Last year, Adrianne Curry got kicked out of Comic-Con for dressing like Aeon Flux, right down to the futuristic butt floss because she’s awesome. Unfortunately, nerds can’t spend hundreds of dollars on resin statues of Booster Gold with their pants exploded, so she got kicked the fuck out, only to return in a less assy, yet still hot-as-shit Imperial officer outfit. So here we are at Comic-Con again where surely Adrianne Curry will wear some sort of dorky cosplay with her tits out a.k.a. her sole purpose for being. Except, just kidding, she showed up as Raptor Jesus. And not even a slutty Raptor Jesus. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the fact that dinosaurs shit all over the Creation story as much as the next person, but not when it’s denying me genre-themed breasts in my face. Although, you know what would be funny? If like five Jesuses (Jesi?) raped her right now. If Kevin James showed up. The man’s pure comedy.
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Something about this chick’s face bugs me and her tits are badly done bolt ons. So overall.. meh.
Translation : my ‘girlfriend’ has a puncture so I’ll have to leave a comment like this to feel like real man… Tragic.
That rape comment was a bit over the line. Fucking dick.
lighten up, francis.
Don’t Francis me. Creep.
It was a Daniel Tosh reference you sensitive cunt.
Rape is only funny sometimes…
Its a reference to a prior story about a Daniel Tosh rape joke controversy.
unless you are her or a rep.(which you would have to be batshit crazy to admit on here). ,boyfriend or even a guy who agrees to have live with you for various amounts of sex she agreed to.
you should shut the fuck up.
Come on guys, you have to know that BradPitt’sAss is very sensitive on the topic.
If there is anything we’ve learned at the fish this week it is rape jokes are never funny, unless accompanied with a Jesus reference, and Aubrey O’Day is determined to show us her ass. When we cease to learn we cease to exist.
Nerd chicks are hotter when they show their tits.
Wouldn’t it be funny if someone raped BradPitt’sAss
Huh? I may be old fashioned but I prefer to be insulted in a way I can understand
Pretty but very stupid.
actually it is kinda funny. As you heard of rapture Jesus. here is raptor Jesus. a pun on the rapture. pretty funny for a Neopgan and/or an atheist.
I think he might be speaking of Curry’s intellect.
Also, I’m digging several holes in the desert to discard your dismembered pieces after I hack you up with a machete, McQueef.
ok
Yaaay! Dismemberment! Beefy, can I help? Please?
she had to come in something not sexy again otherwise she would get kicked out again. pretty much what Fish said.
(Kevin James runs up, bellying flopping, screams at dinosaur)
“He’s going to eat you!!”
(falls through cardboard backdrop, collects 10 million)
It looks like Godzilla is vomiting her face up.
Well, I’m hard.
Speaking of Godzilla
Try this again
The rapture/raptor. LOL.
Dinosaurs have not and never will “shit all over the creation “story”. They don’t mention Aardvarks in the bible either.
I can’t even quite figure out if I should hate you or pity you.
Well, to be more precise, dinosaurs crap all over young earth creationists and the idiotic fundamentalist notion that the earth is 6,000 years old. The creation myth itself, as related in Genesis, survives most science pretty well, as long as the believer is willing to accept that the days mentioned are not literal days in the sense of a single rotation of the earth as it makes its way around the sun. Which is a relatively safe assumption to make unless you happen to be a reactionary fundamentalist, because neither the sun nor the earth would have existed on the first day.
Myself, I like the New Testament bit, which goes something like…In the beginning there was the Word, and the Word was with God the Word was God. The Word is meant to be Christ, but there’s a marvelous truth to the phrasing.
Of course I love words.
You are right Matt. It’s logic, intelligence, and reasoning that shit all over the Bible. Seriously, if you lead your life by the Bible, I think there should be another religion that bases their life on a the works of megalomaniac science fiction author. Oh wait!!!
“They don’t mention Aardvarks in the bible either.”
Right, because a small, furry creature that looks like all the other small, furry creatures running around is the exact same thing as a massive thunder lizard the size of a building that eats people. I can see a book full of spiritual and cultural instructions leaving that part out.
“‘And thou shall be warned not to go near the cave of the scaled, man-eating beast…’ You know what? Fuck it. Not important. ‘BEWARE OF GAYS! For they shall gay you with you their gay beams…’ Ah, yeah, that’s the stuff.”
Also, yes, I did make a similar joke in this post. I’m my own worst hack:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/kirk-cameron-stephen-hawking-no-heaven-fairy-tale-05-2011
Reminds me of a scene from The Sopranos. Christopher is somewhat stoned and he says something like ‘I can’t believe man ever existed at the same time as dinosaurs…I mean, Adam and Eve running around getting chased by a dinosaur? How can that be the Garden of Eden?’
haha, nice Fish
Login as Tony, fish. That shit is hilarious!
It doesn’t mention computers either. I guess that means you need to throw away yours.
Is Raptor Jesus the Hip Hop Messiah?
Seriously that’s the dude from Man Vs Food ,a slimmer version behind the freak
http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/adrianne-curry-went-to-comic-con-as-raptor-jesus/adrianne-curry-went-to-comic-con-as-raptor-jesus-4
She told the costume designers she wanted a “snapping vagina” but they screwed it up….maybe.
I know exactly what she is supposed to be. She’s one of the alien’s from the original version of V. (Knowing that just cemented my major nerd status, didn’t it?)
So, is she just being a total smart ass this year for going to this thing completely covered up? Because THAT, I can respect.
The crown of thorns on the lamb is an awesome touch.
When did pandering to Reddit become a profession?
Now here is a religion I can get behind, or on top of of or in front of. Whatever.
Rape jokes are not funny. I’m going to dob you in to Jezebel.com.