Afrojack Stopped Having Sex With Paris Hilton, He Didn’t ‘Dump’ Her. There’s A Difference

May 31st, 2012 // 12 Comments
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In her quest to become a DJ, Paris Hilton latched onto Afrojack who apparently felt burning pee was worth the price of letting her tag along and think there’s more to being a DJ than pressing play. However, like all relationships based on itchy sex, eventually a man’s heart turns to sticking his penis in other questionable vaginas. It’s a tale as old as time. RadarOnline reports:

“Afrojack had moved into Paris’ Beverly Hills mansion earlier this year, and the two got very serious, very fast,” a source close to the former couple tells “Paris was really into him and admires the work he has done. Afrojack did a lot of the work on Paris’ new album which will be released later this year. He took a lot of criticism for working with her, but he truly does believe that she has talent. Paris was smitten with him, but Afrojack just wanted to have fun and not be exclusive with anyone. He is on the road practically every day performing in clubs all over the world, and he just isn’t ready to settle down, whereas Paris is.”

Of course, Paris Hilton is still super-famous, you guys, and no one would ever break up with her, so in the past 24 hours she somehow managed to talk Afrojack into playing along with her publicist’s story that they were never dating in the first place, so it’s impossible for him to dump her. Impossible! Via Page Six:

The Dutch DJ tweeted last night, “Me and @ParisHilton have been best friends for almost a year, still are, listen to my words next time!”

In all honesty, I couldn’t give a shit about who or what is going in and out of Paris Hilton because, let’s be frank, it could be any one of us at any given moment. The real message here is that we now know that the desire to be a giant whore can overcome racism. It’s a triumph of the human spirit.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, Splash News


  1. Johnny P!

    Trading your only viable commodities (whore-fame, cash, whoring) for a free education has always been border/nation/race/religion-blind.
    Paris: “I want to learn how to be a DJ!”
    AfroJack: “It’s pretty difficult, time-consuming, not as easy as people think…”
    Paris: “You can stay at my mansion for free, and I’ll give you crabs!”
    AfroJack: “Done! Let’s clog-dance to some hip-hop to celebrate!”

  2. this was his face when he pee’d


  3. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    “Itchy sex” should become a standard tag line on this site when describing Paris Hilton and, well, just about anyone else who gets a write-up.

  4. FanGirl

    hahah no one cares about Paris anymore

    there is only room for one whore at a time

    • dooood

      pretty sure nobody cared about her in the first place.
      we just wanted to peep some ho blowing some random duche in night vision

  5. CranAppleSnapple

    Coulda sworn he was a cartoon character.

  6. mrsmass

    what/who the fuck is afrojack?

  7. This just reminds me how Apple Jacks don’t taste nearly as good as their name implies they should.

  8. Isn’t Paris Hilton old enough to join Madge’s tea society club? Kind of late in the game, but whatever. I will look for her album, at the dollar store, makes a perfect white elephant gift.

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    I have to say, I find it most hilarious when ppolee say P Hilton is intelligent about branding herself. This is so untrue. She basically will take any endorsement as long as it only requires her to take some photos with her chest pushed out or up. People are solely giving her credit for having a decent team of business managers that scrounge the world for deals for an heriess/porn star. And shes not much of an heiress or porn star at that. Someone owes an apology to my eyes for having to see photos of her every where they go.

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