Afrojack Stopped Having Sex With Paris Hilton, He Didn’t ‘Dump’ Her. There’s A Difference

In her quest to become a DJ, Paris Hilton latched onto Afrojack who apparently felt burning pee was worth the price of letting her tag along and think there’s more to being a DJ than pressing play. However, like all relationships based on itchy sex, eventually a man’s heart turns to sticking his penis in other questionable vaginas. It’s a tale as old as time. RadarOnline reports:

“Afrojack had moved into Paris’ Beverly Hills mansion earlier this year, and the two got very serious, very fast,” a source close to the former couple tells “Paris was really into him and admires the work he has done. Afrojack did a lot of the work on Paris’ new album which will be released later this year. He took a lot of criticism for working with her, but he truly does believe that she has talent. Paris was smitten with him, but Afrojack just wanted to have fun and not be exclusive with anyone. He is on the road practically every day performing in clubs all over the world, and he just isn’t ready to settle down, whereas Paris is.”

Of course, Paris Hilton is still super-famous, you guys, and no one would ever break up with her, so in the past 24 hours she somehow managed to talk Afrojack into playing along with her publicist’s story that they were never dating in the first place, so it’s impossible for him to dump her. Impossible! Via Page Six:

The Dutch DJ tweeted last night, “Me and @ParisHilton have been best friends for almost a year, still are, listen to my words next time!”

In all honesty, I couldn’t give a shit about who or what is going in and out of Paris Hilton because, let’s be frank, it could be any one of us at any given moment. The real message here is that we now know that the desire to be a giant whore can overcome racism. It’s a triumph of the human spirit.

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