Seen here having the only part of her that matters interviewed, recent site-staple Nicole Bahls found herself on the receiving end of Akon’s penis last night, according to Globo.com. My Portuguese is a little rusty, but essentially the article says Akon’s sister Danielle arranged the meeting and then it’s just a dumb sketch of the old cannonball chamber, Mikey! WHERE’S THE GOLD?!
Thanks to Gustavo who’s cool enough to admit Michael Jackson didn’t come over to his house. But his sister did!
Photos: Flynet
IKE | January 29, 2010 at 3:23 pm
FIRST!
Lucky punk!
IKE | January 29, 2010 at 3:24 pm
FIRST!!
Lucky Punky
(second posting…screwed up the FIRST I guess)
Polk | January 29, 2010 at 3:25 pm
¡s??? ???u
Rough uncut--well actually... | January 29, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Thats got to come right out of a porn scene! congrats to him…if true
IKE | January 29, 2010 at 3:27 pm
@3
AWESOME! How’d you do that??
(seriously)
misterfister | January 29, 2010 at 3:29 pm
This girl is as ugly as you can be without being retarded!!
Jasmin | January 29, 2010 at 3:31 pm
her thighs are not cutting it….they dont match the top half of her body…her face is fucking gay…its not thriller…but shes not meant to be a star…shes not cute enough.
havoc | January 29, 2010 at 3:39 pm
Have you noticed lately how the trade off for a great body is a busted up face?
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Jasmin | January 29, 2010 at 3:39 pm
her thighs are not cutting it….they dont match the top half of her body…her face is fucking gay…its not thriller…but shes not meant to be a star…shes not cute enough.
Fruity | January 29, 2010 at 3:40 pm
Heh heh heh.. balls. Heh heh
Sheena | January 29, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Wow, she’s kinda ugly. I guess that guy *is* filming the only worthwhile part of her. Good call, Fish.
Erica | January 29, 2010 at 3:44 pm
No ass shots, no go.
Jade | January 29, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Who the hell is she and why do we even care who she bangs? She has ashy knees, gee can’t imagine why…….just sayin.
Sobe | January 29, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Your English isn’t the only thing that’s rusty. Look at those knees!
wtf | January 29, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Are her legs actually FURRY?
Video Chat | January 29, 2010 at 3:52 pm
i can see her butter face!
andy7171 | January 29, 2010 at 4:01 pm
This girls body is flat out SICK!
yes | January 29, 2010 at 4:05 pm
@15 here in brazil is kind of acceptable that you shave your only your calves and dye the hair in the thighs. but it’s still weird and she’s ugly, last week she was spoted with a celeb teen ager. slut
No | January 29, 2010 at 4:24 pm
No way this chicks a mud shark. It’s got to be BS.
Willie Dixon | January 29, 2010 at 4:39 pm
The guy behind here:
“Sir! The Booty-o-meter is off the charts! She just passed J-lo and is heading towards Kardashian levels!”
paulissima | January 29, 2010 at 4:41 pm
nicole is known for her romance with the heir of the richest man in brazil. her former father-in-law owns US$ 16 billion! she’s ugly and everything, but the rich and famous love her.
The Observer | January 29, 2010 at 5:07 pm
It would have been funnier if you said “The business end of Akon’s penis”
Nice try….
The Goonies | January 29, 2010 at 5:19 pm
I like what you did there.
Signed,
Chunk
KIKI | January 29, 2010 at 5:58 pm
I don’t like her bikini or accessories
BritishGuy | January 29, 2010 at 6:25 pm
how unfortunate…
Lux | January 29, 2010 at 6:33 pm
Her legs are like tree stumps.
Kahuna Wahine | January 29, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Athletic sport & pleasure model w/great complexion…
Uhh...hmm | January 29, 2010 at 6:52 pm
That…has got to have a penis. WTF is up with her chest…is that hair?
Hank Rearden | January 29, 2010 at 6:55 pm
Nothing happening here, folks. Move along. You see better looking broads every day of the week.
Jennyjenjen | January 29, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Andy!!!! You Goonie!!!!!!!
rachel | January 29, 2010 at 8:08 pm
love the last line.
Johnny Stab-O | January 29, 2010 at 8:49 pm
I guess Akon was Bahls deep!
Redhead | January 29, 2010 at 9:38 pm
You american men dunno what a hot body is. You all think “boobless – rat-face” Kate Hudson is hot and can’t see how this body is PERFECT? C’mon.
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adelaide dancing | January 29, 2010 at 11:10 pm
nice, i’ve never heard of her before but clearly she is HOT!
Richport's Ghost | January 29, 2010 at 11:19 pm
Monkey’s escaped from the zoo!
WTF is an Akon? Like an icon? Like an acorn? Like a criminal?
shortcake | January 29, 2010 at 11:40 pm
ugly cunt has fat, ashy knees!
Jeff | January 30, 2010 at 12:23 am
wow this makes her so much less attractive, and thats hard to do with a broad that looks like that, traitor
Matt | January 30, 2010 at 12:32 am
That bitch is NOT hot at all….plus she has some nasty ass ashy lookin knees.
Narcissist | January 30, 2010 at 9:21 am
I’m wondering if this Nicole got a promotional agent recently. Must be something better to take a pic of in Brazil.
@ 15 – You’re thinking of Mo’Nique. That’s a hairy behemoth.
Steve O | January 30, 2010 at 9:22 am
“7. Jasmin – January 29, 2010 3:31 PM
her thighs are not cutting it….they dont match the top half of her body…her face is fucking gay…its not thriller…but shes not meant to be a star…shes not cute enough.”
Shut the fuck up, you jealous orca. No other reason for you to say stupid shit like that outside of pure jealousy.
Smarm | January 30, 2010 at 9:27 am
“33. Redhead – January 29, 2010 9:38 PM
You american men dunno what a hot body is. You all think “boobless – rat-face” Kate Hudson is hot and can’t see how this body is PERFECT? C’mon.”
Stereotype much? These pics are far from flattering of her- I could take better.. that being said, I’m American- and shes fucking smoking. The assholes that post here do nothing but look for reasons to insult, the jealous cows(women) in particular
jojo | January 30, 2010 at 10:52 am
attractive woman – but she truly has fat knees, fat elephant legs…I give her props for confidence – If I had fat legs like that I’d never take my jeans off :)
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Gaby | January 30, 2010 at 11:14 am
Everyone thought she was beautiful and extremely hot when fish posted her ass shots in a swim suit.
All you ladies talking shit about Nicole Bahls are extremely insecure and obviously jealous if you have to take the time to announce your negative criticism.
watch greek | January 30, 2010 at 11:21 am
I’m wondering if this Nicole got a promotional agent recently. Must be something better to take a pic of in Brazil.
Watch Movies Online | January 30, 2010 at 9:28 pm
brazilia mon ami!
Free Ipad | January 30, 2010 at 9:42 pm
Go Akon!
renan | January 31, 2010 at 12:03 am
I do speak portuguese, the news is:
Akon has passed the night with this girl or doesn’t ?
Cause she was shot getting into hotel where he was and 3 hours later she goes out wearing another garments. that is the news
Doc Schweinstrudel | January 31, 2010 at 9:51 am
I wish i had such big curves and flat tummy!!!
Doc Schweinstrudel | January 31, 2010 at 10:36 am
Okay, maybe I want that guy’s on the background boobs, those are even BIGGER!