They Put Pants on Wonder Woman

The Superficial | March 21, 2011 - 7:00 am

Presumably so everyone grasps just how quickly this show is going to be canceled, NBC released the first official image of Adrianne Palicki as Wonder Woman and not a single person has looked at this and said, “Nope. That didn’t come from Walmart.” Not to mention the more pressing matter of THEY PUT F#CKING PANTS ON HER. At least Lynda Carter, who’s being an unbelievable class act about the whole thing, had the decency to run around in star-spangled granny panties and our nation was richer for it. But I guess “Obama’s America” calls it a day after slapping on a push-up bra. Well, I didn’t watch movies about people losing a leg in ‘Nam so superheroes could walk around without showing me their underwear. I want my country back! *fires up Rascal*

Photo: Justin Lubin/NBC