Akon banged Nicole Bahls

January 29th, 2010 // 104 Comments

Seen here having the only part of her that matters interviewed, recent site-staple Nicole Bahls found herself on the receiving end of Akon’s penis last night, according to Globo.com. My Portuguese is a little rusty, but essentially the article says Akon’s sister Danielle arranged the meeting and then it’s just a dumb sketch of the old cannonball chamber, Mikey! WHERE’S THE GOLD?!

Thanks to Gustavo who’s cool enough to admit Michael Jackson didn’t come over to his house. But his sister did!

Photos: Flynet
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  1. IKE

    FIRST!
    Lucky punk!

  2. IKE

    FIRST!!
    Lucky Punky
    (second posting…screwed up the FIRST I guess)

  3. Polk

    ¡s??? ???u

  4. Rough uncut--well actually...

    Thats got to come right out of a porn scene! congrats to him…if true

  5. IKE

    @3
    AWESOME! How’d you do that??
    (seriously)

  6. misterfister

    This girl is as ugly as you can be without being retarded!!

  7. Jasmin

    her thighs are not cutting it….they dont match the top half of her body…her face is fucking gay…its not thriller…but shes not meant to be a star…shes not cute enough.

  8. havoc

    Have you noticed lately how the trade off for a great body is a busted up face?

    .

  9. Jasmin

    her thighs are not cutting it….they dont match the top half of her body…her face is fucking gay…its not thriller…but shes not meant to be a star…shes not cute enough.

  10. Fruity

    Heh heh heh.. balls. Heh heh

  11. Sheena

    Wow, she’s kinda ugly. I guess that guy *is* filming the only worthwhile part of her. Good call, Fish.

  12. Erica

    No ass shots, no go.

  13. Jade

    Who the hell is she and why do we even care who she bangs? She has ashy knees, gee can’t imagine why…….just sayin.

  14. Sobe

    Your English isn’t the only thing that’s rusty. Look at those knees!

  15. wtf

    Are her legs actually FURRY?

  16. i can see her butter face!

  17. andy7171

    This girls body is flat out SICK!

  18. yes

    @15 here in brazil is kind of acceptable that you shave your only your calves and dye the hair in the thighs. but it’s still weird and she’s ugly, last week she was spoted with a celeb teen ager. slut

  19. No

    No way this chicks a mud shark. It’s got to be BS.

  20. Willie Dixon

    The guy behind here:

    “Sir! The Booty-o-meter is off the charts! She just passed J-lo and is heading towards Kardashian levels!”

  21. paulissima

    nicole is known for her romance with the heir of the richest man in brazil. her former father-in-law owns US$ 16 billion! she’s ugly and everything, but the rich and famous love her.

  22. The Observer

    It would have been funnier if you said “The business end of Akon’s penis”

    Nice try….

  23. The Goonies

    I like what you did there.

    Signed,
    Chunk

  24. KIKI

    I don’t like her bikini or accessories

  25. BritishGuy

    how unfortunate…

  26. Lux

    Her legs are like tree stumps.

  27. Kahuna Wahine

    Athletic sport & pleasure model w/great complexion…

  28. Uhh...hmm

    That…has got to have a penis. WTF is up with her chest…is that hair?

  29. Hank Rearden

    Nothing happening here, folks. Move along. You see better looking broads every day of the week.

  30. Jennyjenjen

    Andy!!!! You Goonie!!!!!!!

  31. rachel

    love the last line.

  32. Johnny Stab-O

    I guess Akon was Bahls deep!

  33. Redhead

    You american men dunno what a hot body is. You all think “boobless – rat-face” Kate Hudson is hot and can’t see how this body is PERFECT? C’mon.

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  35. nice, i’ve never heard of her before but clearly she is HOT!

  36. Monkey’s escaped from the zoo!

    WTF is an Akon? Like an icon? Like an acorn? Like a criminal?

  37. shortcake

    ugly cunt has fat, ashy knees!

  38. Jeff

    wow this makes her so much less attractive, and thats hard to do with a broad that looks like that, traitor

  39. Matt

    That bitch is NOT hot at all….plus she has some nasty ass ashy lookin knees.

  40. I’m wondering if this Nicole got a promotional agent recently. Must be something better to take a pic of in Brazil.

    @ 15 – You’re thinking of Mo’Nique. That’s a hairy behemoth.

  41. Steve O

    “7. Jasmin – January 29, 2010 3:31 PM

    her thighs are not cutting it….they dont match the top half of her body…her face is fucking gay…its not thriller…but shes not meant to be a star…shes not cute enough.”

    Shut the fuck up, you jealous orca. No other reason for you to say stupid shit like that outside of pure jealousy.

  42. Smarm

    “33. Redhead – January 29, 2010 9:38 PM

    You american men dunno what a hot body is. You all think “boobless – rat-face” Kate Hudson is hot and can’t see how this body is PERFECT? C’mon.”

    Stereotype much? These pics are far from flattering of her- I could take better.. that being said, I’m American- and shes fucking smoking. The assholes that post here do nothing but look for reasons to insult, the jealous cows(women) in particular

  43. jojo

    attractive woman – but she truly has fat knees, fat elephant legs…I give her props for confidence – If I had fat legs like that I’d never take my jeans off :)

  44. Gaby

    Everyone thought she was beautiful and extremely hot when fish posted her ass shots in a swim suit.
    All you ladies talking shit about Nicole Bahls are extremely insecure and obviously jealous if you have to take the time to announce your negative criticism.

  45. I’m wondering if this Nicole got a promotional agent recently. Must be something better to take a pic of in Brazil.

  46. Watch Movies Online

    brazilia mon ami!

  47. renan

    I do speak portuguese, the news is:
    Akon has passed the night with this girl or doesn’t ?
    Cause she was shot getting into hotel where he was and 3 hours later she goes out wearing another garments. that is the news

  48. Doc Schweinstrudel

    I wish i had such big curves and flat tummy!!!

  49. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Okay, maybe I want that guy’s on the background boobs, those are even BIGGER!

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