Akon banged Nicole Bahls

January 29th, 2010 // 104 Comments

Seen here having the only part of her that matters interviewed, recent site-staple Nicole Bahls found herself on the receiving end of Akon’s penis last night, according to Globo.com. My Portuguese is a little rusty, but essentially the article says Akon’s sister Danielle arranged the meeting and then it’s just a dumb sketch of the old cannonball chamber, Mikey! WHERE’S THE GOLD?!

Thanks to Gustavo who’s cool enough to admit Michael Jackson didn’t come over to his house. But his sister did!

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Comments (104)

  1. IKE | January 29, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    FIRST!
    Lucky punk!

    Reply
  2. IKE | January 29, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    FIRST!!
    Lucky Punky
    (second posting…screwed up the FIRST I guess)

    Reply
  3. Polk | January 29, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    ¡s??? ???u

    Reply
  4. Rough uncut--well actually... | January 29, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    Thats got to come right out of a porn scene! congrats to him…if true

    Reply
  5. IKE | January 29, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    @3
    AWESOME! How’d you do that??
    (seriously)

    Reply
  6. misterfister | January 29, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    This girl is as ugly as you can be without being retarded!!

    Reply
  7. Jasmin | January 29, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    her thighs are not cutting it….they dont match the top half of her body…her face is fucking gay…its not thriller…but shes not meant to be a star…shes not cute enough.

    Reply
  8. havoc | January 29, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    Have you noticed lately how the trade off for a great body is a busted up face?

    .

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  9. Jasmin | January 29, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    her thighs are not cutting it….they dont match the top half of her body…her face is fucking gay…its not thriller…but shes not meant to be a star…shes not cute enough.

    Reply
  10. Fruity | January 29, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    Heh heh heh.. balls. Heh heh

    Reply
  11. Sheena | January 29, 2010 at 3:42 pm

    Wow, she’s kinda ugly. I guess that guy *is* filming the only worthwhile part of her. Good call, Fish.

    Reply
  12. Erica | January 29, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    No ass shots, no go.

    Reply
  13. Jade | January 29, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    Who the hell is she and why do we even care who she bangs? She has ashy knees, gee can’t imagine why…….just sayin.

    Reply
  14. Sobe | January 29, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    Your English isn’t the only thing that’s rusty. Look at those knees!

    Reply
  15. wtf | January 29, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    Are her legs actually FURRY?

    Reply
  16. Video Chat | January 29, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    i can see her butter face!

    Reply
  17. andy7171 | January 29, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    This girls body is flat out SICK!

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  18. yes | January 29, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    @15 here in brazil is kind of acceptable that you shave your only your calves and dye the hair in the thighs. but it’s still weird and she’s ugly, last week she was spoted with a celeb teen ager. slut

    Reply
  19. No | January 29, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    No way this chicks a mud shark. It’s got to be BS.

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  20. Willie Dixon | January 29, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    The guy behind here:

    “Sir! The Booty-o-meter is off the charts! She just passed J-lo and is heading towards Kardashian levels!”

    Reply
  21. paulissima | January 29, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    nicole is known for her romance with the heir of the richest man in brazil. her former father-in-law owns US$ 16 billion! she’s ugly and everything, but the rich and famous love her.

    Reply
  22. The Observer | January 29, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    It would have been funnier if you said “The business end of Akon’s penis”

    Nice try….

    Reply
  23. The Goonies | January 29, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    I like what you did there.

    Signed,
    Chunk

    Reply
  24. KIKI | January 29, 2010 at 5:58 pm

    I don’t like her bikini or accessories

    Reply
  25. BritishGuy | January 29, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    how unfortunate…

    Reply
  26. Lux | January 29, 2010 at 6:33 pm

    Her legs are like tree stumps.

    Reply
  27. Kahuna Wahine | January 29, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    Athletic sport & pleasure model w/great complexion…

    Reply
  28. Uhh...hmm | January 29, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    That…has got to have a penis. WTF is up with her chest…is that hair?

