Adrienne Bailon Tried To Save Karrueche Tran From Chris Brown

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Chris Brown has been violently lashing out at women ever since he violently lashed out at Rihanna, almost killing her in the process. Yet here we are, five years later, somehow still shocked at his toddler-in-a-cereal-aisle meltdowns whenever someone asks his girlfriend “Are you sure getting into that club is worth being mauled to death at some point in the very near future?” That’s why the best part of this whole Adrienne Bailon sort of talking shit on him on The Real thing is in fact his insane Instagram response which has, of course, already been deleted. Via Celebuzz:

“‘BRING THAT ASS HERE BOY’ ADRIENNE BAILON…. You ole trout mouth ass bitch. U tried it. Won’t u the same bitch that was fucking wit married men? U also was keeping up with the Kardashians! U can’t talk about relationship goals when u don’t even have life goals. Ain’t you a cheetah girl? Last time u was important niggas was riding spinners and wearing 6x talk Ts. You the same bitch having threesomes like the rest of these hoes. U tried it too Tamara Braxton. U take the role of the ugly sister. It’s always the people wit no career that talk all the shit. Dat plastic surgery fucked yo face up. Bitch look like she always saying “huh”? Muppet face ass! #basicbitchproblems #thotiannas I don’t even need a photo for Tamar, that bitch is beat in every photo! #icanmakeabrokebitchrichbutidontfuckwitbrokebitches.”

Holy shit, there’s a lot of awesome there, but in case you don’t speak.. whatever this is, here’s a breakdown:

‘BRING THAT ASS HERE BOY’ ADRIENNE BAILON…. You ole trout mouth ass bitch. You have the ass of a boy, which I prefer, but also the mouth of a fish. This confuses me sexually and angers me greatly, so I will yell now.

U tried it. Won’t u the same bitch that was fucking wit married men? U also was keeping up with the Kardashians! You may be an adulterer and you certainly have poor taste in television programming.

U can’t talk about relationship goals when u don’t even have life goals. Ain’t you a cheetah girl? Where do you see yourself in five years?

Last time u was important niggas was riding spinners and wearing 6x talk Ts. Everything was different after 9/11.

You the same bitch having threesomes like the rest of these hoes. U tried it too Tamara Braxton. U take the role of the ugly sister. Your polyamorous tendencies lend to your questionable judgement when it comes to morals and relationship standards. Towanda was always my favorite anyway.

It’s always the people wit no career that talk all the shit. Dat plastic surgery fucked yo face up. Bitch look like she always saying “huh”? Muppet face ass! Your numerous television and music credits will soon count for nothing, because your overindulgence on cosmetic enhancements has rendered your face emotionless.

#basicbitchproblems #thotiannas I don’t even need a photo for Tamar, that bitch is beat in every photo! #icanmakeabrokebitchrichbutidontfuckwitbrokebitches. I have risen to a monetary and social status that places me above those who try to tear me down for the sake of advancing their fleeting careers. Your ugliness, inside and out, is evident at all times. If I wanted to, I could use my wealth to elevate you into my world.

This concludes today’s translation in the regional dialect of Violent Maniac. We’ll pick up tomorrow as we interpret the fascinating yet cryptic metaphors like “What you drink goin’ make me piss?” contained in the following clip:

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