Adrianne Curry in a bikini

August 3rd, 2009 // 82 Comments

Here’s America’s Next Top Model winner, and Mrs. Peter Brady, Adrianne Curry on the beach in Malibu yesterday, and I have no idea why she’s swimming on a deserted beach all by herself. That’s just asking for trouble. Say a Jehovah Witness tries to talk to her. She can’t even pretend her daughter’s drowning to get away. *shudders* God, that’s terrifying.

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Comments (82)

  1. Mark | August 3, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    Wow, that’s a body! (First!)

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  2. Tom K | August 3, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Whoa she looks good!!!!

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  3. Upinya | August 3, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    I would eat that! Wow!

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  4. looking 4 trouble | August 3, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    i motorboat those babys in a heartbeat. XD

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  5. Taz | August 3, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    wow, i forgot all about her. post her nude pics from playboy

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  6. what was that | August 3, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    she makes me happy in my pants

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  7. Tim | August 3, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    Steroids

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  8. Tim | August 3, 2009 at 5:42 pm

    Steroids

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  9. Dee | August 3, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    One word fits these pictures……manly. Look at the shoulder on that sucker. Like a freaking linebacker.

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  10. Splat | August 3, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    wow. pretty ridiculous.

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  11. DJ | August 3, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    Post pics of yourself, Dee! We’d all love to see them. :)

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  12. mixedmartialartvideos.com | August 3, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    performance enhancers

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  13. ROUGH Daddy | August 3, 2009 at 5:56 pm

    Why is she in a bikini? shes wise to the game, she not waiting for FHM to call… anyone with some sort of celeb status these days just squeeze in a bikini and voila youre splash across the Superficial and the likes…she is a very calculated broad, she knew Marcus Shankenberg was a bum that would eventually hit it and run or He was too pretty to be in a relationship with, so she settle for Peter Brady at least he’s got Brady Bunch royalties still coming in…

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  14. Gando | August 3, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    You can see here the difference between a British and a Californian tan.

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  15. Darth | August 3, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    The Californian tan is more golden brown like.

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  16. Venom | August 3, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    Her 15 minutes were up years ago. That said, she looks good… and old-ass Peter Brady must be OD’ing on Viagra.

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  17. gigi | August 3, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    I’m sure the boys are loving the boobies, but I liked her better flat… she could do runway that way…. not that she’s ever gonna do runway again…. unless it’s for Galliano or somebody freaky & expositiony/ still love her tho — awesome skin

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  18. gigi | August 3, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    I’m sure the boys are loving the boobies, but I liked her better flat… she could do runway that way…. not that she’s ever gonna do runway again…. unless it’s for Galliano or somebody freaky & expositiony/ still love her tho — awesome skin

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  19. Alice | August 3, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Marsha, Marsha, Marsha

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  20. uh | August 3, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    @7-8

    I’m not proud of this, but I love watching ANTM, and she has a good body because she works out hard, and plus she’s like 5’10”.

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  21. Superbiggerevil | August 3, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    “Porkchops and applesauce….”

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  22. Alli Watermelon | August 3, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    WOW, nice body!

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  23. Sport | August 3, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    Whoever she is looks GREAT in a bikini. Her face is not for me but a very nice looking girl.

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  24. Freddo | August 3, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    Now I’m not into trash-talking beautiful women, but…..DAMN!!! that’s a pair of big thighs.

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  25. pedophile | August 3, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    She’s too big and masculine for me. I’m more attracted to 12 year old girls

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  26. chyna | August 3, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    has she gotten naked on-camera since the boob job?

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  27. Dave Mustaine | August 3, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    Where’s Jaws when you need him/her

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  28. casualencounters.com/blog | August 3, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    I’d buy that for a dollar.

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  29. casualencounters.com/blog | August 3, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    Nomnomnom.

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  30. Willie Dixon | August 3, 2009 at 7:25 pm

    1) I was able to find better picts on GIS – she why just give me bikini picts? You’re better off with no picts and putting in her name only.
    2) Cheers to the guy who played Peter Brady. She is his reward for not being a total tool out of all the cast members.

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  31. Willie Dixon | August 3, 2009 at 7:25 pm

    1) I was able to find better picts on GIS – so why just give me bikini picts? You’re better off with no picts and putting in her name only.
    2) Cheers to the guy who played Peter Brady. She is his reward for not being a total tool out of all the cast members.

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  32. Tanzarian | August 3, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    Who is this and how do I get her in my lap?

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  33. Pico Mornay | August 3, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    # 28 Thank You For Reminding Me Robocop…By The Way This Girl Is Hot!!!

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  34. desi323 | August 3, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    Fakest tits EVER…

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  35. fetus_mcnuggets | August 3, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    the chick has self esteem issues
    she shall give you a floppy-eared BJ if you nurture her

    i know cuz i watched the SURREAL LIFE :o)

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  36. jp | August 3, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    test

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  37. GM | August 3, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    Id bang the shit outta that. God Damn.
    She has thicker legs and ass now.
    Before She was model thin, but i like that too so…

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  38. fat white guy | August 3, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    If you can touch them, then they’re real

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  39. abby | August 3, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    Dang Girl!!!

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  40. abby | August 3, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    Dang Girl!!! I would like to see another reality show “Baby Brady” ?!?!

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  41. frank | August 3, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    @34

    Her breasts are completely real. And her stomach is the shit!
    She’s as dumb as a cinder block though…

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  42. jules | August 3, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    She looks awesome. As for the guys talking shit, you’re a bunch of pansies who know she could kick all your asses. She’s better looking than any girl you could get within 10 feet of.

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  43. Jenna | August 3, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    @ frank … Her boobs are completely fake. She’s even talked about it on tv. She was pregnant briefly and it made her breasts uneven, so she got a boobie job. She’s freakin’ gorgeous.

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  44. Jenna | August 3, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    @ frank … Her boobs are completely fake. She’s even talked about it on tv. She was pregnant briefly and it made her breasts uneven, so she got a boobie job. She’s freakin’ gorgeous.

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  45. jules | August 3, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    @ 37 She has always had an athletic body, that’s what made her stand out from the sickly skinny models. @41 She’s obviously not dumb…do you know her personally?

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  46. Heavymetal | August 3, 2009 at 10:07 pm

    Nice sleek sports model, too bad she screwed up with the fakies.

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  47. dontlooknow | August 3, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    This girl is way too hot for that idiot Chris Knight.

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  48. Funeral Guy | August 3, 2009 at 10:26 pm

    I usually like a natural tittie, but these look pretty good. She’s hot!!

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  49. Sweetandmean | August 3, 2009 at 10:57 pm

    For your information: She would be LUCKY to have a Jehovah’s Witness talk to her so that she could clean up her skanky mouth and get some manners. She acts like she was raised in a barn. Other than your totally offensive comment offending millions of good people….she looks pretty darn hot.

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  50. paula | August 3, 2009 at 11:04 pm

    I was able to find better picts on “Militaryfliritng.c o m” – so why just give me bikini picts? You’re better off with no picts and putting in her name only.

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