Because Gilbert Gottfried is a shock comic, he spent most of the weekend tweeting jokes about Japan (Viewable here. He’s since taken them down.) which were, yes, “insensitive,” he also did 8,000 of them which somehow made it funny. Comedy’s weird like that. Anyway, cut to yesterday where it turns out he’s been the voice of the Aflac duck for years – I honestly did not know that. – and Aflac does 75% percent of its business in Japan. So you can see where this is going and not just because I wrote it in the headline. Via The Hollywood Reporter:
“Gilbert’s recent comments about the crisis in Japan were lacking in humor and certainly do not represent the thoughts and feelings of anyone at Aflac,” Aflac Senior Vice President and Chief Marketing Officer Michael Zuna said in a statement Monday, reports TMZ. “There is no place for anything but compassion and concern during these difficult times.”
A “nationwide casting call” is now underway to find a new voice for its duck.
Aflac, which does 75 percent of its business in Japan, also plans to donate $100 million to disaster relief.
As others have pointed out, Gilbert Gottfried has a long history of going for the most offensive joke possible, so Aflac really can’t feign complete shock and surprise over this. Then again, this is a company that cast a celebrity for a talking duck that says one fucking word, annoyingly, and expects people to trust them with their money.
EXEC #1: How can we can make our company name offensive to the human ear?
EXEC #2: Hire Gilbert Gottfried?
EXEC #1: Perfect. *drops bag of money on desk* Here’s eight million dollars I found just sitting in a closet. Maybe draw up a budget or something, I dunno. Doesn’t really matter. Golf, anyone?
(How that went down.)
Photos: Getty
Another spokesman? Who’s more annoyingly funny than Gilbert? Are they going to replace him with James Earl Jones?
I stand by Gilbert’s first amendment right. If Gilbert wants to tweet stupid offensive shit (and it is stupid and offensive shit), I’m glad he can. We have the freedom to ignore him.
He’s a comedian and he’s made jokes about worst stuff (dead friends, 9/11, etc) immediately after the fact. Its part of his shtick. The point of humor is there are no limits, there are no sacred cows. If you find the jokes distasteful, that is your right. If AFLAC wants to fire him, that is their right. If the entire world-wide comedy viewing audience decides that they will never watch a Gottfried performance, that is their right.
But Gottfried, and anyone else for that matter shouldn’t have to shut up about anything ever. That is is his right.
The idiots at Aflac hired Gottfried knowing damn well that this type of ill-timed shock humor is his thing–he did it after 9/11, Katrina, etc. Yet they still hired him as their voice and then act all shocked and offended when he does exactly what he always does?
A person should always be allowed to make a joke about anything no matter what the topic is or how bad the joke is. It’s a freedom you have to say anything you want, there are no exceptions. Regardless of whether YOU think it’s right or wrong to say. Yes it’s an absolutely horrible tragedy but don’t sit their behind your computer screens ridiculing someone for something they’ve always done.
Actually, Hugh Jass, there ARE exceptions, one of them being defamation/slander/libel. The first amendment doesn’t apply here.
Regardless of whether it’s a right or wrong thing to say, if someone is pissed off enough or petty enough, you can find yourself spending your hard-earned cash on a lawyer to defend you right to make an ass out of yourself, if you don’t have concrete evidence to back up your allegations, or state it’s your opinion.
I’m not a lawyer; I’m someone who sought advice on-line about a legal problem and have been paying for it ever since. Be smarter than me and don’t make the same mistake!!
dear “Michael Jackson’s Brain”
you just slandered Michael Jackson I’m calling the police on you
How comes there isnt no looting in Japan?
Because your grammar makes them cry.
Cos it would be unthinkable there.
Social order was strictly enforced during the Tokugawa period (few hundred years ago), after years of warlords turning their country to shit. Society was stressed over the individual. Look up at the shogun while he rode by and you’d be beheaded on the spot! So a lot of bad elements were removed from their gene pool. Not all of course, but a great percentage.
I read that during this earthquake people had run out of malls with things they’d intended to purchase, and after the shaking ended, they went back inside to pay for them. Zippy chance that would happen in America.
Cuz there’s no black people.
You’re a racist asshole, and I think it’s funny as hell.
You should be a comedian.
Yes, that’s what he was going for. Ah, racism. So subtle.
Who says there isn’t? Maybe they’re too busy taking care of their dead to loot. It’s not a flood, it’s a goddamn tsunami coupled with an earthquake. Maybe what was there to loot was washed away or crushed.
STFU you stupid Crackers. It’s not racist if it’s said against blacks. Black people make fun of every other race—I can make fun of them. How many times do you white people make fun of Asians and Hispanics and you consider it funny? Get off of your self righteous high horses you honkies.
Besides I murder hundreds of black women every year. So how the fuck am I a racist?
With that disgusting face wouldn’t you be mad at the world too?
This seems like a silly overreaction by Aflac for one very important reason…nobody knew he was the duck voice in the first place.
tru’ dat
i knew, and i’m shocked at how that wasn’t obvious to everyone? in fact didn’t aflac firing him before? something about a blue freakout at a event full of teenage girls who hadn’t found him funny..
They’ll probably do the same thing all companies do when things like this go down. He’ll get rehired again in the future when everyone forgets about this in a few weeks.
