Adrienne Bailon: ‘Britney Spears Can’t Hold A Conversation’

August 7th, 2013 // 37 Comments
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There’s a lot of money to be made in pretending Britney Spears is just your normal celebrity who went through a rough patch and never once getting into the fact the has to be borderline, if not legally, retarded for her dad to have a conservatorship over her. (Case in point: Amanda Bynes turned into goddamn Drew Barrymore from Firestarter, yet Califorina’s still like, “Yeah, I dunno.”) Which is why it’s refreshing whenever Britney interacts with F-listers like Adrienne Bailon who will meld that shit right into publicity gold which is exactly what she did on The Talk. Via Starpulse:

“The ultimate meltdown was Britney Spears… I worked with her on X Factor and I’m not going to lie to you guys, I would sit and do my interviews with Demi (Lovato) and do the behind-the-scenes stuff. But she (Spears) can’t hold a conversation. No. They have someone who feeds her what she is supposed to say. Like she can’t hold a conversation.”

Of course, this shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone who’s seen at least one look on Britney Spears’ face, but just for future reference, here’s a GIF that most represents what’s going on in her head at any given moment:

Starring Jack Nicholson as Britney’s Id and Jennifer Lawrence as STERBERKS!!

Jack Nicholson Jennifer Lawrence

(h/t Vince Mancini who I owe a testicle for how much joy and laughter this will never stop bringing me.)

Photos: Fame/Flynet

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  1. We really needed someone I’ve never heard of to tell us what we already knew?

  2. Britney Spears Tight Minidress Church David Lucado
    Commented on this photo:

    The look on her face says it all:

    “Weekend at Britney’s.”

  3. Britney Spears Tight Minidress Church David Lucado
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think I’d look so smug if I were banging the mental equivalent of a slow 1st grader.

  4. Britney Spears Tight Minidress Church David Lucado
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “Help, David! Dem yellow lines got me trapped!”

  5. ace11

    She is as dumb as a tree stump..but who needs to talk to her?

  6. Did some searching to figure out the Adrienne Bailon was one of the F-listers who did the XFactor Pepsi Pre-show, which nobody ever watched.

    Guess she lost that gig.

  7. So it’s like talking to my management? I think I could swing that gig.

  8. Cock Dr

    Would love to see the laundry list of all the meds they have her on….probably backed up with a behavioral contract. Successfully navigated appearances and shows = smokes & Starbucks. Shaving head and other acts of disobedience means no visits with the tater tots.

  9. Yup

    Shitney’s a retard. She should be put out to pasture, like any other retired cow…

  10. Yeah

    “Like she can’t hold a conversation.”

    Can anyone “like” hold a conversation?

  11. Britney Spears Tight Minidress Church David Lucado
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait..this is a church outfit?

  12. The bigger question is, is it the psychotropics she’s on, or the fact that she’s never been the same since that “break” she had a couple years ago.

    If its the drugs, I really need to find out what they are.

  13. Can someone explain to me how pimping your kids out to Disney isn’t child abuse? Look at the results.

  14. Clare

    Had to look up who the hell Adrienne Bailon is.
    Seems she’s an extra that once worked for Disney, and at some point dated one of the Kardashian’s.

  15. Britney Spears Tight Minidress Church David Lucado
    le rat accompli
    Commented on this photo:

    No big deal.

    She can’t carry a tune, either.

    Let’s face it, there really shouldn’t be much of a surprise at this point, should there?

  16. Kel

    She dated Blubber Kardashian and hung out with that whole family so what would she actually know about holding a conversation?

  17. Biff Steele

    Plus, her sloppy boobs just add to her overall shining personality…

  18. I would really like to have sex with her. I know that’s practically pedophilia since she has the mental age of a 6-year-old, but I can’t help it. I’d just love to pork the hell out of her.

    That’s all.

  19. Britney Spears Tight Minidress Church David Lucado
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, this is how she dresses for church? Now I DEFINITELY want to fuck her!

    • I’d like to fuck her in church while hiding in the choir loft during the sermon so that she cums at the same time as the preacher ends his sermon and Britney yells, “Hallelujah…Jesus done made me whole!” Or maybe it’s “Hallelujah…Jesus done made my hole!”

  20. Pat C.

    Whatever happened to her is actually kind of sad.

  21. Nobody really gives a damn about Britney anymore. She’s basically a lip-synching and dancing puppet at this point.

  22. anonym

    of course idiots can’t hold a conversation. like, really.

  23. Adrienne Bailon is way hotter than Britney ever was.

  24. Jenn

    Maybe Brit is goofier than a road lizard but at least she didn’t fuck the Kardashian.

  25. whatever

    at some point they have to try and get her off the meds, to see if she can behave like a normal person, for the time being she is a zombie because of the drugs, if she was a nobody out in the real world nobody would care, she would still be crazy, getting arrested, going broke, street walker, but she is rich, a rich zombie, drugged and controlled by others, a child, again, just like a gaga old person or a a diaper baby, she is in care of family

  26. kery

    Britney looks good maybe she should improve her talking abilities ;p

  27. Britney is dumb as a box of rocks, is there anyone on the planet that did not know this already?

  28. retardo monteban

    as long as her dad keeps her on drugs, she’s a retarded zombie who brings him the bacon. no reason for him to give up the conservatorship, ever.

  29. Britney Spears Tight Minidress Church David Lucado
    Pastor David
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, I’m glad she’s going to church. At our church, we don’t judge people about what they wear, look like, or anything. I hope this article doesn’t discourage her from going.

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