Adrianne Curry keeps it classy

July 24th, 2007 // 145 Comments
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Adrianne Curry – the winner of the first season of America’s Next Top Model – showed up to the Playboy Mansion for the first annual “HER Luau at the Mansion” (which benefits the Nicole Brown Foundation to stop domestic violence) dressed like this. I don’t know if it’s the fishnet top or the gold bikini, but the whole outfit just exudes class. This must be how royalty dressed in olden times.


  1. Hash

    I want Eagle’s ass so bad I can taste it!

  2. frenchie

    Wow! she has beautifull eye.

  3. shaun

    i don’ really like her face or her boobs, but the rest of her is A+

  4. Jennifer

    I love it that so many men read this site. I even got my husband to look at it!! We ALL love gossip. Well, maybe it has something to do with the bikini shots daily.

  5. jen

    The real class act is the fact an organization that is SUPPOSED TO support women who are victimized, would have their event at a place that is known for it’s degradation of women. Classy.

  6. Marianna

    Wow, she looks like Catherine Zeta Jones! She´s pretty, but I still prefer Cathy!

  7. God, are you new here?

  8. #100, don’t mention my name. I don’t know you, I don’t want to, you are weird.
    Don’t make me betch slap you shitbag!!!

  9. FDKJDGJK

    IM HERE EATING SOME NUTS AND HOIN CRAZY ON ALMONDS OMG I

  10. This is definitely NOT how royalty dressed in the olden times!! Back then, women wore modest drapes and closed-toe shoes, according to the works of Jesis. I do not think it’s classy to wear bikinis, even if they are 24 karat gold!!

    Blessings,
    Roberta

  11. coco

    why did she bother to wear any clothes then she might aswell have gone naked.

  12. G MONEY

    GLAD TO SEE SHE’S GONE SOLO FOR THE MANSION PARTY, SHE’S SMARTER THAN SHE LOOKS AND SHE LOOKS SMOKING HOT!!!!!!11

  13. U fuckin Hypocrite Puzzy fuckin Lickerz
    where iz the hate at? Hard onez, I love her,
    U people R Zo dizzapointing, fuck…

    thiz bitch lookz like a man..I’ve zeen better
    looking guyz in bikiniz , then thiz ugly man
    big fuckin deal..alot of hardup bitchez commenting
    today…put your dickz down..zhez not that great…

  14. Tommy Mayo

    FRIST!!!11!!

  15. stephiphany

    Now that’s a nice body. Good lord, that ass is perfect. Notice the lack of hail damage on the upper thighs. I’m jealous.

  16. Victor

    #100 “girl behaving extremely horny” I am the real Victor, and again thanks for the compliment. Anyway, write back.

  17. bpark

    isn’t she going to an event at the PLAYBOY MANSION? If anything I would say she is overdressed, or at least the bikini could be see through or on fire, or covered in sores and scabs…..wait, I’m getting off track here.
    All I’m saying is that asking a playboy party attendee to CLASS IT UP is like asking a man to take off his top hat and cape BEFORE he drives into the bucket of fried shrimp face first at Lucky Chucks All you Can Eat & SEE Food buffet.

  18. flavio

    i remember a few years ago eating at jean luc, the ANTM girls who were still in the competition all came in as they were filming a bit there. adrianne got up on the bar and danced while some guy snapped pics, then she hopped off as soon as he stopped. they were kind of annoying. but she has a way hot body. look at that ass! hot ass.

  19. Rosie's Mustach

    Oh boo hoo let’s try this again (how hard is it to comprehend this) she looks like sporty spice. The girl has an innocent face and small curves. Wash off all the makeup put her in jeans and a t-shirt and she’s the pretty girl next door type. 9can’t even begin to count the number of girls who resemble her). She’s slutted herself up and it doesn’t suit her. I think she used to have a MANCHEST look closely and you can see the round hard bulge of implants. I reallt don’t like this look on her. Not only is is it trashy it really doesn’t work for her.

    What I meant is this outfit looks silly on a girl who looks better suited for classy clothes. She could do the earthy look, the feminine look, sporty or even edgy but she’s not some lucious curvy bombshell playboy bunny, she’s tall and lanky so she looks a bit odd with this whole slutty transvestite porno outfit. She is a typical Katie Holmes type and she’s dressing like Jenna Jameson and it looks ridiculous. She’s hot but she reminds me of so many tall pretty faced brunettes.

    She doesn’t need limits when she is infront of a camera but going to a party that is in honor of domestic abuse why would she dress like a stripper? Because when I think of a stripper, I think of a brainless, self esteem-less skank who gets beaten up regularly by her boyfriend or husband.

