Agent Provocateur’s latest ad features the President of the United States (or rather, a poorly cast actor) participating in some sexual bondage. Don’t know if this is your cup of tea or not, but I found the whole thing to be incredibly unsexy. There’s just something about a freak in a black latex suit that really ruins the mood for me. I’m also not a huge fan of the whole ‘nipple tassel’ thing. Either show me the nipples or don’t, but whatever you do don’t attach black tassels to them. That’s just plain ugly.