19, 2007 at 9:24 am
ok so pretty sure that’s the gayest thing i’ve ever seen. doesn’t he call himself “convict” because he got caught stealing a car? GAY GAY GAY. also kind of looks like…he was lip synching there….hmmmm…… and dry fucking the shit out of some girl who was probably like “OMG I DID NOT COME UP HERE FOR THIS”
HerpesHilton | April 19, 2007 at 9:25 am
Dry humping – The #1 way to not get pregnant.
FRIST!!! | April 19, 2007 at 9:26 am
That reminds me of the porno I was watching yesterday…only add two more guys and everyone was naked.
Tweets007 | April 19, 2007 at 9:28 am
I love how he has one of his handlers roll her off the stage when he’s done.
Morwilwarin | April 19, 2007 at 9:28 am
What the fuck was that!?!?
He’s so going to get his ass sued by that chicks mom. Oh my god.
Cardinal Ximenez | April 19, 2007 at 9:29 am
and lets talk about double standards… Imus calls a ho a ho and gets crucified and this future felon molests an under age girl and he’s idolized. Would love to hear Sharpton’s review of this video. “uh, as a black man, uh, he is expressing his inner rage, uh, as he was perpetrated by da man, uh, and is therapeutically, uh, releasing his black culture, uh, through his artistic interpretation uh, of a fornification act of artistic importantce… because the white man has brought him down”
Zooni | April 19, 2007 at 9:30 am
Dry humping a 14 year old. Hmmmm. Yep mommy isn’t going to be pleased.
BarbadoSlim | April 19, 2007 at 9:32 am
Nobody put a gun to her head ANYONE, who attends one of these thugfests deserves whatever they get. They are all trash, maybe our next psycho suicidal gunman should take a hint. THIS IS WHERE YOU NEED TO GO.
veggi | April 19, 2007 at 9:33 am
I can’t speak still. I can’t get my jaw out of my lap. WTF!!!
F-Sucker | April 19, 2007 at 9:33 am
Guess he wants to get “locked up”.
Lal | April 19, 2007 at 9:33 am
@14: LOL
Yeah this is pretty horrendous.
laikiska | April 19, 2007 at 9:36 am
#17 – ditto! and not only WTF but WTbloodyF and OMG!!!!!!!!!
Ruby | April 19, 2007 at 9:37 am
Can you say “lawsuit”? And I believe I heard his singing in the background. Talk about throwing your voice.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 19, 2007 at 9:38 am
That’s not Akon, that’s Don Cheadle tweaking at a rap concert
schack | April 19, 2007 at 9:38 am
OOH OOH AHH AHH
DrPhowstus | April 19, 2007 at 9:39 am
How do we really know that straw headed ho really is 14? Did R Kelly fuck her?
veggi | April 19, 2007 at 9:41 am
I am so disturbed, I watched it again. What the fuck is wrong with me??!!!!
Maybe it was that beer I had on my way into work this morning. Fuck, I need another one (twelve)
FRIST!!! | April 19, 2007 at 9:41 am
Sounds like she’s screaming
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 19, 2007 at 9:42 am
Horse haired ho!
Fishstick | April 19, 2007 at 9:44 am
shes screaming for R. Kelly.
Fifth Stooge | April 19, 2007 at 9:45 am
“Lookin’ back on when I, was a little nappy headed boy.
When my only worry, was for Christmas what would be my toy…”
A little Stevie Wonder for y’all.
OkieHeather | April 19, 2007 at 9:46 am
oh my lord. not too bad for the first few seconds but….she’s gonna need therapy for the rest of her life.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 19, 2007 at 9:47 am
So did Imus get in trouble for the nappy part or the ho part? I don’t get it. People get too damn butthurt over little shit. Maybe this site has just desensitized me.
InvaderZim | April 19, 2007 at 9:53 am
If Gwen catches wind of this she might have him thrown off her tour…
Mon | April 19, 2007 at 9:55 am
The Black community has so very much to be proud of.
I can see Al Sharpton running at light speed to rally around the 14 year old girl who was so shamelessly been humiliated……..oh, wait, her humiliator was not white. Never mind, he doesnt care what happens to her.
Fishstick | April 19, 2007 at 9:56 am
Veggi – you are obligated to share your beers. I’m sorry, its the rules. (or Akon will hump you)
whitegold | April 19, 2007 at 9:56 am
What makes this girl 14 years old? Why do we think that?
If that video is any indication, Akon looks like he’d be pretty bad in bed.
#14 – good comment!
flavio | April 19, 2007 at 9:56 am
dear sweet baby jesus would you losers stop trying to make political points in the comments here? i mean seriously, shut the fuck up already!
At-Law | April 19, 2007 at 9:57 am
Will you idiots stop with the racist banter. How is this different from rock concerts where angry white men form circles to “play” fight and violently bump into one another?
I don’t agree or disagree with what Akon did but hey its a music concert and the celebrites are there to entertain. Entertainment is strictly in the eye of the beholder and it obviously worked for him and that crowd.
Hey at least the little girl did not leave there with a black eye or a broken arm.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 19, 2007 at 9:58 am
I didn’t see anything remotely related to politics here. Racial issues yeah. Politics…um, no.
DrPhowstus | April 19, 2007 at 10:00 am
@37 — It’s called a Mosh Pit, and I’d love to get you in one.
veggi | April 19, 2007 at 10:01 am
haha fishstick. Ok! Ok! I’ll share. Please, I don’t want to be jackhammered!
Ruby | April 19, 2007 at 10:05 am
lol @37. That “little girl” looks like she is having a blast.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 19, 2007 at 10:05 am
Oh Christ, quit whining about racism. No one dropped the N bomb ffs. For the record, I hate that word and I don’t think anybody should say it. Nigga is just as bad. I’m sick of black people crying racism over stupid petty shit. And I’m sick of white folks who bawl & squall about minorities when they have had no contact with anyone non-white. Go pick on Britney instead, she deserves it more!
At-Law | April 19, 2007 at 10:06 am
@39 Thanks for the education. You will never see me in a “mosh pit” because
1. I have a brain;
2. I am very good looking and I like would like to preserve my looks; and
3. Unlike the rest of you in the “mosh pit” I tend to get laid on a regular basis thus minimizing my need to seek out other means of obtaining sexual gratification.
laulise | April 19, 2007 at 10:09 am
so number 37, you see nothing wrong with some possibily young girl being flung around probably against her will and humiliated for the purpose of Akon’s sexual bravado? that’s REAL entertainment. At least people in a mosh pit have a say in whether they get out. it’s demeaning.
rrd | April 19, 2007 at 10:10 am
#14 thank you and #29, Stooge you are brillaint. I am a sad Imus fan.
rrd | April 19, 2007 at 10:11 am
Good, At-Law. go away. we don’t like you
FRIST!!! | April 19, 2007 at 10:11 am
Well, la-de-da, miss too good for a mosh-pit.
I for one love slamdancing
sevenandaswitchblade | April 19, 2007 at 10:12 am
What’s with the dancing (public fucking with clothes on) updates? Hmm, Van Damme popping a boner with a Brazilian tranny or some chick who likes Acorn and attends his seemingly packed concert? I can’t tell which is the better closing scene for my new movie set in a dystopian hellscape.
Ruby | April 19, 2007 at 10:13 am
I didn’t know that moshing was an alternative to obtaining sexual gratification. I’ve been missing out!!
At-Law, you missed #4: Extremely arrogant.
kitty_kat | April 19, 2007 at 10:13 am
Jesus H. Christ, people! What does that whole radio commentator thing have to do with this tape? Why is everyone making SUCH a big deal about it anyhow?