Adrianne Curry in a bikini

Here’s America’s Next Top Model winner, and Mrs. Peter Brady, Adrianne Curry on the beach in Malibu yesterday, and I have no idea why she’s swimming on a deserted beach all by herself. That’s just asking for trouble. Say a Jehovah Witness tries to talk to her. She can’t even pretend her daughter’s drowning to get away. *shudders* God, that’s terrifying.

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