GG can wait until the radiation cloud from three nuclear reactors exploding in Japan comes drifing into the LA smog.
Let’s see how funny he thinks it is then.
If he tells jokes about his dead friends why would you think he’d care what happens to anonymous people in LA?
He lives in NYC so he’ll probably think it’s funny. Not nearly as funny of course as a super funny name like Michael Jackson’s Brain. Oh how I LOL!
“Let’s see how funny he thinks it is then” – you mean, like, when nothing happens?
Buy into the media hype much???
If he made a single joke people would have considered looking the other way. Instead, he got all Chris Brown and just beat on the subject until it was lifeless and everyone was pissed.
How the hell are they surprised by it. He made September 11th jokes when it was still September. I thought a lot of them were pretty funny. If people aren’t allowed to make jokes if they offend someone then there would be literally nothing to joke about.
He’s fucking hilarious. I laughed at the jokes because I knew they were wrong and it was wrong to think those things and really wrong to write them – which made it even funnier.
Gilbert is one of the best comedians ever .When he is on Stern, it’s incredible .
He rocked as Johhny Crunch in the Anventures of Ford Fairlane .
Exactly what has gone wrong with this country that a money-grubbing Schlomo can’t make fun of a bunch of squishy Nips?
Seriously, who Fuckin cares what he tweeted? I thought the jokes were hilarious. Why did he tweet them in masse? He’s a comedian it’s his job, grow some thicker skin
I have 2 jokes for Gil:
1. I feel so sorry for you…. Not – Quack! Quack! Quack!
2. Looks like Gil Gott fried!!!
Time to eat duck soup or go duck hunting.
you jokes are not as funny as your dad looked when he was making you lol aflac was laughing at the japanese too before they had to pay off all the claims
with Alicia Silverstone’s baby
The eyes are due to an incident with Joan Rivers when he was a young comic as he explains here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FukYIJhc_C8&feature=related
@Johnny Cage
Atheism is just a religion, but only if make up new and creative definitions for the word religion. There’s an old saying “atheism is a religion like NOT playing golf is a sport”
You know what they say about a “dude” who volunteers 1000 hours a year?
He’s got a frigid bitch at home.
Get laid and lighten up, Francis.
most seem to forget , japan was going to annihalate the usa and its alies some years back, now they have a part in destroying its economy , its a shame mother nature got the honor
*Reels in the fishing line and finds Mcfeely at the end of it*
Aww, what the hell. A catch is a catch.
Jesus is pedantic as hell, why can’t I be?
Hey, keep quit in my bucket you little trout. You’ll have to stay me over until the larger bass arrive.
It’s not like his jokes are changing things for good or ill, and it’s not like he’s being legitimately hateful (like the people who were saying that Japan deserves this because of Pearl Harbor/materialism/secularism/etc.), he’s just being in bad taste. And what do you expect, he also made jokes about the September 11th attacks right after they happened. This is nothing new.
people need to realize that different people have different coping mechanisms in trying times. Some people turn to God, some people don’t. People who DON’T have God in their lives are offended by the people who DO. The people who DO have God in their lives are offended by the people who DON’T. What gives someone the right to bash another’s beliefs? Who is to say who is right and who is wrong? One of the things our Vets fought for is freedom of religion (and freedom of speech). Why can’t we just respect our differences instead of mocking each other?
well crap, I guess my holocaust jokes aren’t going to go over too well here either, then.
Eric is correct. V Smith is confused.
LBB and dude, you’re both full of shit trying to be all ‘above the fray.’ So a comic says offensive crap…so what?? You two post offensive comments on this board on a regular basis. GG tweets – same difference. Words on a computer screeen that you *choose* to read.
And dude…dedicating a *thousand hours a year,* eh?? Nice round number there. You spend every fucking day on this board, yet you can manage to squeeze in an average of 19 hours a week of volunteer rescue work? You got a chopper in your back yard with Higgins at the controls, ready to zip you to the disaster site du jour??
Give us a fucking break.
no reality check its 27 hours a week. but who was counting..
and i’m not claiming i don’t say mean things. i pick on celebs who’ve overstayed their welcome.
as for GG, there’s a saying about the essence of a good joke being timing.. and if if you don’t strike oil stop boring.. 1800 tweets? give ME a break motherfucker
27 HOURS A WEEK!!! Wow, look at you. I guess you just don the ol’ jetpack and PRESTO! You are a hero.
dude, you are SO FUCKING FULL OF SHIT
rc, not sure why you got such a boner from this but it’s not so hard to do. It’s a rotating schedule (posted at the other place where you had to poke at me). Been in emerg operations 17 years. Did happen to be on the front lines during katrina and rita (to name a couple), tho in a professional, highly technical–and classified–capacity. So i get paid to help people and i do more in my spare time. Why, cos it’s in my blood (parents did the same thing). It’s to give back, and well, there’s a great adrenalin rush you get tearin ass up the road on the way to a call.
Consider that if you do volunteer as well then all of us would be able to have more weekends off. And pay less taxes.
cunt.
^^ that was for “not funny” ^^
Gilbert is a mess (again, comedians, what do you expect) I don’t recall him being tied to any women. People say he’s a miserable dude.
So shock humor is OK, unless it actually shocks people? What the mess are you talking about? Please SEPARATE the jokes about the situation with the seriousness of the situation. Two different things.