Adrien Brody & Lara Lieto Seem Like A Nice Couple

July 6th, 2012 // 78 Comments

“See? I told you you can get them to do that. Now somebody waterboard Adrien Brody until that bastard tells you how many crushed Thetan pills you have to put in their food. I’ll save this marriage yet…”

- Tom Cruise, from an undisclosed thimble in Iceland.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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    Lalwess
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    Your doing it wrong

  2. Glassman

    I think I would have enjoyed that day. Nice boat, nice gf. And I noted 2 other women in bikinis on board as well. Lucky dude!

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    Juju
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    Honestly… What the fuck? Did he just superglued his hands to the fucking pole or something?

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    Dina Crackwhore
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    This is the definition of digging for gold.

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    Dan Quayle
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    Why no find peckers?

  6. Listen, you can’t hate on Adrien Brody. He’s Woodhaven’s finest.

    Go Queens!

  7. Plus, that chick is reconkulously hot.

    I mean totally bonkers.

    • Revel

      If “reconkulously hot” means creepily boyish, then yeah she’s definitely that.

      • Hey look, guys… it’s Tony! Hey Tony! Everyone, over here… Tony’s back! And he brought his tired schtick with him!

      • someone

        Hi, Tony aka fat angry woman. Stop hating on every girl thats fitter than you and hit the gym already.
        All this time you’ve wasted online hating on girls with better bodies than you, you could have been working out.
        Time management tony, that’s what you need lol

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    Bubble
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    ….annnnnd she finally realizes she had her picture taken rubbing Adrien Brody’s limp dick and fingering his butthole…That look on her face is full of shame.

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    Abby Normal
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    Remember, it’s not porn if you can’t see the unused portion of the strap-on.

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    Lemmiwinks
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    So, this is what they mean by “bareback.” Not exactly what I imagined (but pretty close).

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    Kinky Minx
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    I can’t wait for his publicist to try to explain this!

  12. rican

    And here I was feeling sorry for this guy because he has spinnaker for a nose.

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    You know, most of these picts for me were, “Hey, a few awkward poses prior to a handy in public by a cute girl.”

    Then, this one. This one right here:

    “Pull the sea cucumber out slowly…slower. Yes.”

  14. cc

    I don’t want to see a gallery of Adrien Brody and Jared Leto.

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    Hoehoe
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    finally, proof that he’s fucking Dr. Seuss.

  16. Adrien Brody Girlfriend Lara Lieto Bikini Showering Yacht Saint Tropez
    dmbishop
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    I know my cell phone is in here somewhere…

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    Mordecai
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    “You made a poopy like a big boy!”

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    Frank
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    Ok, I’m pumping it, but nothing’s happening?

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    ilona
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    trying to unhook her bikini with his nose

  20. I guess she forgot the reach around and the two finger poop shoot with a curled knuckle for the Big surprise.

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    Keep looking its the cold water doing it.

  22. Adrien Brody Girlfriend Lara Lieto Bikini Showering Yacht Saint Tropez
    Commented on this photo:

    Shaving ass hair takes help from a friendly hand.

  23. Adrien Brody Girlfriend Lara Lieto Bikini Showering Yacht Saint Tropez
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    That is what we call a Texas three finger helping hand.

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    LRonHoover
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    Maybe the water IS a bit cold

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    Urall Fhags
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    Jesus, I bet the sex is…..weird?

    • Biff

      But fun nonetheless.

      • ER

        Of course it’s fun Biffo! When you jerk off to something that looks like Adrien Brody with tits it’s only natural that you’d want to get your ass fingered. Let your freak flag fly:)

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    awwww
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    that looks like an awesome relationship. i miss grabbing dick like that, a dick you love.

  27. zoff

    When your girl has the same body as you, it’s only natural that you prefer sex in the bent over position.

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    Biff
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    He must not have a pecker. If I was him at that moment…my pecker would have been fully erect and supporting mankind.

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    Biff
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    Hellllllooooo. ; )

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    Tim
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    Seriously, what’s going on here?

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    blahblahg
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    whoaaaa

  32. Adrien Brody Girlfriend Lara Lieto Bikini Showering Yacht Saint Tropez
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    See? I TAPED mine back and you can’t see it! You didn’t even have to tape yours.

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    filthylummox
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    Wait, all I have to do to bang Adrien Brody is secks his butt and wear dookie on my head? I’ve done worse.

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    MickeyFig
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    Im not sure if I like this or not…

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    Pink Slime
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    what does she expect to pull out of there? a hotter dude to fuck?

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    troy
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    That is the ugliest boy-body on a chick who’s not actually a tranny. bitch needs a sammich.

  37. Endo

    The only thing creepier than her playing with his ass is that she has the same exact figure as him!

  38. Susanna

    Hello, well, dear Adrien is very used to be fotographed. His mother is a professionell and famos art-fotograph and her son was one of her loved motives. So…..our dear Adrien should have a “radar” for each camera in his space!! Because of that my guess is that he makes all this with intention. Sorry for the girl because she is far, far away from his type and was a willing “victim” for his action for the paparazzi!! Now everybody know that you are NOT GAY or BI Darling. Perfect performence, but, hey, thats your JOB!! Mazeltov Susanna

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    flex classic
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    surprise butt sex

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    VP
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    Dan Quayle is still looking for potatoes, er potatos, er SPUDS!

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    jesse
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    Olive Oyl?

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    SIN
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    New Burger King commeci : Where’s thr Beef?”

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    TR
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    Hard pegging

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    Daphne
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    Adrien if I ever see you with an interesting and attractive looking woman in her 30′s I will be shocked. Gotta keep the steady diet of vapid bimbos going instead I suppose. A smarter date might have caught onto your ‘tone it down’ hints. There are attractive smart women closer to your age out there, you might want to try to find one for a change.

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    CMoney
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    Oh. My. God.
    Gross.

    It’s him in a bikini, no wonder he likes her.

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    Meh
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    Ummmm, what?

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    mike
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    eww what the fuck is that? not a butt

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    Yup
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    It’s Pinocchio’s way to prove to the public that even he can get laid by a female version of him.

  49. Carla

    thats so hysterical..I can’t stop laughing !! hahahaahaha…

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