Adrianne Curry posted – then removed – the above pic on Saturday with the following tweet:
reason 298 why my husband loves me & my cooking. naughty naughty #fuckwearingpants
What I love about Adrianne is that she empowers women by demonstrating they can be both in the kitchen and taking pictures of themselves as faceless sex objects. Clearly, this is better than getting paid as much as men only to spend it all on shoes. Stop me if I’m making too much sense.
NOTE: Full size versions are slightly NSFW depending on your workplace’s ass cheek threshold.
Photos: Adrianne Curry
vhwynn | March 15, 2010 at 2:48 am
first!
It's Me Fuckers | March 15, 2010 at 2:49 am
wtf are you doing up and posting at this hour Mr. Fish?!
It's Me Fuckers | March 15, 2010 at 2:50 am
;-) now post some cock for the ladies… please? :D
vhwynn | March 15, 2010 at 2:53 am
bang! bang, bangaditty bang ….bangaditty bang bang bang… this is what it takes to be first bitch!!
black jesus | March 15, 2010 at 2:53 am
this bitch is awesome, talkin bout takin a bunch of acid and playing video games all day.. goddamn i could live in that pussy
theyrammedmysoreass sex | March 15, 2010 at 3:03 am
can i at least get a little bit of color or a meat curtain when you throw a star up
thunderstud | March 15, 2010 at 3:05 am
I hope he bends that bitch over and gives it to her ass good! :)
Mister Bored | March 15, 2010 at 3:10 am
What’s the deal with a star on an ass cheek now!?
Fail | March 15, 2010 at 3:15 am
lol @ #4 – what a fucken retard, you’re fourth dickwad.
jt | March 15, 2010 at 3:26 am
sweet jesus. how did peter brady do it?
Dank | March 15, 2010 at 3:26 am
Peter Brady isnt going to like this!!! Not one bit. Remember when Adrianne did the unthinkable and made a pseudo lesbian video for him for his birthday or some shit? He almost divorced her then turned gay. Actually that pretty much means he’s gay. Well played Peter Brady.
ROFL @ number 4 | March 15, 2010 at 4:18 am
ROFLLLL at number 4
EPIC EPIC EPIC FAIL
Jimmy | March 15, 2010 at 5:26 am
“Reason 298 why my husband loves me and my cooking”. First of all, I hope she didn’t really post 298 reasons why he loves her… second of all, I hope that there is not a separate list of why he loves her and her cooking.
And last of all, REALLY? You’re going to put your ass out there while you’re standing in front of a cutting board with nothing on it to show the world reason 298 why your husband loves you? I’m surprised she realized how desperate this looks and took the picture down.
ben | March 15, 2010 at 5:41 am
jimmy you are a retarded prick
carte iedge | March 15, 2010 at 6:03 am
Adrianne curry I think your very entertaining loved your reality show.
F*ckRandal | March 15, 2010 at 6:08 am
yeah I agree with #14 – Jimmy you are fucking retarded…
to all the idiots rofling at #4…he posted #1 as well. You are almost as dumb as my boy Jimmy here…
milan8888 | March 15, 2010 at 6:13 am
Ugly kitchen
Doc Schweinstrudel | March 15, 2010 at 6:22 am
It was funny , I mean Fishes comment about shoes…hah ha, guilty!!!
Someone | March 15, 2010 at 7:41 am
#17 …and that’s how we know…that you’re a flaming homosexual
ioana | March 15, 2010 at 7:54 am
Totally agree with milan, ugly kitchen, but great view
NG | March 15, 2010 at 8:08 am
@3 crazy bitch, go elsewhere for your gay porn needs.
Shaft! | March 15, 2010 at 8:27 am
I don’t get it, she’s wearing underwear. How is this naughty?
Rough-er Madness | March 15, 2010 at 8:38 am
Yeah what is this. I thought she was serving labia shiatsu for dinner…
mafme | March 15, 2010 at 9:02 am
One of the best write ups in recent times.
Deacon Jones | March 15, 2010 at 9:08 am
Well, at least ONE wife knows her role.
