Adrianne Curry in a bikini

August 3rd, 2009 // 85 Comments

Here’s America’s Next Top Model winner, and Mrs. Peter Brady, Adrianne Curry on the beach in Malibu yesterday, and I have no idea why she’s swimming on a deserted beach all by herself. That’s just asking for trouble. Say a Jehovah Witness tries to talk to her. She can’t even pretend her daughter’s drowning to get away. *shudders* God, that’s terrifying.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. maddy

    I always liked her on ANTM, she wasn’t just another skinny bitch

    @49 agreed. ‘Fish no need to mock religion. the jw’s i’ve met are nice people. if you don’t want them talking to you, let ‘em know and they’ll respect your wishes. true story

  2. dave

    how does a girl this gorgeous have cankles?? what the fuck, god?

  3. turd the third

    I love tit veins…

  4. If the beach was secluded who took these pictures??? lol

  5. zebop

    The first winner of “Amenrica’s Next Top Hoebag” goes to the beach with her new flotation devices. Ho-fucking-hum. Slow damn news day?

  6. zebop

    The first winner of “America’s Next Top Hoebag” goes to the beach with her new flotation devices. Ho-fucking-hum. Slow damn news day?

  7. RtSS

    The best ever… She acts like a dude, but oh so beautiful and f-kable like a girl. I would do Mrs. Peter Brady, every way possible. My schlong would be poking and prodding her multiple wet and warm openings.

  8. RtSS

    Oh, yes… As long as I have a face and an extended tongue; Adrianne Curry… you have a place to sit. Pssst, Call me Adrianne.

  9. RtSS

    I wish Adrianne and I could get together with Ann Curry from the “Today” show, or the “nightline” series. Then, I would have a Curry sandwhich. Yummy! Them are some finger, licking good thighs.

  10. RtSS

    Look at that little light spot in her oh-so-beautiful crotch region in Image #8 as she is walking away. There is a true thing of beauty.

  11. Ms. Swan

    She look like a man.

  12. lisa

    Nice to know that Jehovah’s Witnesses make you shudder when this one loves your site and reads it everyday. That’s cool.

  13. I’d like to see her without bikini..

  14. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Im so tired of everyone saying Peter Brady is lucky to have landed her. SHE’S lucky to have landed HIM. What an unstable bitch. You ever watch that show they did where they talked about (or better she forced him into) getting married. Bitch cryed every damn show! It turned into a drinking game called How Often Will Adrianne Cry?!

  15. Joejam2845

    When did she get the Store boughts????

  16. RtSS

    @63: Pick-up an issue or two of Playboy, she’s appeared in it not once, but twice.

  17. Buddha

    Hot bod…Buttaface, though…

  18. gil

    serve me a plate

  19. Kelley

    #41 … no they are NOT real … see before and after pix … she used to have real tits and then had a boob job … when she posed for Playboy they were real … they’re not now !!

  20. Carley

    I would only do her if she didn’t talk while I did so. The way she speaks is horrible.

  21. HAND SOLO

    AHHH QUE RICAS NALGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. George Clooney was no Batman.

    Peter Brady is Batman. Chics dig the mustache.

    (episode 100, Peter and the Wolf, Phil Packer).

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Brady_Bunch_episodes#Season_5_.281973.E2.80.931974.29

  23. ashley

    She’s attractive, me likey! – shortsinglesdating.com

  24. ashley

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  25. ashley

    She’s attractive, me likey! – shortsinglesdating.com

  26. i find her a bit manly – shes not very curvey at all. She has no waist and although she is not fat at all, shes quite thick set. next!

  27. Dp

    Isn’t anyone going to call Pedophile out for his very inappropriate comment about 12 year old girls?? Someone should castrate you, lock you in prison and throw away the key.

  28. Dp

    Isn’t anyone going to call Pedophile out for his very inappropriate comment about 12 year old girls?? Someone should castrate you, lock you in prison and throw away the key.

  29. a perfect body .. impressed ..

  30. He’d be lucky her mouth so that he could clear his skanky and to get some manners to talk to a Jehovah’s Witness. He acts like he was raised in a barn. In addition to his offensive comments completely offending the millions of good people …. She looks pretty darn hot.

  31. I would eat that! Wow!

  32. Hot bod…Buttaface, though…

  33. Commented on this photo:

    OMFG!!!!! You are sooooo HOT,SEXY AND BEAUTIFUL!!!!

  34. Commented on this photo:

    Are you thinking sex???

  35. Commented on this photo:

    Alright who’s the asshole who said your fat???

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