Aishwarya Rai

20050120Aishwarya.jpgAccording to CBS, “thousands of Web sites, Internet polls and even Julia Roberts” consider Aishwarya Rai to be the most beautiful woman in the world. While she’s not ugly, I wouldn’t go so far as to call her the most beautiful woman in the world. Sure she won Miss World in 1994 and sure she’s in 10 gazillion Bollywood films, but look at her eyes. I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about those eyes that rubs me the wrong way. The world’s most beautiful woman shouldn’t have eyes that make me uncomfortable because I think they’re going to crawl out of her face and eat me.

The World’s Most Beautiful Woman? [CBS — thanks Karen]