Adrianne Curry in a bikini

August 3rd, 2009 // 85 Comments

Here’s America’s Next Top Model winner, and Mrs. Peter Brady, Adrianne Curry on the beach in Malibu yesterday, and I have no idea why she’s swimming on a deserted beach all by herself. That’s just asking for trouble. Say a Jehovah Witness tries to talk to her. She can’t even pretend her daughter’s drowning to get away. *shudders* God, that’s terrifying.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Mark

    Wow, that’s a body! (First!)

  2. Tom K

    Whoa she looks good!!!!

  3. Upinya

    I would eat that! Wow!

  4. looking 4 trouble

    i motorboat those babys in a heartbeat. XD

  5. Taz

    wow, i forgot all about her. post her nude pics from playboy

  6. what was that

    she makes me happy in my pants

  7. Tim

    Steroids

  8. Tim

    Steroids

  9. Dee

    One word fits these pictures……manly. Look at the shoulder on that sucker. Like a freaking linebacker.

  10. Splat

    wow. pretty ridiculous.

  11. DJ

    Post pics of yourself, Dee! We’d all love to see them. :)

  12. Why is she in a bikini? shes wise to the game, she not waiting for FHM to call… anyone with some sort of celeb status these days just squeeze in a bikini and voila youre splash across the Superficial and the likes…she is a very calculated broad, she knew Marcus Shankenberg was a bum that would eventually hit it and run or He was too pretty to be in a relationship with, so she settle for Peter Brady at least he’s got Brady Bunch royalties still coming in…

  13. Gando

    You can see here the difference between a British and a Californian tan.

  14. Darth

    The Californian tan is more golden brown like.

  15. Venom

    Her 15 minutes were up years ago. That said, she looks good… and old-ass Peter Brady must be OD’ing on Viagra.

  16. gigi

    I’m sure the boys are loving the boobies, but I liked her better flat… she could do runway that way…. not that she’s ever gonna do runway again…. unless it’s for Galliano or somebody freaky & expositiony/ still love her tho — awesome skin

  17. gigi

    I’m sure the boys are loving the boobies, but I liked her better flat… she could do runway that way…. not that she’s ever gonna do runway again…. unless it’s for Galliano or somebody freaky & expositiony/ still love her tho — awesome skin

  18. Alice

    Marsha, Marsha, Marsha

  19. uh

    @7-8

    I’m not proud of this, but I love watching ANTM, and she has a good body because she works out hard, and plus she’s like 5’10”.

  20. Superbiggerevil

    “Porkchops and applesauce….”

  21. Sport

    Whoever she is looks GREAT in a bikini. Her face is not for me but a very nice looking girl.

  22. Freddo

    Now I’m not into trash-talking beautiful women, but…..DAMN!!! that’s a pair of big thighs.

  23. pedophile

    She’s too big and masculine for me. I’m more attracted to 12 year old girls

  24. chyna

    has she gotten naked on-camera since the boob job?

  25. Dave Mustaine

    Where’s Jaws when you need him/her

  26. I’d buy that for a dollar.

  27. Willie Dixon

    1) I was able to find better picts on GIS – she why just give me bikini picts? You’re better off with no picts and putting in her name only.
    2) Cheers to the guy who played Peter Brady. She is his reward for not being a total tool out of all the cast members.

  28. Willie Dixon

    1) I was able to find better picts on GIS – so why just give me bikini picts? You’re better off with no picts and putting in her name only.
    2) Cheers to the guy who played Peter Brady. She is his reward for not being a total tool out of all the cast members.

  29. Tanzarian

    Who is this and how do I get her in my lap?

  30. Pico Mornay

    # 28 Thank You For Reminding Me Robocop…By The Way This Girl Is Hot!!!

  31. desi323

    Fakest tits EVER…

  32. fetus_mcnuggets

    the chick has self esteem issues
    she shall give you a floppy-eared BJ if you nurture her

    i know cuz i watched the SURREAL LIFE :o)

  33. GM

    Id bang the shit outta that. God Damn.
    She has thicker legs and ass now.
    Before She was model thin, but i like that too so…

  34. fat white guy

    If you can touch them, then they’re real

  35. abby

    Dang Girl!!!

  36. abby

    Dang Girl!!! I would like to see another reality show “Baby Brady” ?!?!

  37. frank

    @34

    Her breasts are completely real. And her stomach is the shit!
    She’s as dumb as a cinder block though…

  38. jules

    She looks awesome. As for the guys talking shit, you’re a bunch of pansies who know she could kick all your asses. She’s better looking than any girl you could get within 10 feet of.

  39. Jenna

    @ frank … Her boobs are completely fake. She’s even talked about it on tv. She was pregnant briefly and it made her breasts uneven, so she got a boobie job. She’s freakin’ gorgeous.

  40. Jenna

    @ frank … Her boobs are completely fake. She’s even talked about it on tv. She was pregnant briefly and it made her breasts uneven, so she got a boobie job. She’s freakin’ gorgeous.

  41. jules

    @ 37 She has always had an athletic body, that’s what made her stand out from the sickly skinny models. @41 She’s obviously not dumb…do you know her personally?

  42. Heavymetal

    Nice sleek sports model, too bad she screwed up with the fakies.

  43. dontlooknow

    This girl is way too hot for that idiot Chris Knight.

  44. I usually like a natural tittie, but these look pretty good. She’s hot!!

  45. Sweetandmean

    For your information: She would be LUCKY to have a Jehovah’s Witness talk to her so that she could clean up her skanky mouth and get some manners. She acts like she was raised in a barn. Other than your totally offensive comment offending millions of good people….she looks pretty darn hot.

  46. I was able to find better picts on “Militaryfliritng.c o m” – so why just give me bikini picts? You’re better off with no picts and putting in her name only.

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