    This is a fucking charity event so KNOW YOUR LIMITS and don’t dress like a GIANT SLUT for an event that honors a slain woman. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

    I don’t care if the event was held at the playboy mansion, it could be held on Hugh Hefners Alqua Velva and Bengay sented, old man spooge covered, orthopedic bed and I would still expect ALL of the women to dress classy in honor of a murdered woman. (clearly these standards are not met by the pure filth of hollywood, but that doesn’t make it acceptable)

    AND hey look at the girl next to her, that’s what I expect someone to wear and oh my goodness she looks just like Adrienne (brunette and pretty). Big shocker there.

  20. Victor's Little Dick

    @100 Ummm yes Victor does have a little dick. I should know!!!

  21. Rosie's Mustach

    my comments were inspired by #55 and #57

    Who are surely just the same person trying to prove their point.

  22. Victor, everytime I read one of your post, I get all hot downstairs. You are one crazy guy with those horney comments of yours. We need to get together sometime and get it on. If you think so, write me back.

  23. Victor's Little Dick

    Victor gets all of his horny comments from me. He sits at his tiny little cubical all day rubbing my head and surfing the porn sites.

  24. Where’s the new post? Same shit from yesterday!!!

  25. Victor

    FRIST calm down hunny. I will take care of you. “Girl behaving extremely badly” write me with an e-mail, sure we can hook up.

  26. (123) Victor’s little dick..If he gets his comments from you, then I would like
    to have you inside of me to. I’m hot right now, cutie. Doesn’t matter how small that dick is, my pussy is tiny, so a small dick is good to go for me.

  27. Victor

    Jimbo fuck off already……..quit fuckin talking to yourself.

  28. FRIST

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  29. I knew I would “Fish” out the real Victor!

  30. Victor, I’m jealous. Remember when I sucked your dick so hard that the cow’s came home? My farm cow’s were really far away and they heard him
    screaming and came running like the bull’s in Spain. Bring that hot dick back to me Victor, I need some real soon. My pussy is exploding with juicy
    that only wants the Victor dream dick.

  31. looks like she has a tiny little penis,
    but she still looks amazing

  32. wedgeone

    Holy fuck, this site has really gone into a downward spiral now.

    And I like how 60, 61, and 63 would assume that I’m a chick. Obviously none of you KNOW ME! But you do know how to triple team a cock the size of a sequoia, so allow me to unzip my fly.

    Chauncey – your writing that “I don’t even exist” reminds me of someone named “Danielle” who used to hang out around here a long time ago. Remember it?
    Come up with something original for God’s sake.

  33. iburl

    Class is overrated. Sproing!

  34. gigi

    Adrienne RUUUUUULES!!!! so smoking hot!!

  35. Fella

    MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm – Slllluuuuuuuuuuuuuutt

  36. Joe C

    Peter Brady’s pimp hand must not be very strong. His wife is partying at the Playboy Mansion without him. She must be looking to climb a few rungs on the celebrity gold digger ladder.

  37. Exactly which modeling campaigns has “America’s Next Top Model” been in. I don’t think I have ever seen her outside of “reality TV”

  38. DamnB

    I’m sorry, but Adrianne Curry is smoking hot. Lazy eye, man chin, mismatched heels and all that shit. One of the nicest asses I’ve seen in a long time… I’m pretty sure those aren’t implants. And even though her tits are, THEY still look good.

    And I think she has decent taste in men. Peter Brady looks good for a man in his 40s, isn’t doing too bad in the comp biz and doesn’t milk the holy shit out the Brady Bunch gig… whatever he does in regards to it seems to be in good fun…I’d let him hit it if he ever came my way… but I’m sure he’d rather screw his hot whore of a wife…

  39. Prince

    Peter Brady is one lucky cock sucin’ mutha fucka!!!!!!!!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. U fuckerz R zo fuckin ztupid??????

    Zure…blame everything on Victorz little dick
    poor Jimbo…

    He ain’t the only crazi bitch in here…

    U fuckerz forget zo fuckin easy….

    now, whoz the dumbzhit dickbrainz..now?huh?
    YOU??????????????

  41. Bling

    What a classy with a “K” bitch! Show your support of someone who was almost decapitated by showing up in your fucking bathing suit with a trashy cover up….Stupid crotch!

  42. Just Jealous

    Wow, this one got all the fat ugly chicks revved up…
    It never fails to put a fine one up – all the ducklings start chirping.

    I don’t care if she fucked the entire Brady Bunch household…
    She is still fine and yes I envy Peter.

  43. Wisker Biscuit

    Yummy…

  44. I to think Adrianne curry is an annoying has been, she is so in love with herself and her dam website. She has everything a women can want and more and she still is wanting votes so she can keep her ratings up on my space. Her website should be hookers r u. WHo the hell would want her for an modeling job?Shes 24 and the only reason shes famous is for her husband other wise who cares??

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