Akon banged Nicole Bahls

Seen here having the only part of her that matters interviewed, recent site-staple Nicole Bahls found herself on the receiving end of Akon’s penis last night, according to Globo.com. My Portuguese is a little rusty, but essentially the article says Akon’s sister Danielle arranged the meeting and then it’s just a dumb sketch of the old cannonball chamber, Mikey! WHERE’S THE GOLD?!

Thanks to Gustavo who’s cool enough to admit Michael Jackson didn’t come over to his house. But his sister did!

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