Adrianne Curry posted – then removed – the above pic on Saturday with the following tweet:
reason 298 why my husband loves me & my cooking. naughty naughty #fuckwearingpants
What I love about Adrianne is that she empowers women by demonstrating they can be both in the kitchen and taking pictures of themselves as faceless sex objects. Clearly, this is better than getting paid as much as men only to spend it all on shoes. Stop me if I’m making too much sense.
NOTE: Full size versions are slightly NSFW depending on your workplace’s ass cheek threshold.
Photos: Adrianne Curry




























first!
wtf are you doing up and posting at this hour Mr. Fish?!
;-) now post some cock for the ladies… please? :D
bang! bang, bangaditty bang ….bangaditty bang bang bang… this is what it takes to be first bitch!!
this bitch is awesome, talkin bout takin a bunch of acid and playing video games all day.. goddamn i could live in that pussy
can i at least get a little bit of color or a meat curtain when you throw a star up
I hope he bends that bitch over and gives it to her ass good! :)
What’s the deal with a star on an ass cheek now!?
lol @ #4 – what a fucken retard, you’re fourth dickwad.
sweet jesus. how did peter brady do it?
Peter Brady isnt going to like this!!! Not one bit. Remember when Adrianne did the unthinkable and made a pseudo lesbian video for him for his birthday or some shit? He almost divorced her then turned gay. Actually that pretty much means he’s gay. Well played Peter Brady.
ROFLLLL at number 4
EPIC EPIC EPIC FAIL
“Reason 298 why my husband loves me and my cooking”. First of all, I hope she didn’t really post 298 reasons why he loves her… second of all, I hope that there is not a separate list of why he loves her and her cooking.
And last of all, REALLY? You’re going to put your ass out there while you’re standing in front of a cutting board with nothing on it to show the world reason 298 why your husband loves you? I’m surprised she realized how desperate this looks and took the picture down.
jimmy you are a retarded prick
Adrianne curry I think your very entertaining loved your reality show.
yeah I agree with #14 – Jimmy you are fucking retarded…
to all the idiots rofling at #4…he posted #1 as well. You are almost as dumb as my boy Jimmy here…
Ugly kitchen
It was funny , I mean Fishes comment about shoes…hah ha, guilty!!!
#17 …and that’s how we know…that you’re a flaming homosexual
Totally agree with milan, ugly kitchen, but great view
@3 crazy bitch, go elsewhere for your gay porn needs.
I don’t get it, she’s wearing underwear. How is this naughty?
Yeah what is this. I thought she was serving labia shiatsu for dinner…
One of the best write ups in recent times.
Well, at least ONE wife knows her role.
Every woman I know looks like this right after I have anal sex with her. She’s making me a sandwich isn’t she?
@ #23 Yeah I don’t understand the whole NSFW censor bit either because she does have panties on…
This woman is such an attention whore. It would funny if it weren’t so sad.
So, who took the pic? I mean, did she set the camera on timer, walk over to the other side of the kitchen, pick up a big ass knife, and then count down in her head? 3… 2… 1… there we go! Twitter here I come!
the reality is lots of wives work in the kitchen this way (mine does and her ass is much better than this one). However most women don’t take a picture of it to share with the world. She is a talentless loser with a husband who is even further down the talent pool. Reality TV oh wow you must be so proud.
get a grip
This is so …. stupid. She must not be getting any.
this is fukkin stoopid.
whats the point of removing the pic from the twit
and whats the point of the panty pic
take it all off, leave it up, and be done with it
dont think twice about it, dumb ass
cool, no need for the star though
Re: Jimmy at #13:
Hey Fish readers! Randal has an equally retarded brother! Who knew?
It makes me the sandwich after it sucks me off.
IT DOES WHAT IT’S TOLD!!!
……not to say a perfect one!!
Another insecure dumb bitch (with a great ass.)
YOU MARRIED A BRADY BUNCH KID dummy. Irrelevant.
DESPERATE, but quite funny. At least she wore panties. lol
Quit trying so hard to remain relevant, you dumb fucking cunt. DESPERATE is right.
Of course she is an Attention Whore. What Confident Good Looking Woman is not an Attention Whore? None. If you got it Flaunt it; Or Disappear.
IF you are a woman and not an Attention Whore, it is because you tried and no one paid attention. Or you are a guy who could not land an Attention Whore.
Adrianne Rocks!
Well, why don’t they have a baby then. What are they waiting for.
i agree with everyone else… desperate for attention. possibly even his attention too. did she put that on self time? ugh so pathetic.
clearly lacking something in her life. poor thing. nice ass and legs tho
every single person on here bashing her is an ugly fat housewife angry that their ass has never and will never look like that
so who is tha pathetic one?
Damn, even my kitchen is nicer than that.
Must suck being a D-lister….
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beautiful. simply beautiful.
despite all the feminist programming that is in our education system, the sight of a woman in a kitchen is pure beauty to me.
showing off her hot ass is just an added plus.
She could wear this to church and they wouldn’t blink an eye. Why NSFW, with the thong she’s wearing?
Pretty girl but, boy, her marriage must be unsatisfying if she needs to continually post naked and suggestive pics of herself on her Twitter page. Marry an old dude for money and nothing else and this is what you get: desperate for the attentions of men your own age. Sad.
now thats a woman
What a fucking idiot. I’d beat the crap out of her for posting a picture like this, if I were her husband.
She just needs a good buttfucking.