Adrianne Curry tweets topless

Apparently Adrianne Curry posted a topless pic of herself on Twitter the other day although, technically, her hand’s in the way, so she should be tried for treason. But that’s just me. In the meantime, I included some other pics she had up because a.) she’s in a bikini and b.) this is probably the only time I’ve ever wanted to be C-3PO. Not counting that scene in Empire Strikes Back when he cockblocks Han Solo. “Oh, I’m sorry, were you two about to space-do it? Because the hyperdrive broke. FACE!”

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