Oh, Sweet, Adrianne Curry’s At Comic-Con. I Bet She Wore Something Hot- WHAT THE

Last year, Adrianne Curry got kicked out of Comic-Con for dressing like Aeon Flux, right down to the futuristic butt floss because she’s awesome. Unfortunately, nerds can’t spend hundreds of dollars on resin statues of Booster Gold with their pants exploded, so she got kicked the fuck out, only to return in a less assy, yet still hot-as-shit Imperial officer outfit. So here we are at Comic-Con again where surely Adrianne Curry will wear some sort of dorky cosplay with her tits out a.k.a. her sole purpose for being. Except, just kidding, she showed up as Raptor Jesus. And not even a slutty Raptor Jesus. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the fact that dinosaurs shit all over the Creation story as much as the next person, but not when it’s denying me genre-themed breasts in my face. Although, you know what would be funny? If like five Jesuses (Jesi?) raped her right now. If Kevin James showed up. The man’s pure comedy.

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