Peter Brady needs to trade me his wife for two goats and other news

- Gary Coleman really is suffering from a brain hemorrhage and is now in a coma. Awkward. [Popeater]

- Alicia Keys was apparently knocked up by Swizz Beats while he was still with his wife. Neat. [Dlisted]

- Lindsay Lohan continues to be a cocaine avalanche of dumb. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jennifer Love Hewitt will read your emails. [Huffington Post]

- Adrianna Lima is the good kind of leathery. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kate Hudson almost pulls a Britney. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kristin Cavallari’s ass is.. hot? I think. [Popoholic]

- Tiger Woods isn’t allowed to date until the divorce is over. But ain’t nobody said nothin’ ’bout no hookin’! — I’m a terrible person. [The Fab Life]

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