Parker | March 15, 2010 at 9:27 am
Every woman I know looks like this right after I have anal sex with her. She’s making me a sandwich isn’t she?
JDTSI Writer | March 15, 2010 at 9:30 am
@ #23 Yeah I don’t understand the whole NSFW censor bit either because she does have panties on…
kitty_kat | March 15, 2010 at 10:05 am
This woman is such an attention whore. It would funny if it weren’t so sad.
Jay | March 15, 2010 at 10:22 am
So, who took the pic? I mean, did she set the camera on timer, walk over to the other side of the kitchen, pick up a big ass knife, and then count down in her head? 3… 2… 1… there we go! Twitter here I come!
Jeff | March 15, 2010 at 10:30 am
the reality is lots of wives work in the kitchen this way (mine does and her ass is much better than this one). However most women don’t take a picture of it to share with the world. She is a talentless loser with a husband who is even further down the talent pool. Reality TV oh wow you must be so proud.
get a grip
titsonsnack | March 15, 2010 at 10:42 am
This is so …. stupid. She must not be getting any.
steaknbj | March 15, 2010 at 10:42 am
this is fukkin stoopid.
whats the point of removing the pic from the twit
and whats the point of the panty pic
take it all off, leave it up, and be done with it
dont think twice about it, dumb ass
small business health insurance | March 15, 2010 at 10:51 am
cool, no need for the star though
dude | March 15, 2010 at 10:58 am
Re: Jimmy at #13:
Hey Fish readers! Randal has an equally retarded brother! Who knew?
Randal | March 15, 2010 at 10:59 am
It makes me the sandwich after it sucks me off.
IT DOES WHAT IT’S TOLD!!!
captain america | March 15, 2010 at 11:34 am
……not to say a perfect one!!
Sport | March 15, 2010 at 11:37 am
Another insecure dumb bitch (with a great ass.)
YOU MARRIED A BRADY BUNCH KID dummy. Irrelevant.
Alli Watermelon | March 15, 2010 at 12:17 pm
DESPERATE, but quite funny. At least she wore panties. lol
Munky | March 15, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Quit trying so hard to remain relevant, you dumb fucking cunt. DESPERATE is right.
Mr. Nice Guy | March 15, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Of course she is an Attention Whore. What Confident Good Looking Woman is not an Attention Whore? None. If you got it Flaunt it; Or Disappear.
IF you are a woman and not an Attention Whore, it is because you tried and no one paid attention. Or you are a guy who could not land an Attention Whore.
Adrianne Rocks!
quiller | March 15, 2010 at 1:09 pm
Well, why don’t they have a baby then. What are they waiting for.
Girl | March 15, 2010 at 1:21 pm
i agree with everyone else… desperate for attention. possibly even his attention too. did she put that on self time? ugh so pathetic.
clearly lacking something in her life. poor thing. nice ass and legs tho
Sam | March 15, 2010 at 1:21 pm
every single person on here bashing her is an ugly fat housewife angry that their ass has never and will never look like that
so who is tha pathetic one?
havoc | March 15, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Damn, even my kitchen is nicer than that.
Must suck being a D-lister….
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scooby | March 15, 2010 at 1:53 pm
beautiful. simply beautiful.
despite all the feminist programming that is in our education system, the sight of a woman in a kitchen is pure beauty to me.
showing off her hot ass is just an added plus.
She's Got Too Much On | March 15, 2010 at 2:11 pm
She could wear this to church and they wouldn’t blink an eye. Why NSFW, with the thong she’s wearing?
beep beep | March 15, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Pretty girl but, boy, her marriage must be unsatisfying if she needs to continually post naked and suggestive pics of herself on her Twitter page. Marry an old dude for money and nothing else and this is what you get: desperate for the attentions of men your own age. Sad.
Jimie! | March 15, 2010 at 3:45 pm
now thats a woman
Fati87 | March 15, 2010 at 4:05 pm
What a fucking idiot. I’d beat the crap out of her for posting a picture like this, if I were her husband.
Cartman | March 15, 2010 at 5:28 pm
She just needs a good buttfucking.