    Reply
  29. Hank Rearden | January 29, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    Nothing happening here, folks. Move along. You see better looking broads every day of the week.

    Reply
  30. Jennyjenjen | January 29, 2010 at 7:00 pm

    Andy!!!! You Goonie!!!!!!!

    Reply
  31. rachel | January 29, 2010 at 8:08 pm

    love the last line.

    Reply
  32. Johnny Stab-O | January 29, 2010 at 8:49 pm

    I guess Akon was Bahls deep!

    Reply
  33. Redhead | January 29, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    You american men dunno what a hot body is. You all think “boobless – rat-face” Kate Hudson is hot and can’t see how this body is PERFECT? C’mon.

    Reply
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    Reply
  35. adelaide dancing | January 29, 2010 at 11:10 pm

    nice, i’ve never heard of her before but clearly she is HOT!

    Reply
  36. Richport's Ghost | January 29, 2010 at 11:19 pm

    Monkey’s escaped from the zoo!

    WTF is an Akon? Like an icon? Like an acorn? Like a criminal?

    Reply
  37. shortcake | January 29, 2010 at 11:40 pm

    ugly cunt has fat, ashy knees!

    Reply
  38. Jeff | January 30, 2010 at 12:23 am

    wow this makes her so much less attractive, and thats hard to do with a broad that looks like that, traitor

    Reply
  39. Matt | January 30, 2010 at 12:32 am

    That bitch is NOT hot at all….plus she has some nasty ass ashy lookin knees.

    Reply
  40. Narcissist | January 30, 2010 at 9:21 am

    I’m wondering if this Nicole got a promotional agent recently. Must be something better to take a pic of in Brazil.

    @ 15 – You’re thinking of Mo’Nique. That’s a hairy behemoth.

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  41. Steve O | January 30, 2010 at 9:22 am

    “7. Jasmin – January 29, 2010 3:31 PM

    her thighs are not cutting it….they dont match the top half of her body…her face is fucking gay…its not thriller…but shes not meant to be a star…shes not cute enough.”

    Shut the fuck up, you jealous orca. No other reason for you to say stupid shit like that outside of pure jealousy.

    Reply
  42. Smarm | January 30, 2010 at 9:27 am

    “33. Redhead – January 29, 2010 9:38 PM

    You american men dunno what a hot body is. You all think “boobless – rat-face” Kate Hudson is hot and can’t see how this body is PERFECT? C’mon.”

    Stereotype much? These pics are far from flattering of her- I could take better.. that being said, I’m American- and shes fucking smoking. The assholes that post here do nothing but look for reasons to insult, the jealous cows(women) in particular

    Reply
  43. jojo | January 30, 2010 at 10:52 am

    attractive woman – but she truly has fat knees, fat elephant legs…I give her props for confidence – If I had fat legs like that I’d never take my jeans off :)

    Reply
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      Reply
  44. Gaby | January 30, 2010 at 11:14 am

    Everyone thought she was beautiful and extremely hot when fish posted her ass shots in a swim suit.
    All you ladies talking shit about Nicole Bahls are extremely insecure and obviously jealous if you have to take the time to announce your negative criticism.

    Reply
  45. watch greek | January 30, 2010 at 11:21 am

    I’m wondering if this Nicole got a promotional agent recently. Must be something better to take a pic of in Brazil.

    Reply
  46. Watch Movies Online | January 30, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    brazilia mon ami!

    Reply
  47. Free Ipad | January 30, 2010 at 9:42 pm

    Go Akon!

    Reply
  48. renan | January 31, 2010 at 12:03 am

    I do speak portuguese, the news is:
    Akon has passed the night with this girl or doesn’t ?
    Cause she was shot getting into hotel where he was and 3 hours later she goes out wearing another garments. that is the news

    Reply
  49. Doc Schweinstrudel | January 31, 2010 at 9:51 am

    I wish i had such big curves and flat tummy!!!

    Reply
  50. Doc Schweinstrudel | January 31, 2010 at 10:36 am

    Okay, maybe I want that guy’s on the background boobs, those are even BIGGER!

    Reply

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